Spiderman/Deadpool #17 storytime

Itsy-Bitsy return..

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she gonna climb daddy's spout

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How did she blow up the helicopter?

she has razor webs, you can see it slice up those guys between the helicopter and her

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But why would the SWAT helicopter explode in a massive inferno instead of being sliced up?

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i wanna fuck that thing

>switches eye colour mid page
>blonde hair and blue eyes in this
>brown hair and brown eyes in Uncanny Avengers

When will they fucking make up their minds about how cancer/Weapon X free Wade looks?

spark from the friction of metal on metal ignited the fuel tank?

Is this whole plot really "If Spiderman kills one person (again) everything will end"?

He literally made a retarded deal with the devil that gave it the power to retcon reality on a large scale. this boy is not going to heaven to begin with.

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>Comicbook writers/artists
>Staying consistent
HAH!

that's cold, peter. real cold

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Why can't Pete be cool like Assassin Spidey? He would have went for the headshot

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>Single pistol round destroys all his gadgets
What a load of cheap crap, did Ock subcontract to the lowest bidder for construction?

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Finally

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Did they change mai waifus eyes?

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Wow, Peter is finally wising-up and talking some sense, Is Osborn still around? He should be next.

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Couldn't Peter just web deadpool to the concrete and kill the demon?

Honestly this whole plot seems pretty nonsensical.

Fuel tank is under the propeller on the belly of the chopa

deadpool can dodge faster than spidey's webs travel
especially when they're looking right at each other
you gotta set that shit up and look for an opening

Dick move spidy. That's a man's family

end storytime

thanks OP

Honestly even with his enhanced physical abilities Deadpool is moving through treacle compared to Spidey, though on that note so is Cap and yet...

read (was a bluff)

something something tell what you are about to do from the way your muscles tense and dodge before they've actually done it something something will of the warrior

Why didn't Spidey wear his hightech bulletproof costume variant along with all the other gadgets? Might as well go all out if he's going CommandoSpock

Oh no not another waifu
a man can only masturbate so much dammit

> make babies

UNFFF

>awesomesauce
>Wade going this HAM with the quips

I thought Kelly was better than this.

These Spider-Girls are gettin' weird

As long as they all want sex then it's fine by me

YEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!

Agreed!

Is there any porn of itsy bitsy? cause she gets me harder than ive ever been

Is Spider-Man the biggest example of "Muh no-kill code..." in capeshit next to Batman?

>call him 'this'
>call him 'that'
>call him! his name!

When will Marvel be good again.

Does the spider mouth make her more attractive, or less?

mooore

I dunno about Batman, but its canon that Spider-Man breaking his no-kill code leads to Last Stand spidey. aka 'he kills all his rogues then lets himself get gunned down by cops, fails to inspire anyone

that was actually one of the few things that survived into Mephisto-verse. It was introduced in JMS's run, and was brought up again during Grim Hunt.

More. Face masks on monster girls are already attractive and if they come off they need to be hiding something monstrous underneath like Mileena.

Was Spider-Nam ever done?

ock wouldn't go cheep with his shit most likely it was peter going cheep so he could waste his money sending toys to kids with cancer the jerk

Oh my god

Hot

Even Wolvie telling him off? How fucked up was he?

>now its my body against your...just not the way I wanted

Dear lord, please tell me there is lewds of her?

Wait, that's Deadpool? Why is he handsome now? That's like half of his character gone right there.

He's also sane now. Mostly.

So why is his character ruined?

And what the fuck is up with the hot spider thing? I haven't read Marvel in years, but I'd be willing to pick back up spidey for a monstergirl and Pool

That whole storyline was fucking retarded though.

>Spiderman
>Inspiring anyone
He only exists in marvel to get shit on and for all the other superheroes to bitch about how annoying & lame he is, even She-Hulk now despite her having the exact same banter gimmick.

The spider thing is created from the combined DNA of Spidey and Deadpool, which is why she calls them her daddies.

You know when you're a habitual tapper and someone in your vicinity is doing that and you find it the most annoying thing in the world? Same thing here.

Not many.

I feel like I missed an issue
Was the last issue not dracula getting rekt by van helsing on marvel vs capcom?

Thanks, OP. It sucks that Kelly and McGuinness' run is almost over.

Was that part of the 'Til Death Do Us Part tie-in? The last Itsy-Bitsy issue was two or three months ago.

An erection seized Wade, with power enough to throw out his back. The leather served him well, but stretchy it wasn't. Does Ryan Reynolds wear the suit in private?

Hold on, why did he zip below him and why?

so whens the next one out

It's still supervillain tech, Peter probably ass-u-me-d it was built to his standards.

It's an absolute last resort for him and when he's in that corner he will kill without remorse. He flat out murders Morlun when Morlun is begging for his life and sleeps like a baby after.
A muh no kill code hero would have thrown Morlun in super jail while he was still fucked up and been responsible for a ton of murders after Morlun unfucked himself, including his own.
Peter Parker? The man will risk his life rather than kill you, but when he's finally up against that wall he'll fucking kill you, drag his ass back home and sleep like a goddamn baby.

I forgot Itsy Bitsy calls Wade and Pete "Daddy." Muh fucking dick

Wade's never cured that often so just think of it as an injoke. It's not like he looked the same in UXF or the T-Ray flashback.

Fuck, I want her to stay around just for my boner's sake

This has been my favorite team-up book in a while, but fuck if I don't love that last panel.

I'm bummed Nova got cancelled though

It could be another case of him not wanting Peter to make the same mistakes he did. I wish we could get another Spider-Man/Wolverine book, but now it's too late

Hot

he inspired Miguel

Finally.

wolverine kills so other heroes don't have to dirty their hands
Peter is one of the few people who thinks deep down neither Wolverine nor anyone else is a killer by nature and beyond hope, so it wounds Wolverine deeply to see Peter become the same as he is

you'll have to request them in the drawthreads.

Those fucking puns

And yet at some point everyone will wake up and realize that he's the best there's ever been. That's been reiterated over and over and over across a dozen titles over decades.

>she wants to have retard incest babies with her biological fathers

What the fuck, Marvel.

He didn't kill Morlun, you idiot.
Dexter killed him, The Other took him out, and then in Spider-verse Peter stranded him in a world that neutralized his powers.

Isn't he still cancer riddled and mad in every other series he's currently in though?

>So why is his character ruined?

His whole personality is doing batshit insane retarded shit, talking/quipping a lot and angst mostly surrounding said batshit insane retarded shit, his ugliness and his awful life. And in the past, there was also his murky morality and him dealing with the fucked shit he's done in the past... which is also gone. If you leave him handsome and sane then it's just fucking quips. From a total Chad, by the looks of it, an immortal, well-adjusted Chad, with a young daughter, that every superhero has come to love. That's how he'd be ruined if this shit stuck.

The r34 for itsy can't come soon enough.

He killed Morlun dead. The fact that someone decided to retcon that to make big crossover bads doesn't change that at the time Parker, as far as he knew, killed a surrendered enemy. And then went home and slept.
Also, premeditation. I won't argue that he was wrong, he was right as fuck. But no-kill he's not.

>Having multiple waifus
Disgusting.

There's probably no bomb

Anything will do. Please.