Random

[Jayden Young]

Through a chemical mishap you gain a random power.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
what do you do with it?

[Ayden Wilson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Taming
Fuck. Get a Vegas show or work for Hollywood. Troll campers by putting on a hat and tie on one bear and a bow-tie on another and having them steal their pic-a-nick basket while walking on their hind paws. Not much else you can do.

[Dominic Evans]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Liquid_Surveillance_Communication
What the hell is this? I can communicate and spy using water now? I guess when it Rains I'm unstoppable. Probably use it to mess with people for a bit. Apparently blood works too, guess I could have fun

I suppose if I reveal myself a bottle of water becomes one of the most powerful tools out there since I'll be able to see the criminal and shit as long as you pull it out

[Luis Rivera]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Bomb_Generation
I can blow shit up I guess. Might be "good" in demolition, though it seems incredibly difficult to use with any precision. Maybe in power generation? I think such a power is too unwieldy to use as a supervillain.

[Hudson Russell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Bullet_Projection
FUCK CALIFORNIA! I AM MY OWN GUN!

Probably just fuck around desu. I cant think of anything interesting to do with it.

[Logan Young]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Manipulation
I've got to get back. Back to the past! Or maybe stop time and molest some folks. Either way, this is great!

[Ian Williams]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intrametal_Transmutation

I'm sure I could find some way to help humanity with this.

[Hunter Cook]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thanatos_Embodiment

I'm basically the Grim Reaper with extra powers tacked on.

I really don't know what I'd do, I'd be a great motivational speaker because I can remove fear, and I'm basically a super powered immortal.
Probably be a super hero everyone would expect to be edgy as shit, but was actually just chill and sort of embarrassed about his power set.

[Ian Powell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Manipulation

ZA WARUDO

[Christian Perry]

FUCK YES
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Empowerment

[Adrian Clark]

is this a jojo reference?

[Julian Wright]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/German_Physiology

Truly I am become the uberman

[John Cruz]

...

[Parker Edwards]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cutting

[Dominic Perry]

Forgot my pic

[Grayson Rivera]

kek

[Christopher Powell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plane_Physiology
No fujoshit like me should have this power

[Gavin Jones]

...

[Zachary Lee]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Infusion
Nice.

[Anthony Cruz]

.....Create the ultimate console or PC?

[Angel Long]

wtf???

[Hunter Stewart]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holy_Projectile_Attacks

It raises more questions than answers honestly. I guess I'd get to work in the Church.

[Juan Miller]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator Whatever the fuck I want apparently

[Lincoln Walker]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Variable_Manipulation

I will be to all kinds of evil what Doom Guy is to demons. At the same time I will help spreading all kinds of good.

[Zachary Edwards]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nameless_Existence
Seeing how I will probably never run into a wizard or demon, I would probably just continue to live my life

might get some adventage out of it in the afterlife

[Nathaniel Scott]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Daytime_Walking
So despite being a 4channer, I can now go outside during daytime hours? Sweet, I'm going to make use of that power right now.

[Zachary Anderson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Augmentation
Oh wow, I can't believe I got this one. I guess I'll get rich by becoming a top boxer or MMA fighter. Put the majority of the money I earn into fixed deposits and then putting a portion of the interests earned into charities. I could do far more good through financial support of various charitable organizations than I would beating up criminals.

[Carter Hernandez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mystic_Object
Depends on the type of object

Would probably use it for utility and profit if possible

[Tyler Kelly]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Keystone

I don't know. Probably kill myself to make everyone shut up.

[Angel Taylor]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Resurrection_Bless?useskin=oasis
I guess I start making influential friends or take bids

[Owen Rivera]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Wing_Manifestation
I can use electricity to fly so I guess I'll stop using the bus.

[Joshua Mitchell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment

Not a lot changes i guess...

[Hunter Flores]

...

[Jackson Kelly]

I'm sorry

[Kevin Ortiz]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reward_Manipulation
Well, time to fuck over adventurers.

[Henry Turner]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadness_Augmentation
Well, i won't be alone anymore. :^)

[Luke Parker]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tranquilizer_Breath?useskin=oasis
Self defense probably
I can't think of anything else to do that wouldn't break the law

[Jeremiah Jones]

Depends on how you look at it though.

