America

Was pic related strike 1 or 2? For me it was strike 2, at 3 I'll drop this shitty comic.

Issue one alone had about 7 or 8, 2 on the very first damn page...

I've been successfully baited haven't I?

Is she a huge bitch to everyone? Because I could get behind that.

Did you tried to make me go and read it again?

America Chavez only does two things.
Threaten and boast.

Why does she look like a sickanimation character in the second panel?

3 comes out on the 10th, right?

this pic seems like an old hag trying to act like shes trendy

strike 1 was not giving the book a good writer and strike 2 was not giving the book a good artist
there is no strike 3. if you can't manage at least one of those things, you clearly don;t care if the book is good or not so I don't to read it. this goes for all companies.

What does Marvel expect, if they give people like pic related the might over a character?

DAMN AMERICA YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE SUBWAY

Wrong.

Strikes 1, 2 and 3 were giving "America" a comic.

>drop
That implies you initially had an actual interest in this trash. What's wrong with you?

Maybe she on Ultimates did well enough to at least make interest on this. I was very wrong.

fuck this

Everything in the op is so wrong but hilarious. Actual Puerto Rican people got fucking mad as hell at the writer for essentially Google translating everything. Ended up in a twitter firestorm and ended with the Tumblr types calling Puerto Rican people uncle Tom's and essentially calling them brainwashed. If nothing else this is hilarious to see how it pisses off the people it claims to "give a voice" too

God forbid anyone actually give something a chance and read it before shitting all over it.

Ironically America has been one of the only books Sup Forums hate-circlejerks over that they've actually read, though out of pure bile fascination. America is so pure in its awfulness that people don't just post out of context cherrypicked pages as bait, because EVERY SINGLE PAGE is so bad it's offensive to the senses and context changes nothing.

Even Mockingbird, Whor and fucking Squirrel-Girl have good points and appeal to a certain audience. America doesn't have a single aspect that isn't nigh unreadable and it appeals to nobody. Even braindead sheep reviewers are on the cusp of turning on it despite the cognitive dissonance of how much they want this book to be good.

sounds like some people in this thread don't know the beauty that is America

perhaps a storytime is in order

Do it fag, you don't have the balls to do it.

I don't like how it sounds... don't ruin my post please

Nobody likes being misrepresented.
More importantly nobody likes being misrepresented by Americans who think they're doing a favour.
Most importantly of all nobody likes being misrepresented by Americans who think they're doing a favour while claiming "But I'm one of you guys, honest"

The amount of times this garabage has been story timed is starting to look like a post number.

>and ended with the Tumblr types calling Puerto Rican people uncle Tom's
Guess who the real racists are.

>being misrepresented

but the writer is a queer POC?

Good Lord, the art is horrible.

No! Can't we have one damn America thread without a goddamn storytime?

>I've been successfully baited haven't I?
Looks like it to me.

I like hot brown waifus. Is that such a wrong thing?

Couldn't we storytime a GOOD book instead? Or hell, one of her other, less retarded appearances.

See line #3

The "VIVAPORÚ" part killed me.

Issue 3 comes out next week, so there's that to look forward to.

>Even Mockingbird, Whor and fucking Squirrel-Girl
I think that's why those are hated and not spoken about except to reeeeee

America is so fucking bad it's almost a joy to read. Especially knowing there are some hispanic broads reading it in pain wishing it was better.

>Misrepresented by americans
The character is American user. She just a hispanic as well.

You know for a book that Sup Forums unanimously hates, this garbage sure gets story timed a lot.

we in fact can

it was this one

Every mexican I know calls it vaparu. I've never heard someone say vivaporu

To make it even funnier, she didn't understand what was being written in Spanish.

>That ink job

We must remind them.

This post sums up every America thread. I just start laughing everytime I see people shitting on it and suddenly someone shows up to storytime it. Just shows how bad this crap is.

Why, what's so bad about the whole issue? It can't be THAT bad.

Here in Arg, the "vick" part is essential in while mentioning that product.

Why would you drop it? It's the greatest source of hilarity and schadenfreude available right now. Every issue Marvel puts out guarantees another month of laughing at how completely fucked they are because they had to double down on a strategy they knew was failing just to save face.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.

The book also doubles as a handy guide for what not to do when making a comic, because everything about it is objectively terrible.

