Born December 4, 1964 (age 53)

>Born December 4, 1964 (age 53)
What the fuck happened?

Everything went right.

No drugs and healthy life style

>everyone pretends shes hot
>looks like my 6/10 friend

I'll never get this meme

Just a little bit of tightening on the forehead and neck, probably the only work she has done regularly

Mediterranean genes master race.

No one's pretending. A lot of it has to do with her personality and sexual energy, which came through even on-screen, especially in her younger years. She's one of those types who seem to always just be playing a version of themselves and that person is someone you decidedly want to fuck.

She's cute as heck, especially for an old lady

She's a sexy old lady and I LOVE OLD LADIES

>You make me feel funny in my pants aunt May!

She's amazing looking for her age

I want her to be my mommy.

>>looks like my 6/10 friend
I'm guessing your friend isn't over 50?
maybe that's why

the magic of infertility

53 and no kids? oh my.

Latina genes brother always Latina genes if you see a healthy Latina who is hitting on you go for it and marry it she will always be gorgeous

Gib

Blessed mediterranean genes. Rome stronk.

She fucked Harvey like a starship trooper so gets all the good roles despite being a 2/5

You know something's wrong when aunt May is by far the hottest character in a Spider-Man movie

LONDON
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>italian
>latina

At last I truly see

>Latina genes

shes italian. i thought latina meant spick?

She has ingested lots of semen over the years.
Now known to be the key to slowing down the ageing process.

you're correct

>Romans invented Latin
>But they aren't latinos
Wut?
I thought latino meant "from a coutry which language came from latin"

>her personality and sexual energy,
Pretty much this. Her youthful attitude is what makes her so young. I've met women well over their 50's that acted like they were still in their 30's and boy, does that work.. Makes them instantly more hotter and desirable.

it refers to people from Latin America, whereas a citizen of Rome is a Latin (since Roma is situated in the region named Latium)

Boy that's edgy! You're so cool!

On that note, has it been proven yet that Weinstein's cronies run smear campaigns on Sup Forums?

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We're okay with you being gay user, you don't have to hide in the closet any longer

Looks like amarna Miller here

>user posts pic of his friend
>turns out to be a 3/10 porker

fuk off ye fag

DROP.DEAD.GORGEOUS.

now imagine her undressed, bouncing like that on your schlong

Did you see her in Wrestler? made me diamons

she has italian heritage, not spanish or portugase

>will always be gorgeous
Wrong

I want to see Marissa and Susanna Hoffs making out while Susan Sarandon watches them.

Then a wild Mary Steenburgen appears and starts to suck on Susan's tits.

OP you dun fucked up

They paid this faggot cash money american dollars to do this. Kill me now.

If it makes you feel better that's an obvious body double as her hair covers her face the entire time.

MOMMY

body double

If it's wrong I don't wanna be right

Nah, she's more similar other spanish "actress"

stop watching porn

Nope. A disgusting fat piece of shit got paid a lot of money to do that to the actual Marisa Tomei.

Good genetics + took care of her body + professional makeup

GET TWO SCOOPS MAN AWAY FROM MOMMY!

It's probably a bluehaired legbeard or hamplanet from reddit

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What are some good Marisa Tomei films?

>marisa_tomei
I know right?

>Tomei said in 2009, "I'm not that big a fan of marriage as an institution, and I don't know why women need to have children to be seen as complete human beings."

The Wrestler

you're a fag

sounds like Sarah Silverman

>Sarah Silverman
Some people should reproduce. I realize I say this as someone with no offspring myself.

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That's fair. I don't know much at all about her personality

My Cousin Vinny

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she looks better with clothes on

Women from that generation are so self-helpy it's disgusting. Doesn't mean she's ugly, but it's a turn off for me.

>qt hoola hoop milf gf

what a way to start a movie

>seymour hoffman
>fat piece of shit
shame on you. the master was kino

Fuck you cum skinned faggot

>tattoo

Only You

For my money the best-looking woman in hollywood history. 10/10 but still with that girl-next-door gettability; don't know how she does it.

Amy Adams gets all sorts of work for being in her 40s and still being hot af (and so being an 'appropriate' love interest), but Marisa looks better and is a decade older. The mind boggles how she isn't the queen of Hollywood.

Perfect movie.

She's absolutely prime in it, but everything else is also perfect.

Do you like her armpit hair?

>and still being hot af
dude amy adams is fucking ugly now
last I saw her in arrival without too much makeup he looked like she was breaking 50

holly shit, look at the nipple
now I have to watch that movie

>now imagine her undressed, bouncing like that on your schlong

way ahead of you

M-MOMMY!

ABSOLUTE. FUCKING. PERFECTION.

Is there a girl in porn who looks like this???

Alexa Tomas bro

spiderman comics are kinda fucked in that regard. Peter parker is supposed to be a loser. How is this shown? Square jaw, ripped as fuck, statuesque features, but, BUT, he wears glasses. Mary jane is supposed to be the girl next door. How is this shown? giant tits, perfect ass, perfect hair, beyond perfect figure, face that belong on billboards selling makeup, etc, etc.

It all needed a remix to be convincing on the screen. Even the tobey macquire versions were silly in this respect, even if tobey is a permanent dipshit.

why? is that some kind of statement?

i a male, and i shave my armpit hair cause it's disgusting.

>I don't know why women need to have children to be seen as complete human beings."
It's literally the reason you exist, that's why.
Is there anything more evil than feminism?

Goddamnit.

they paid him in heroin so it balances out a little bit.

>"Hey Peter maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight."

S-shooped

>t. incel

>Get meMarisa Tomei
B-but boss, she can't act..
>Then get me her less attractive but more talented non-union equivalent.
On it.

The absolute miracle of not having children.

Marisa is the one you fuck, but Katherine is the one you marry.

>Marisa is the one
fixed

How does it feel to have a low IQ?

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God tier genes

Would you lick it?

If she wanted you to cum in it so she can wear it for the premiere, would you?

what are the odds a woman's looks hold up this well? like 1 in 10?