What does Sup Forums think of Guillermo del Toro, the greatest director of all time?

What does Sup Forums think of Guillermo del Toro, the greatest director of all time?

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Hack. Fuck him.

He is kino, but sperglord alt-right reactionary contrarians on Sup Forums will disagree.

Pan's Labyrinth was damn near a masterpiece, everything since has been lesser but not without merit.

>fuck him
>fuck you

He seems like a nice guy with good taste in movies. I've never seen anything he's directed, though and am not in a hurry to do so.

This. Sup Forumstv/ only hates him cuz he depicts the fascists as the bad guys in Pans Labyrinth

>favorite two movies are frankenstein and the road warrior
Imagine being this plebeian

I tink day arr a couple of assholes, hehe, and *heavy breathing* and ned to get umm out of Der basement and do sometin wit der lives, as a fat man I'm prof that bein a chubby guy is no not *heavy breathing* obstacos

But he likes Heat!
>"Top three Mann. A film that is part of the lexicon of the medium. A stark western set in a hyperreal L.A."

jew dick sucker propagandist against white race

he seems like a genuinely good fella

also he loved what he does, and it shows in the final product

He ruined the Hobbit trilogy.

I thought he bowed out before they actually started filming

I liked pacific rim, but I refuse to buy the toys.

>>bird law

Pacific Rim Uprising looks trash without him and Hellboy 2 was great. Is that Shape of Water just a Abe Sapien origin movie?

I got an 18 inch Striker for free by being severely autistic and it fits up the ass pretty well just really sharp.

>friends with kojima

into the trash he goes

hack

Creatively talented, mentally cucked.

leftist scum. some dece films though. some bad films too. above average director. idiot politically. cool that he's a bro to hideo

I liked both Hellboy movies, Pans Labyrinth, and Pacific Rim.

I hate that he got dicked out of the next Pacific Rim. That trailer was terrible. I refuse to see it on that alone. I mean it was a cheesy as fuck premise anyway but there was a lot of heart there and dedication.

The new one looks like it went with that and just spammed third rate cgi everywhere. So shit.

Hellboy (1) is so fucking good I don't get why people think the 2nd one is better.

John Meyers was whiny and unnecessary but I still think there was so much good stuff there. I also love Pan's Labyrinth.

>I let my own political viewpoints infect everything and basically use that as my own life compass right down to media consumption

You're part of the problem. The quicker we get a world war going and you sighing up and dying in a trench somewhere the better off we will all be. :^)

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The Harry Knowles review of Blade 2

A warning: BLADE 2 is an R-rated movie. This is the NC-17 Review of it. You have been warned.
For me to review BLADE 2, it is a major conflict of interest, because Guillermo Del Toro and I are brothers. His father says so. His wife believes this. Guillermo and I are just the best of friends, but when El Gordo calls my father Dad, and I call his Dad "Pops" and we delve into hours of passionate discussion about H.P. Lovecraft, Goya, Steve Ditko action, the movies and pussy… We can lose all track of time on planet Earth.
But having attended the World Premiere of BLADE 2 last night, one inescapable thought crossed my mind during the movie. 10 to 1…. I believe Guillermo Del Toro eats pussy better than any man alive.

Watch his ‘HOUSE OF PAIN’ sequence in BLADE 2. BLADE 2 is the tongue, mouth, fingers and lips of a lover. The Audience is the clit. Watch your audience. This is where Guillermo Del Toro goes down on the audience. It starts with long licks with a nose bump on the joy button slowly. He smiles as he does this… Watching the audience begin to squirm, then he takes the audiences’ clit in his mouth and just licks it like crazy, the audience is ready, on that precipice, then calm. He backs off… long licks again, brings in a finger to massage a bit, licks from the bottom to the top… The audience is cooing… He has them, they want release. He acts like he’s going to give it to you, takes you right to the edge, the audiences’ backs arched, ready to cum…. Backs off pinching the nipples just so, his head bobbing up to say, "You like?"

The audience shifts around needing release, he builds again… The pressure at a near boiling point… Each stroke and moment a hypersensitive place… Two fingers to the sweet spot, the audience is there… right there at that point… suddenly he’s relentless taking the audience through a rampage of orgasms… trying to get away, trying to escape… back back back, but he has you, and he’s never going to let you forget this moment, the audience was electric… Frenetically frothing… Guillermo hears them begging no more, when he decides to stop for a moment, there is that relaxed calm… The audience relaxes… labored breathing… a sated smile, WHEN SUDDENLY THE RELENTLESS BASTARD IS AT IT AGAIN!!!! You begin laughing, trying to push him away, but no… more pleasure, more joy, more fun… You can’t handle it, you start giggling and screaming… And it goes like this for quite some time, till at the end… The credits roll, the theater lights come up… You look at the screen, you realize you want that tongue again… You want that feeling again, and you watch it again and again, because damn he respects the clit!

