Tfw too intelligent

>tfw too intelligent

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Last Jedi.

>intellectuals

might as well just say 'jewish' and i'm not even Sup Forums

They're really just throwing every fucking thing at the wall to see what sticks. That's how you know your shit film is shit. What a disaster.
Reap what you've sown, Disney cunts.
REAP IT.

IMAGINE

You have to have a very high IQ to understand the casino space horse scene

You don't need a PhD in philosophy to recognize the director is a nihilist who just wanted to destroy Star Wars.

Sad but true. If you didn't like this, you didn't get it.

doesn't even matter, Disney will keep shitting out a joke of a SW movie every year like clockwork and the dumb cunts who only started watching them after Disney bought Lucasfilm will keep singing their praises just for casting every evil character as a white male and every good character as a purple haired stronk womyn or strugglan' dindu

>i swear I'm not the bad guy

It’s time to admit that Disney has beaten us

>porgs
>light speed destroys everything
>riding giant CGI horses in a Hannna Barbera-esque chase scene
>a forever-loser, emo antagonist that spergs out every 5 minutes
>an autistic nigger comedic relief character
>literally ZER0 scientific sense -- neither real world nor in-lore
>all established, deeper philosophical tenets trodden upon or discarded wholesale
>retard-pandering quips per every other scene
>kiddies touted as next "The Ones"

Intellectual™

P O T T E R Y

Subverting expectations was just the surface idea

YOU THOUGHT I WOULD DO THING

I DID OTHER THING

UNINTELLECTUALS BTFO

I don't really know how paid content works, but I imagine they basically have to make a certain amount of articles that portray it in a positive light. When you have to spin a complete turd this is the kind of options you end up down to

why baleted?

treason

RIAN JOHNSON IS A GENIUS AND WE ARE SO EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE HE WILL BE MAKING AN ALL NEW STAR WARS TRILOGY.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rian Johnson’s writing. The humour is extremely blunt, and without a solid grasp of genre tropes and basic story telling most of his subversion of expectations will go over a typical movie goers head. There’s also Luke’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The true fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these choices and dialog, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Star Wars: The Last Jedi truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the critical plot line on Canto Bite which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons & Peter Singer’s Animal Liberation. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Rian Johnson’s genius wit unfolds itself on their movie screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Star Wars: The Last Jedi tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

They're right, Star Wars is a retarded franchise. This movie was a breath of fresh air.

I am just going to use this in all future discussions with normies

It’s true. I’ve never spent so much time analyzing why the fuck they let this piece of garbage get made. I’ve done more thinking about the film than Rian Johnson did.

>still doesn't get it

>nufag swfan doesn't recognise pasta
colour me surprised

*pretentious
Now it's correct.

I loved it and I’m not a brainlet

I T
R H Y M E S

People are seriously overreacting to a shitty entry in the star wars franchise.
yes it had some dumb and shit moments.
No it's not the worst thing ever made.

>"not a brainlets" compelled to repeatedly state thus (anonymously)

9/10 posts on this board are made by paid shills

t. brainlet

Why's the dude in back crossing his arms over his waist an not his chest?

>yes it had some dumb and shit moments.
not "some" -- MANY
>No it's not the worst thing ever made.
not the worst thing ever made -- the WORST STAR WARS FILM EVER MADE (...besides 'VII')

>too

In what way? It’s not going to be anywhere near as successful as TFA and the trend could continue down with Solo being a pointless movie

where have we seen this before?

I read MF as "mother fucker" for way too long

...

I DUN LIEK STUR WERS

sick skills fellow kekistani MAGAPEDE
PRAISE TRUMP

Was the faggot behind her told to copy het pose?

>Hilary Clinton's campaign might be too smart to win
wewlad

Fuck off Rian.

Star Wars is held up to a much higher standard than other movies. It’s because the originals were some of the best films ever made, reverberating for forty years. If they were nothing special Disney wouldn’t have bought it all for four billion clams.

>t. Soyboy

Spot the difference

>okay, I gotta get the 500 pack of toilet paper, 40 pack of hot dogs, hey there’s Hillary Clinton, 3 gallons of mustard, 2 pairs of jeans...

... are you just hungry for some (You)'s

Why didn't Holdo tell anyone about her plan!? I don't get it

The only somewhat sophisticated Star Wars film is episode I for being both a children adventure movie and an political thriller at the same time. Everything else is pretty basic, specially TLJ for trying to present itself as something much more mature than it actually is.

is there somewhere I can get a decent (non cam) copy of this shitpile so I can see it without giving disney my precious sheckels and being in a theatre full of slack-jawed fucktards for 2.5 hours? or should just wait for BR release?

It is definitely not worth seeing in theaters. Even my Dad, who loves almost all Marvel movies, loved TFA and Rogue One, and is a gigantic lifelong fan of Star Wars fucking hated it.

nice snarky soyboy comment bugman

This is the only movie she ever looked hot in