How would this movie be handled today?

How would this movie be handled today?

The Vampire Diaries

spider-man homecoming

it wouldn't because we don't put up with degeneracy anymore, we need police in schools to keep these kids in line, and I hope our Lord in Heaven guides our great leader to restore prayer in school

1 gay guy, 3 females, 1 black guy
assistant principal is fat, white, religious, anti-gay, and racist
black guy gets with white girl at the end

The goth girl would instead be tumblr af, have weirdly dyed hair, and be a strong independent woman, with quips, despite seeming autistic on all fronts.

Also Bender would be black.

Fucking giggled itt

>"You don't like me because i'm the most popular girl at this school AND i'm transgender"
>"Sorry my name is bender and i'm an alt right nazi and trump is my president"
>"Ayy bish i'm da jock fuck dis racist ass nigga"
>"الله أكبر"

>bender is Sup Forums
Bender is supposed to be likable to the SJW audience so they wouldn't do that

throughout the movie he would learn the error of his ways through his multicultural and diverse classmates and become a woke bernie bro

No. The jock would be black. Bender would still be white.

probably this, or something close to it

they are going to remake this, it's inevitable

gay AND jewish*

>implying bender the cool streetwise guy would be white
dude they would say bender is cultural appropriation at this point

Huh, weird.

Black is jock, ends up with Asian basket case. Black is also cool bad boy, ends up with beautiful blonde popular girl. White boy is loser virgin.

Something about "harmful stereotypes"

Who would they even cast?

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who the fuck is that

bunch of no-names and whatever age-appropriate white actress is most popular at the time.

> How would this movie be handled today?
poorly

don't know who this is but he looks like a faggot

So you want to know who we are. Well, you CIS scum will just misgender us any way you see fit anyway. Fuck males.
We are,
a gender queer proud black lives matter activist.
A brave and independent feminist.
A rebel who #Resists.
A gay who is fed up with the oppression of the church.
A black charity worker put in detention for peacefully protesting the alt right.
Sincerely,
the Leftist Club

>no ardent socialist
3/10 not inclusive enough

>Claire: I don't know guys, maybe Trump taking office isn't such a bad thing after all
>Nerd: You're so conceited Claire. You're so conceited.....

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The five wouldn't talk to each other, they'd just sit and stare at their phones. I doubt they would stick up for one another. Bender would be shitposting.

>phones
>detention
You would know if you didn't drop out, user.

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