Hey Sup Forums, you mind giving me your crowns?

Hey Sup Forums, you mind giving me your crowns?

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*takes your crown instead*

NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOING?

Yeah sure, have a happy.
Wait is that a fucking pig stuffed with another pig?

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I'll give you my crown if you hand over that pig stuffed pig, oh and that headless fly... have you still got any of that squash?

It's a fucking inverted fedora, you philistine.
You just activated my autism card.

Drop the crowns.

Double King tried to take a cockatoo's feathers because they vaguely resembled a crown. Jughead's definitely getting a visit.

Who dares ask for the crown of King Bob?

*tips whoopee cap*

But I have no crowns

I'M MAD

yeah sure

get in

Who would win in a fight between Double King and the King of Cartoons?

Nothing makes me smile like an autist speeding out and still being wrong.

As mentions, it's a whoopee cap.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whoopee_cap

Fuk off

>It was often made from a man's felt fedora hat with the brim trimmed with a scalloped cut and turned up.

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Cute!

Fine jeeze ya big baby. Take it.

>Double King dies a short walk away from the mushroom king.
>Mushroom guard could potentially retrieve his king's crown.
MEEP

Double King is not cute

>Mushroom King is now Quadruple Mushroom King
>ALL HAIL PSILOCYBIN

Was Double King always king of the cave people, or did he kill the previous king and take their crown?

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW!?

I think he was probably never a king to begin with. I figure those cave things don't even have a king and DK was just a regular one that wanted to feel important and started grabbing crowns.

No idea, there is no real structured lore to this cartoon.

>>God
>>fedoras
Pick one.

Would Double King fight pic related for his crown?

Either he was King of Cave people, or he just likes crowns so he went out and killed someone before the rat king.

Would he?
Yes.

Would he win?
Probably, he's fucking nuts.

He out tantrumed the Matriach of Death. The lich is at least gonna get a good screaming.

Holy shit, is Double King a lich himself?

>*angry king noises*

Double King looks like he could be a Dark Souls boss

I'm pretty sure he ESCAPED from some corner of a Dark Souls game or knockoff.

All you goddamn need is the rat king getting a YOU HOLLOWED overlay after his skull gets torn out.

>tfw the person I know that owns a fedora is a priest

>Doubleking literally punched death in the face until she gave him her crown

Litch is fucked mayne

Double King is clearly the protagonist of Dark Souls II, taking the DLC into account.

Double King just dropped the Mushroom Crown right where he picked it up.

Why don't you try and take it, Chuckles?

THAT'S NOT A CROWN GIVE ME A CROWN

Man, my PCs crown is a goddamn unseeable little flicker of light above their head the fuck you gonna steal that

A crown like this?

>Player enters a desolate throne room
>A large, cloaked figure sits in the center
>It senses the crown you used to enter
>DOUBLE KING
>Fight the cloaked, double crowned behemoth
>Phase Two
>Both his crowns are destroyed
>Autistic screeching as the Double King goes feral

Would DK even care if his crown got destroyed? I mean, we never see it happen. I think he'd just run off and find more.

Why doesn't he just employ a backsmith and jeweller to make him lots of crowns?

Considering the effect a crown had on that cloud, and how one was created alongside that pumpkin and the fly, it may not be so simple as that.

DID YOU NOT SEE THE LOOK OF HORROR WHEN HE REALIZED HE HAD LOST HIS

Yeah but that was like he lost it. He thought he had a crown and he didn't. He was shocked he was wrong. If he saw a crown get destroyed he'd be shocked sure, but would be become murderous or immediately run off and search for a new one?

>but would be become murderous

yes. the answer is yes.

Did you even watch the animation? He kills for crowns

He would totally freak out because YOU BROKE HIS CROWNS THAT HE GOT FAIR AND SQUARE REEEEEE

No, Double King is just crazy for crowns.

Yes okay but in this scenario I'm assuming you don't have a crown and destroyed his. Do you think he would waste time killing you that could be spend finding a new crown?

yes. he fucking chased a bird because it had a yellow-crown like crest. then died because his finger was wearing the crown that he PUT THERE HIMSELF, so he cut it off (and grew an extra hand just to manage the process too. that takes effort)

Who will rule the people now that Double King is in space?

Man you literally need characterization spelled out, dont you? YES HE WOULD MURDER YOU

If you destroyed his crown, he has to kill you otherwise you're just as likely to destroy other crowns that he also wants. You've made yourself an obstacle.

BUT HE WASN'T GETTING RETRIBUTION YOU DUMB FUCK HE WAS TRYING TO GET A CROWN. SHOW ME ONE INSTANCE IN THE ORIGINAL CARTOON OF HIM GETTING REVENGE ON SOMEONE WHO STOLE AND/OR DESTROYED A CROWN HE OBTAINED.

OH FUCKING WAIT THERE'S THE CRAB WHO STEALS THE FISH KINGS CROWN. DOES HE KILL IT, NO YOU FUCKING RETARD

He probably would've if it hadn't escaped back into the water

>often means always

Not big enough and should be detached from his body.

Also this made me realised how despite being a king I saw the character entirely genderlessly.

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You forgot your REEEEEEEEEEEEE, you autist

Double king video game when?

The Lord of the Flies tried to steal his rotten Squash Crown and DK killed him for it. Getting the tiny fly crown was just a very nice bonus

Is the double king autism finaly over? Can we instead talk about the very best thing he produced?
youtube.com/watch?v=9RHFFeQ2tu4

whip it up in flash and upload it to newgrounds
like the good ol days before 9/11

So if every creature or thing has a monarch, what if he found the Crown King?

Would he destroy it for its crown, or just wear it?

WE

but he's a mushroom, he's rooted in place

>He doesn't know how a fungus works

>mouse guard had a gun
>let his king die
>shroom guard had a pointed stick
>screamed in the face of death itself

HERO
E
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I love that video but watching it now after Double King is very underwhelming. I think DK is a huge improvement from mostly everything he's done.

WUZ
DOUBLE

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Not even close, user.
youtube.com/watch?v=1Dkq6Lp8_gg

The best thing about this edit is that it implies fag enabler was already printed on all the napkins for some inscrutable reason.

But user I need my crown to chew ;_;

boy I am real glad he did not go for tooth horror jokes

Woops

Is DK a rug monster?

Why couldn't the Skeleton King just let him have his little napkin crown?

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