The Last Jedi deleted scenes revealed

Finally we can get some good information about important plot points.

>Rian Johnson’s first cut of the film was reportedly over three hours long, and with the theatrical release weighing in at a slim two-and-a-half hours, that means about 40 minutes of material got axed.

>The scene started out with Rey seeing a fire across the island, and Luke telling her that it’s from a group of bandits that regularly raids and slaughters the Caretakers — which is extremely horrible and very much not a beach party! Rey, in horror, says she’s going to save them, and Luke tells her that a true Jedi would leave it alone and allow the natural balance of the universe to claim the very judgmental but ultimately defenseless fish-nuns. Rey then effectively says “Screw that!” and with the help of an extra-fast “Force-powered run,” she rushes to the Caretaker village, bursts through a door with her lightsaber swinging, and finds the little dinosaur creatures waving glow sticks and having a raucous bonfire party with R2-D2 (wearing a “festive necklace”), Chewie, and a bunch of porgs in attendance. Ultimately, Luke’s macabre joke was a test to see if Rey had what it takes to be a new kind of Jedi, the kind of Jedi that doesn’t chalk up Caretaker slaughter to “balance” and actually intervenes for the forces of good. When Rey breaks down in tears, Luke realizes that he went too far.

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I thought your shitpost was a little goofy because it's a little too on the nose in some aspects and oh its fucking real lol

>important plot points
yes this is important

Is this guy serious? It just seems he's trying to piss off as many SWs fans as possible, both old and new.

The Man Who Trolled the World, by David Bowie.

SICK!

the absolute madman

>in the fourth hour of the film, Finn and Rose are finally taken to be executed after phasma's military court finishes sentencing them. They are asked for their last meals, and rose requests sushi in the shape of a ying and yang symbol. She is given her meal, and she greedily eats it, only to look over at finn to see him slupring from a watermelon while dousing some xxxtra-spicy wings with barbacue sauce. He responds to her looks by shouting "ayo muh dic won' gro it self nigga" at the top of his lungs. Phasma turns at this remark, to which finn shouts "ay lil whi' girll, ha bow you come ova heere and get sum' dis alabama meat nigga". Phasma is unphased, and turns back away from finn as the excecution device is rolled in. Two plastoid curbs are placed under finn and rose's heads. Captain phasma shouts "hail donald trump", then brings her foot down on Rose's skull, cracking it open. Just as she is about to do the same to finn, her foot is held just short of his head. Finn uses the force to throw Phasma back. She asks "but how", only to be answered by a blue beam of force-energy shooting from finn's crotch. "Peease an' luv nigga" he moans as he blows a hole in the star destroyer, killing himself and everyone on board. Scene then fades to black.

Anyone else wish they'd kept this in just so we could see Rey crying?

Still would rather have watched that than the casino planet sequence.

Would have RATHER WATCHED the fucking casino planet with Finn and Poe like it was meant to be.

>can't even tell a story in a normal time frame
>Critics™ say he's actually a great director and not just some rich kid with good connections

Bring up one of his faggot art house shit flicks, I fucking dare you I swear to god

>In an unscripted scene that was apparently 17 minutes and 40 seconds long, Mark Hamill lectured Daisy Ridley about the "Dark Side" and the "White Side" of the media's "Force." The exchange was captured when a cameraman kept recording after Ridley asked director Rian Johnson to "Stop for a moment. Can someone explain why anyone would fall for the Dark Side's pitch? Like, it's obviously untruths."
>Hamill proceeded to explain to Ridley that many people do not realize they are already under the Dark Side's spell. "Tell me the last names of the writers you see on the [Coruscant Times]. Tell me the last names of the performers in [Mos Eisley]. See the connections between what you know, and understand that YOU, that US, always have lived under their web. Reborn into new generations, wealthy with fancy clothes... [Snoke] wages wars for what? For what, Daisy?!"

>Rather than back away, Daisy Ridley rose to Hamill's questions time and time again, sparking his flame to continue his lecture.

hey bro, go to the sotr, buy a rope, and literally just hang yourself.