[Isaac Jackson]

>I prefer to stay anonymous

[Easton Martinez]

>Users
As said, it depends on how you look at it.
youtube.com/watch?v=2rYvSYRy570

[Jackson Allen]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Goo_Bomb_Generation
I'd be a wacky superhero fighting in Thailand, protecting ladyboys from their evil overlords.

[Gavin Smith]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh-Complete_Arsenal

TODAY

I AM A GOD

[Nolan Rodriguez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_Words
I won't be a superhero, but that would be useful, although rather annoying, ability.

[Zachary Jackson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

>The user becomes their own omnipotence, the supreme being and the source of everything. The user of this ability is the true master and wielder of any and every other power that is deemed omnipotent.
Being Omnipotence incarnate, the user is fully devoid of any potential weakness: the power can never be cut off or stolen, nor its use can be disturbed, backfired or turned against the user.

Does this mean I can create a universe what I have a gf?

[Gabriel Lopez]

>immovable object meets irresistible force

[Samuel Martin]

Oh god what have you done to me!?
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Attacks

[Levi Miller]

Hold on a moment.
The only way an immovable object or an irresistible force can co-exist without causing the destruction of the universe, is if they are one and the same, as motion or lack thereof is entirely dependent on perspective relative to the object at hand.

Does this mean that is his own gf?

[Luis Hernandez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comedy_Embodiment

Hello CN. We gotta talk.

[John Rogers]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

Holy shit am I a literal anime protagonist?

[Liam Bailey]

>Cutting Field Projection

I never have to cut vegetables again.

Might get into some food processing industry.

[Eli Peterson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Legs

How powerful are we talking here, becaust if it's like pic related I do whatever I want otherwise I probably just become a c-list hero and sell out on shoe sponsorships

[Luis Wilson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Diamond_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I become very rich.

[Gavin Phillips]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Spawn
Congrats! Everybody in this thread is now me.
>Thread is now just me samefagging

[Lucas Collins]

>Does this mean that is his own gf?
Sexually, at least.

[Joseph James]

My power is to give you slow acting cancer for making this thread every day

[Camden Adams]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Morality_Empowerment

Seems like I'd be god if I hang out in tumblr or with online journalists or any self-righteous tosser

[Nicholas Turner]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Layer_Reinforcement

Nice, so I'm Red Riot, but can also effect other objects.
I'm gonna move to some backwater country and dispense justice.

[Jack Ward]

Oh boy a healing factor that works on one thing.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nerve_Regeneration

[Oliver Jenkins]

>immune to stress
Literally untrollable.

[Adam Ramirez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator
Welp, you can all start bowing before me, I guess.

[Liam Wilson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Nullification
Well, if any sort of Sound-theme villain shows up I guess I can help
Meanwhile, cause mass panic in cities!

[Adam Nguyen]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Autumn_Magic

I fix Africa?

[Isaiah Garcia]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gluttony_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
I have it pretty good with a ectomorphic body. I eat all I want and gain crazy powers but look skinny as shit. I'll become a super hero called Hungry Skeleton and eat anything thrown at me

[Landon Adams]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Liquid_Manipulation
Honestly I'd probably just straight-up become a superhero.
>liquid-based whips and barriers
>focused water jet projectile
>manipulation of acid
>walk on water
>trap enemies in ultra-viscous liquid

Yeah, I'd fight crime. I bet it'd help me with my career in pharmaceuticals, too. Who needs HPLC when I can separate that shit myself?

And I can team up with you. We'd be unstoppable.

[Cameron Lopez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Travelling_Empowerment

I...I guess I go travelling?

[Parker Butler]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Camouflage

Guess I'll be a Predator.

[Cooper Phillips]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sliding_Dash
T-thanks, I never wanted to be a super hero anyway....

[Jason Walker]

>And I can team up with you.
I'm not sure I'd be much help honestly. I'd pretty much limited to communication. If you're off with liquid whipping what good am I? You're already at the scene of the crime, maybe I'd be the Oracle to your Bruce
Sounds shit I needed a better power

[Zachary Green]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Manipulation
Become the cheapest audio system for any band that pays me.

>Could lug around heavy and expensive ass equipment
>or pay this dude like 200 bucks who can manipulate sound.

[Levi Edwards]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Holy shit....

