Quintessential Christmas Kino
Quintessential Christmas Kino
Thomas Bell
Thomas Gray
The one where the two white guys join the army, become war heroes, become famous celebrities, then marry attractive, white female celebrities all while helping out an old war veteran and saving Christmas in Vermont.
Ryan Ross
But Die Hard isn't a real Christmas movie.
Ryder Harris
Prove me wrong.
Ryan Martinez
This movie had creepy animation
Jason Brooks
>Implying that's even Carrey's best christmas film
Angel Rodriguez
All of these are Holiday classics as far as my family is concerned.
Luis Mitchell
what are dome dark and grim christmas movies?
other than nightmare befoe christmass, of course
Elijah Perry
He's talking about White Christmas you idiot. My mother showed me that for the first time a few weeks ago and it was actually a great movie.
Anthony Hughes
Krampus had a pretty grim ending
Parker Kelly
>Make very obvious troll post
>He treats it seriously
Also, Holiday Inn, a similar movie also starring Bing Crosby, was much better.
John Davis
Yeah but Holiday Inn is not on Netflix.
Juan Clark
This movie is wonderful. I think it would be a blast to see in 3D. I enjoyed that they took what is a very short book and expanded it into quite a lengthy plot. Many novel adaptations have to cram a lot into a short time but this is the opposite and I like that because it lets the filmmakers actually come up with something on their own.
Jayden Gutierrez
Yeah, the train scenes are cool and I would have loved to see it on the big screen.
Julian Foster
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas
Caleb Powell
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William Thomas
Question: Is Bad Santa good? My father memes about it because my parents saw it in theaters and both of them hated it but I've never gotten anyone else's opinion on its quality.
Luis Carter
My all time favorite crimbus movie.
Kevin Flores
Olive, the Other Reindeer
Nicholas Ortiz
I think it's garbage. It tries too hard to be edgy and wrong while also being funny and fails miserably. Me, Myself, and Irene was able to balance all those themes and tones more effectively.
Joseph Robinson
the first is great second was a shit cash grab
Dylan Howard
Trapped in Paradise
Christopher Ortiz
A Christmas Story
Jace Moore
At least it is in my family.
Juan Taylor
based
Dylan Rogers
>this bit is too boring, put a car chase in there
>cars weren't around in 1863, boss
>do a fucking horse cart chase then
disneyfied
Luke Hughes
Bentley Murphy
Holy shit, you just linked a bunch of full movies. THANK YOU!
Anthony Thomas
I liked the message it gave us
Oliver Evans
El Camino Christmas
Alexander Gonzalez
This popped up on Netflix and I laughed because people try to pretend Netflix doesn't have any right-wing movies.
Kevin Cox
youtube.com
This is my favorite Christmas movie.
Gabriel Barnes
Unironically my favorite adaption of A Christmas Carol.
Kayden Clark
How is this not the best christmas movie ever? This and Jingle All the Way.
Luis Bailey
Critics shat all over this when it came out and now it's one of the most beloved Christmas films of all time. Just goes to show you the critics are GARBAGE.
Michael Rodriguez
stripes?
Carson Thomas
Yes, it's a Christmas Movie.
Jordan Johnson
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Nathan Edwards
>Critics shat all over this
>the writing
>acting
>set design
>special effects
>overall everything
Holy shit, critics are garbage, this movie is fucking kino.
Jose Johnson
this and only this
Jackson Lewis
>we want the american teenager audience
yeah I hated it 20 years later, hate it now
Bentley Richardson
>tfw I own the special DVD 3D version that comes with the stupid glasses
Train scenes are fucking cool, even in that shitty 3D
Easton Carter
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Samuel Hernandez
GODDAMN PLEBS
Oliver Bennett
My nigga
Sebastian Evans
One of my friend's parents was convinced that this movie was live action.
Gavin Gonzalez
how is it right wing? it seems apolitical
Gavin Wright
Comfy
Andrew Hall
Isn't Tim Allen in it? Or am I thinking of something else? Tim Allen is ALWAYS political.
Cooper Foster
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
That one with Arnie
Aaron Walker
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Jaxson Roberts
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Anthony Perez
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Adrian Reyes
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Ryder Ross
Fuck you for reminding me of this abortion
Carson Garcia
>you know remember the arthur christmas milk and cookies shake at denny's
shit was disgusting
Asher Kelly
watched the shit out of these
Camden Reyes
Best Renny Harlin flick
Jackson Miller
>names don't match the actors
Kevin Sanchez
This.
Matthew Parker
less than 2 hours until Christmas :DDDDDD
Nolan Rodriguez
Production values are as bad as you would expect from a made-for-tv pratchett adaptation but Susan is completely qt.
Nicholas Kelly
fucking hate this movie so much
Jayden Perry
Why are the people who "fucking hate" movies always incapable of explaining why?
Jeremiah Green
this fucker scared me as a kid when he was trying to bust into their spaceship
Jaxson Thompson
That movie is fucking obnoxious. The story by Dr. Suess is somehow more mature and nuanced. The excessive use of dutch-angles and overly dramatic film techniques is just the cherry on top.
Carter Richardson
Don't you mean quintessential UNCANNY VALLEY kino?
Nolan Martin
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Charles Lewis
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Michael Morgan
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Josiah Wright
"fun for the whole family"