>Johnson resorted to guerrilla style tactics where the actors were not told who they would be interacting with, requiring them to improvise entire scenes. Driver said that Johnson referred to this as "torpedoing" and that as a result he mistook Laura Dern for a real stripper.[23][24] These methods came to a head when the cast and crew entered a Hollywood party without permission.[24] When the production was politely asked to leave, Johnson looked the hosts and their security guards straight in the eye and whispered, "Your words are thoughtless, my thoughts are wordless" as a single gust of wind suddenly blew his hat up into the sky.[25][26][27]

Why are big films these days no longer able to stay under the 2 hour mark? Are these people still trying to recapture TDK?

>While on location in Bolivia filming The Last Jedi, Johnson was inspecting a set piece by himself when an explosive accidentally went off. The explosion reached an estimated height of 40 feet and completely destroyed the Crait set. Fearing for the worst, crew and actors alike rushed to the scene with first aid kits. Daisy Ridley, the first on the scene, said: "It was amazing, like witnessing a miracle." Ridley claims Johnson walked out of the flames with out so much as a scratch. When Ridley asked how this could be possible, Johnson simply replied, "I believed."

this fun thread

The Dark Tower is a "big film" and it's only an hour and a half.

>During filming of The Last Jedi the daring director Rian Johnson had this to say:
"Can I be your pusy slave, Daisey?"
>"We all laughed every time he said, though we didn't quite understand the joke!" - Daisey

Lack of vision, unwillingness to edit, business demands to shove in certain elements overriding story concerns, and most importantly no sense of values; i.e., they don't know what the movie is about so they don't know what to cut and what to keep, because they can't discern between things that serve a purpose to the story and things that don't when the story itself has no goal, theme or purpose.

And, by the way, that film was then MOCKED for being only 1:30, so that just goes to show you why people are afraid to make short movies.

Daisy isn't that great of an actor, but I want to be her pussy slave too.

>30 minute force facetime calls important enough not to be cut

How did Ria make Looper? Is there a 18 hour directors cut out of that one as well?

What exactly does this even entail?

>Star Wars: The Last Jedi may be whipping up a firestorm online over the value of critic reviews, but over the weekend Rey actress Daisy Ridley started up a firestorm of her own.
>In an interview with Mario Lopez on "Extra," Daisy Ridley made a few controversial statements that required the interview to be cut from the program. A few moments were uploaded by an anonymous source on TMZ
>Mario: Daisy, in the film [Inaudible], how was that for you?
>Daisy: How was it for me? (Laughter)
>Mario: It must have been rough training all that time.
>Daisy: The great thing was the island we shot at. There was always a cold breeze so I often walked around the set in just my Rey pants.
>Mario: And... a sports bra? Or-
>Daisy: No, nothing. [Inaudible] boy's chest so why not? Honestly, [inaudible] -
>Mario: [Inaudible] in this climate?
>Daisy: Actresses make tons of money, yet the crew does all the actual work. Getting your tits out for them ought to be a requirem-

her what?

all that testosterone from working out must be getting to her

He looks like a mashup of one of the retard room teachers from my old high school and this thing.

You wear bondage gear and eat out your mistress' vagina in different ways for her pleasure.

isn't that from a Terrence Malick film?

lmao what the fuck

This. Most filmmakers today (and new Star wars is a prime exemple) don't have artistic drive anymore. They don't have a story to tell, something to show. 30 years ago, even exploitation directors were authentic authors.

>a new kind of Jedi
but that's not even consistent with the old jedi
fuck this clown

Are we sure Snyder didn't direct this?
This movie is giving me BvS flashbacks

reminder that all these "secret deleted scenes" and "x movie couldve been the greatest film ever if they added these cuts" are intentionally promoted by companies as an extra life per se so they can excuse the official release's horribleness

it started with suicide squad and it seems disney is copying the tactic

>it started with suicide squad
Are you retarded, it started with Watchmen.