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Romance_Embodiment

I become literal sex god and get my true love and all the sex I'll ever want. and help singles everywhere find their true love.

[William Reed]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Destruction

Soul Destruction. I'd probably do nothing with it, it's actually a really shitty power. It's not much more effective than a gun or poison, you have to hide the body, the whole soul killing thing probably looks very noticeable, and it has no practical uses. It's really cool though.

[Jaxon Reyes]

It's alright, both of you are now teamed up with me

[Jaxon Phillips]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corruption_Blast
Does this make me a villain?

[Ryder Jackson]

> powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Megaton_Kick
I keep trying to run away but R+V keeps coming back to find me

[Zachary Cook]

Is this worth reading? I'd basically be reading for ultimate loser

[Asher Johnson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Energy_Physiology?useskin=oasis

JUSTICE!

[Sebastian Ross]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unlovability­_Inducement?useskin=oasis

>Unloveable

How is this a superpower?

I call bullshit.

[Anthony Foster]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animation_&_Comics_Materialization

[Anthony Garcia]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Ball_Projection

Hm. I guess this is useful for shooing my cat off of shelves and counters she's not supposed to be on.

[Caleb Morgan]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality

I guess I die....

[Daniel Evans]

It'd be useful if someone had another power that forced people to go yandere for you and you were invulnerable to that. Also you could threaten to inflict it on other people, if you were into getting things through threats, and if they wanted to stay loveable they'd have to give in to your demands. Oh, and you could protect people from stalkers and shit. Of course it's a lot more useful if you can control how long the effects last, and not as desirable if it's always permanent.

But since that stuff doesn't come up often, it's a pretty shit hand.

[Tyler Brown]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Enhanced_Condition
I don't generate electric so I assume I can only store and use it. I'm gonna cause a lot of electrical bills to sky rocket if I use this much, depending on how much electric I need for how much enhancements. If I get strong enough from it, maybe I could help construction, but masked vigilante is pretty much my best bet of any real use given anyone I take electric from to do my job is going to be mad and catch on eventually. If I try to use it for sports, people would be extremely suspicious of me steroiding out when they see me really strong on the field and really pathetic elsewhere.

[Gabriel Green]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/National_Personification

Well shit

[Daniel Rogers]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Breath

Just call me Blood Hound.

[Angel Moore]

Omnichronal Perception
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnichronal_Perception?useskin=oasis

Guess I'll just become some kind of master mind type of hero who does stuff in the shadows and make sure all the other heroes are successful in their mission.

I need puppets, who wants to become one of my first puppets?

[Adrian Johnson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hibernation

W O W
I sleep

[Ryder Allen]

Some people do. It starts out as a comedy, but goes first full shounen and then full battle manga.

[Alexander Jackson]

>tfw superhero all along

[Elijah Ortiz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anthropomorphism?useskin=oasis

I would buy a bunch of toys and give them life like Toy Story.

[John Hernandez]

>Powers via Weapons
>"The users of this ability rely on weapons to access their power. They all have different capabilities depending on individualistic purposes, such as healing, destruction, defense, etc."

Basically, I have powers, but I can only use them if I have an appropriate weapon at hand. This is way too broad of a power, but since it is that abstract, I'll assume that I'm capable of being a very flexible hero or villain.

What do you think, Sup Forums?

[Blake Price]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balaur_Physiology
Man, what the fuck am I suppose to do with this? I'll be run down by the government if I ever transform.

[Jaxson Clark]

You end up as a lucrative special effects director

[Hudson Bennett]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regenerative_Replication
hell yeah I could make a shit ton of money by organ donating the hell out of myself

[Easton Turner]

>eating meat regenerates your body
I already have that power

[Benjamin Jackson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibility_Inducement
now I could make OP not be a faggot for once

[Austin Morris]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Night_Empowerment

I guess i can finally use my insomnia for something positive.

[Lincoln Ward]

>Had superpowers all along

[John Ramirez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Singularity_Empowerment
Well....depends on if I can find any singularities to feed on. Otherwise...unless I can start making them myself, it seems I'm out of luck.

[Jack Perry]

considering how much indoor plumbing there is, you're actually pretty set. Depending on what levels of water you need, high humidity might be good enough for you.

[Isaiah Adams]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Borrowing

H-hey guys can I borrow yours?