KEVIN!

KEVIN!

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THE HEAVIEST CAT

>absolute_mommy.jpg

>forgetting your kid on Christmas

women were a mistake

WHAT?

>no porn parody where that group of guys fuck her to get back to Kevin

>Here you go Kevin

>Macaulay Culkin is older now than the actress who played his mom at the time of filming

TWO AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

YOU GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THAT!

SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

>The finest in New York

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Women in the early 90s had horrible haircuts. Even as a kid, I knew this.

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She looked great in Beetlejuice.

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>watch home alone 2
>the first 10 minutes are literally just a repeat of the first 10 minutes of the first one

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best thread in a while

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the movies play out almost exactly the same in almost every respect

Why did he have a cardboard cut out of Michael Jordan?

i just saw this movie a few days ago. why the fuck do some people consider this a classic? this is literally the worst american culture has to offer.

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le 90s kid

Two scoops? Make it three. I'm not drivin'!

She was hot desu

Did this movie predict Trump’s presidency?

Everyone looked great in that movie desu

The great debate!

A real QT pie.

I'd take the American over the Scottish leech.

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This literally gave me the redhead fetish I have today.

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shovelman

>If yuh wont chu stayy

>Being this shit of a mother

Look what you did, Sup Forums!

There's the mom and the eldest daughter missing.

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>Kevin's dad is dead

Megan was so hot in those movies. She not anymore though.

What the FUCK was his actual problem??

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>half the family is jewish

LET THE BODDIES HIT THE FLOOR

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this thread is making me all kinds of nostalgic

Absolute hnnnnng tier

Explains it

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Take the first movie... but put it in New York! The perfect sequel! I hate this shit so much.

this is such a bad joke why am I laughing at it

Based Old Man
>that scene where Kevin sees him reuniting with his son

These were the good ol' days, when making a sequel meant you basically remade the first one.

Is it weird that I like Buzz more and more as I get older?

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Bring me back something French.

COOL JERK

>the parents who have lost their kid twice in as many years getting shitty at hotel staff because the kid ran when confronted

I MURDERED MY PARENTS????

You either didn't realize how popular Michael Jordan was in the 90s or you're not age appropriate to be posting here.

I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.

where is Donald Trumps cameo in this film? He wasn't in it when I watched it.
It is pretty much a remake of the first movie. John Hughes even wrote the exact same "aftershave scream" joke which was cut.

Miles Teller looks so much like that kid from home alone, holy shit.

it's in Home Alone 2 when he first enters the hotel

This lady wouldve stunk like piss and shit and sweat and birdshit and bird

SUCK BRICK!

>WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM

JIMMY, STOP THAT BOY!

SHOP LEFTER

Are these dubs approved by the American Dubtal Association?

How much would you tip him?

>twice
>within one year

Yeah i watch cinemasins too guys.

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHOPLIFTER!

If I remember correctly Kevin's mom had some rather nice legs in these movies

Hold on, let me check'em

>MUH TURT ERL DUVS

2 sticks of gum, i'm no cheapskate.

Was Kevin adopted? Everyone was an uggo except him.

The old man because he turned out to be a sweet dude, the lady always creeped all the way to the end of the movie.

The one not covered in diseases.

The twist ending is that John Candy's character keeps her as his personal slave until he beheads her in front of Kevin.

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Childhood is identifying with Kevin.

Adulthood is realizing Buzz was right all along.

He didn't get a single bite. He should have timed his dinner earlier.

I like scary old man more because he's a man honestly. He came across as more legitimately terrifying, where you could tell the homeless pigeon lady was going to have a soft heart underneath from the first moment you laid eyes on her.

I think he also has the better story to him. Down-and-out great actress is kinda fantastical, the old man has a pretty typical old man problem when you get down to it. I preferred the simplicity of it.

Adulthood is realizing that the father deliberately left Kevin behind so that the family would have a short vacation and he'd get to save money while also make his wife feel horrible because he secretly hates that bitch

Heather was so hot

Why DID Marv turn into a skeleton??

round pig nostrils

Who's kid was she? Frank or Peters?

reminder that he was intented to be a nazi general hiding in the us