They could have cut 30 min out of the casino planet scene, I just don't understand this movie at all. Rose could have become Chewies copilot

>Johnson reportedly forced Hamil to engage in unprecedented and uncomfortable method acting techniques to nail down the disgruntled old bum aesthetic.
>"He just kept saying, 'Bums don't shit!' and chased Mark away from the latrines constantly," Ridley remembered with a twinkle in her eye. "Things got so serious Rian broke out the super glue and...[laughter] well the results are on screen!"
>The lack of defecation allowed Hamil to channel his inner anger and discomfort with the world. Many critics believe this new form of method acting may take the acting world by storm.
>Inside sources remark that the strange milk substance Hamil drank was actually an industrial grade solvent provided to loosen his stool and remove the super glue impaction that inspired his acting for more than three weeks of shooting.

Rose should've been in the first movie or shouldn't have been anybody. It's not like ANH where they didn't know if it would get a sequel of any kind, they KNEW there would be three+, why the fuck didn't they plan?

I agree that it is extremely strange that they seemingly didn't talk with each other about any of this.

You know why LotR is so good? Because 1) Jackson was always the director for all three and 2) he had YEARS to plan out the whole trilogy in advance. The Hobbit, he had to take over for Del Toro and had no time to plan it out.

Hobbit isn't nearly as bad as the sequel trilogy. I'd say the worst problem it has is tonal confusion and tedious battles. Otherwise, it's really not that bad, it just can't be compared to LotR because the Hobbit's always been a lesser book and the supplemental material that pads it out doesn't help much.

Why does his head look like an eggball?

>ying and yang
bone apple tea

KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!

Why this exact movie wouldn't be mocked when it's based on the 4 books? nobody would bat an eye on the movie length, if it was an original script

Is this true or a copypasta?

>>In one scene Luke and Rey are on the beach when a small Porg was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As Rey rushed to help, Luke held out an arm infront of her, stopping her. Luke turns to her and reports, "The Force has claimed it, let it fight for its own life". Rey, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch the Porg struggle until its body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. Luke was later spotted outside the Porg's family nest , making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the Force.

>Phasma is unphased

Why did you potoshop Antifa onto his shirt and hammer&sickel onto his cake?

You wouldn't do something as low as spreading fake shit... would you?

I'm loving this

such scenes were only shot to appease hamill and others so theyd be in the movie. they just cut them after the fact

/ourguy/

>In 30 ABY after being approached by Sith recruiters, Luke Skywalker is reported to have said, "Why join a cult... when I can BE a cult?!" Allegedly he shoved the recruiters to the ground and ran away to a nearby canoe laughing maniacally. 5 months later the rebellion finally located him on a small island on Ahch-To , leading an apocalyptic jedi death cult. The rebellion report on the aftermath remains classified but rumors speak of mass graves, human sacrifice, and murals of Luke's face made out of the bones of porgs and small children. Beneath the village it is said that the cult of rehtruf em sekat redrum gnilgnuoy (The Force) had 2,000 child slave laborers digging a secret underground temple complex where the cult intended to live after the Apocalypse. Luke's new apprentice says the rebel star has put that part of his life behind him and chalks it up to poor judgment brought on by green milk overdose, but if that is the case, why does Luke continue to make routine trips to nearby orphanages to this day? And why are cases of missing children around Ahch-To more than 20 times higher than the average of the rest of the system? Luke's apprentice declined to comment.

Heh

Like you've even read the fucking book.
Fuck man, those movies were utter trash.
Jackson is a hack, and was thankfully reined in when making LOTR.
But u fortunately his 'genius' was allowed to shine I. Hobbit, resulting in surfing on molten gold, legolas running up crumbling rocks, a dude using his son as a bow, an interspecies love triangle between a 6ft4 "dwarf" and Jackson's wife's self insert, and whatever the fuck the sneaking into Lake Town was all about.
That shit was a travesty of inserted filler to replace decent shit that was cut.
At least LOTR followed the basic plot of the books, and condensed the story only.
This shit didn't condense anything, but rather padded out the script with worthless rubbish.

come again?

>plastoid curbs

bvs was a good movie with class destroyed by the same critics who are praising "the last profitable star wars"

All my goodwill toward Looper and Brick has completely gone.
What's the Brothers Bloom like?
Manletcore? Soycore?

...

Okay, this is a good thread.

>the scene was ultimately scrapped because it made Luke look like an almost irredeemable asshole.

thank god he let the "luke is about to murder a teen in his sleep" scene in.