I prefer 2 because the world was pretty cool and the market scene has a bunch of shit going on so it reminds me of the cantina scene in ANH.

No

Ok, maybe I take the metaphor too far… maybe… But I had two girls around me, Patch black and blued my right forearm with slaps and rabbit punches as though Guillermo was pounding the short hairs, and Saffron (not Vegas’) gripping my shoulder from behind like frickin Spock, leaning up to my ear to say, "You didn’t tell me this was pornography!!!!" To which I grab her hand, sniffed her fingers and said, "MMMm you’re fingers are wet… enjoy!"
Now you might feel all of this is inappropriate behavior on my part, but folks, at the Q&A afterwards, the second question came from a woman on the front row that asked Del Toro "Could you comment on the vaginal influence of the Reapers?"
Guillermo looked like the wet chinned thigh splitter that he is and said, "You have to understand Make Up artists, they never get any pussy, so they are always creating it!"
ZACTLY!

When will he help his bud Kojima move into hollywood directing?

Now lest you think this film is merely pornographic, and you seemingly are living in the delusion that that is a bad thing… It is not. Guillermo likes to pretend this movie is just there to make you go, "Whoa," but only a blind man can’t see Guillermo at work here.
BLADE 2 is from Goya’s Black period. Look at the palette, the brutal primalness of the Reapers.. The sparing use of color… There is sadness amongst the orgasms in this film. There is a solemn pathetic nature to the emaciated monsters of the Reapers… A melancholy to the movie at its quiet moments. When you see the Reaper that Kris’ WHISTLER catches… "Like a coyote he’s been gnawing away at his arm to get away." There is just a captivating, can’t look away, nature of the dead, the dying and the diseased, and Guillermo understands that morbidity. You can see it in his film here.
His mounds of skulls in the sewers of Prague are not pure bones, there’s rancid strings of something so icky and nasty that my eyes did not define it. The film revels in the Grand Guignol of it all, and does it all with a smile.
A smile.

That reminds me. Many people will wonder why Del Toro’s BLADE is so much more appealing than the original, and the reason is Del Toro gets Wesley to smile… and for a bit, he takes off his glasses and we see his eyes… He strips away a bit of his cool stoic manliness and lets a bit of that kid in the cookie jar joy of naughtiness out. The result is absolutely captivating.
Ron Perlman… When Ron and Guillermo get together, there is a magic to the scenes. Go check out CRONOS, watch Ron’s vain nose obsessed bad guy. Watch how utterly delicious those scenes are with Ron. Absolutely magic. Here… Here Ron comes off looking, sounding and being just that badass you love. Reinhardt is a glorious bastard in this film. Just a fantastic ass of a man. After the film, Ron took the stage with Guillermo… He was dressed with a cool black leather jacket and a B.P.R.D. t-shirt… HELLBOY. My god folks… Having read Guillermo’s HELLBOY script… It is 100% Guillermo Del Toro and folks as cool as BLADE 2 is… BLADE 2 was a teaser… It was just pussylicking…. HELLBOY is deep dicking!

based del taco fucked over peter jackson and made his name shitty since he dropped out of the hobbit literally right before they started but he made blade 2 and hellboy truly he is a visionary

The difference between BLADE 2 and most sequels that you see is that Guillermo wasn’t interested in making a sequel to BLADE. He wanted to make a vampire that you could be afraid of again. Not some guy with extended canines, but something you would run in mortal fear of. He wanted to create a swallower of souls… something from the inky black parts of your mind. Something new.
BLADE has subtle romance… platonic bonds… machismo posturing… and just an insane amount of ass-kicking. I hope Sam Raimi can top this with SPIDER-MAN, but can Tobey Maguire be more cool than Wesley Snipes? Does that Green Goblin costume allow for the actor to perform and improv and connect with his audience the way that Perlman does here… Or the Reapers? Then there is the fact that this is 100% R-rated… unapologetically.
Hope you enjoy Guillermo Del Toro’s tongu… I mean BLADE 2, you’ll be back for seconds.

He donated hundreds of dollars to a small filmmaker to make a film and said small filmmaker turned out to be a convicted pedophile

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Bruh..