I know what you're trying to do. Stop it.

I keep hearing about this but I haven't seen any screenshots. Does anyone have them?

>The character is American user. She just a hispanic as well.

Isn't she from a fictional all-female Utopia alternate universe?

>a filthy muslim rodent is Ms. Marvel
>a retarded SJW beaner is Miss America
Haw. Keep on digging that grave, Mahvel. Reminder that America used to be lightskinned, but they darkened her for brownie points.

Haha so weird!

>all-female Utopia

Another one?

So quirky and rican!

>Beaner
hey now, I take offense to that. Don't put me in the same category as her.

Sup Forumsmblr is real, it would seem.

Don't worry, user. One man can save us.

The frequency of a given book's storytimes is inverse to its quality. See: Hellboy, The Goon, etc.

She's clearly white too though.

Well, fiction is the only way an all-female Utopia could exist.

Of course it is. Sup Forums is full of degenerates.

Anyone wanna see the DCStacy's we got from the faceapp thread?

Hush, don't tell them that. They don't like being reminded of reality

Can you imagine what shitstorm would have been if you replaced "coffee shop" with "taqueria" and "white" with "mexican"?
It really... really gets those almonds shaking.
It fires up the synapses.

>darkened her for brownie points
Heh

Well, the original concept of utopia was a pretty evil place if you look into it.

Somebody should make a porno of these two. It ends with America realizing she likes the hydra dick.

That doesn't really work since taquerias have more white people than Mexicans in them.

hipster taqueria?

HYDRA'D

STEVE'D

ROGERED

CAPTAINED

AMERICA'D

>tfw you think about a super-soldier turbodaddy pounding that taco into submission until she completely submits and finally screams out "HAIL HYDRA" as she climaxes

sure

Send the witches!!!

Something like that, I guess.

Alright then, a DIFFERENT trashy book. Our Love is Real. or one of the pieces of shit that got nominated for an eisner.

King.

They sure as hell aren't in your comics.
We thank you for that.

I'm tired of lesbians.
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I would really like for someone to measure how much her skin tone differs from a white person, can't be more than a few shades

Johns.

Morrison.

She looks like some vaguely Hispanic man

I like that she draws herself as dark-skinned in the comic. Does the same thing to Sotomayor.

But she's not brown. I don't understand. That literally is racism. It's like if I constantly made "us blacks, huh" jokes because my parents are from a country lots of black people live in.

"she" is the writer? shit im dropping this now.

Yes, white people like coffee too, What's her fucking problem? As a brown person I feel embarrassed.

FemJohns looks more hispanic than her.

>get pissed because this is supposed to represent hispanic people like me
>remember there's already good hispanic characters in both companies
who gives a shit about this cunt?

I mean, look at that! That could be white weird guy, especially not brown
She wishes she was that brown, probably hates that she can't pull the minority card without being called white in return

Hispanic isn't a race. She has some Latino features, sure, but she is white.

Are you guys ready for America #3 on May 10th?

so ready I don't know what everyone's problem is I love this book

Hmm, "she" reminds me of something...

I was using it as a general term, I'm not entirely familiar with the differences between the terms

And they barely use them. And now we are stuck with this obnoxious cunt whot thinks that represents us.

>This claim keeps being made with no proof plz show me proof

>Yo Yo man, dez dem whit people runnin round here im from da streets

She's such a lying fraud. I'm suppose to believe that a person that looks like her and is writing for Marvel has never been in a hipster coffee shop?

...

Oh man those darn ypipo!!!

Well fuck me, America was actually somewhat attractive back then. It's amazing to see how the chola lipstick, chola earrings, and overall lousy outfits made a decently cute girl look so goddamn unappealing.

Can't blame Marvel for hiring her, having retards working for you can give you tax benefits.

>White nationalists cant handle so much as ethnic launguage in their predominanty white comics.

Wew lad, cry harder. How does it feel to be left behind by the world?

I'm not even white and this is giving me secondhand cringe

>who gives a shit about this cunt?
It's a critical darling. I bet this contends for at least two eisners next year.

I'm going to go ahead and say that that's not real.

This bitch is whiter than I am. Why is she claiming she's brown?

t. pizzapasta

>who gives a shit about this cunt?

49 people ITT and counting