Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Are you Drax enough to pull off this sick dance move, Sup Forums?

That is so gay and lame, how do drones like this cringe shit

This is the exact thing morons rally against TTG for

>gay and lame
>drones
>cringe

Whoa slow your roll there. Don't blow your entire teenage buzzword vocabulary all at once. Gotta spread that out so you can trick people into thinking you're moderately intelligent.

You know he wanted to say it was Reddit and mentions memes

>GOTG fan
>telling others about intelligence

Your movies are garbage Marveldrone.

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I just want an isolated version of that spinning Yondu at the end.

It's was okay, average marvel movie though, not a good one

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>this is how americans need to be marketed to

sad

It wasn't that bad of a movie, not as good as the first. It was serviceable enough, though with the entire galaxy open to them it felt far more contained than the original. The plot was pretty predictable and nobody will be surprised how completely overdone baby Groot is for commercial purposes.

Still it's not trying to be anything more than something fun, and it delivers that well enough. For all it's faults it doesn't have as near as bad a slip as Avengers to Age of Ultron.

Why is this movie so fucking shit?

Fuck Disney.

Now that there is a shit-eating grin, 90's Venom.

That's the only good one.

I actually found Baby Groot to be nowhere near as overdone as I assumed he would be. Still overused, but I thought it would be fucking constant with him and for the most part it wasn't.

Also Ego is by far the most easily hateable of all the MCU villains. He might not be the best of them, or even a particularly good villain, but good lord is he a cunt.

I'm impressed on how they simply ramped up his assholeness once the the third act started

As a whole, the jokes were forced but still better than Ultron

Rooker is a treasure.

Drax and Mantis had the only funny lines in the movie

They had one joke repeated over and over and it was
>Awkward exchange
>HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL POINT THIS OUT AND LAUGH FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM AN ALIEN

>I'm Mary Poppin's Y'all
>Not funny

Yondu is probably the best character in it.

Does anyone have images of the sovereign women?

please remove this cancer and never post again here

I liked it as much or better than the first one. Definitely up there in my top 5.

>be medical student on surgery rotation
>operating on some lady doing a mass resection
>attending tells me to hand him the small ligasure, pic related
>starts calling it the baby groot because this is the smallest ligasure
>we talk about GOTG the rest of the operation
>tfw he really likes me afterwards and never asks me hard questions again

As Reddit as GOTG is, I can't say anything bad about it because it saved me.