He goes out an hour before the party

>he goes out an hour before the party
>drives to the nearest open gas station
>buys himself some beer, nearly blinded by the fluorescent lights
>at the checkout, makes mumbled small talk
>he goes home and wraps the beer up
>brings it with him to his family’s house
>puts it under the tree
>”from Santa? Who did this guys? Haha”
>he shakes it
>”hmm it makes a glassy sound!”
>unwraps it
>”Wow! Who ever got me this, thank you”
>pounds the entire 6 pack within 30 minutes
>he believes he got away with it
>in reality, his family knew, after all he was the only one to wrap with old discarded news paper

pottery

>"Oh dad, I had a gift of Heineken's but I can't seem to find them"
>[Drunken laughing in the distance]

i dont get it..

Based Benicio

glad i'm not the only one who loves this ad

WHY DID THEY CUT OUT A FULL SECOND OF THAT MANIACAL STRAIGHT-IN-THE-CAMERA LAUGHTER THIS YEAR WHY WHY FUCK

How the fuck can you people put this much thought into making fun of a fucking beer commercial?

>tfw the rabbit bites its own head off

>he doesnt by some Heineken for himself

this commercial is unironically kino though

>not appreciating the finer points of Heinekino

>By

>can't even quote properly

who cares about some booze ad with antonio banderas?

Well soooooorry! I must have drank too much Heineken.

it wasn't straight in the camera

man starlord got fat

i can't find the older heineken ad with 'Never My Love' by the association, that was one of my favorites

Make an image with the eyes from the deleted footage then bitch. Commercial is back like the Hess Truck but it's not better than ever, they deleted maniacal laughter this year, del Toro is here

You're out of your fucking mind.

I have an eye for it. They've had all year to focus-group what it took me nanoseconds to realize last year. That the lingering shot of his maniacal laughter in the viewer's face was offputting. Now this year they cut it. I'm on to those fucking advert queens.

Just like that commercial in 2003 that was all like HEY HOMOwner. I knew that was dirty tricks, they fucking changed it. I'm always onto their Jewish tricks.