It’s christmas and so every 10/10 girl in the world will be getting fucked today

>it’s christmas and so every 10/10 girl in the world will be getting fucked today

They are fucked everyday

Life fucks me in the ass everyday

enjoy your aids

this woman is very attractive

>i'm an unholy abomination and i've already committed sodomy today
let us know when u an hero tranny cancer

Did you, scumbag, have to remind me of that?

They get fucked everyday

and? are 10/10 girls inherently hypergamous to the point where a veritable super human man would not feel secure in a relationship?
I say yes
Also do really hot girls even develop a personality? unless they grow up somewhere where the population is very beautiful anyway and they need an edge?

So what? Why even give a passing thought to women that don't interact with you?

gay

What does that have to do with attractive people?

>it’s christmas and so every 10/10 girl in the world will be getting fucked today
>most people spend christmas with their family
Merry molestmas to you as well, op.

post feminine penis

It's not Christmas though.

Bfs and gfs don’t seperate on Christmas

...

In Europe aka the origin of the white race Christmas is celebrated on the 24th. Just not England

how do I join a hippie sex cult?

>spending Christmas on Instagram

Where are you guys having your Christmas orgies this year?

Doesn't matter, I've given up on love entirely because I'm fucked in the head and don't deserve getting loved anyways. Also, spending time with my friends, working on my hobbies and getting drunk is great even without a significant other.

>tfw only have a 6.5/10 gf
how do i introduce my gf to swinging or 3somes

name?

is that true?

Oh user, you don't know single girls exist? That explains a lot.

>isn't happy with any gf

i'd take a literal 1 right now

>>Life fucks me in the ass everyday, and i'm not even 10/10

Fixed for accuracy.

>I'm fucked in the head and don't deserve getting loved anyways
We'll be here for you

they'll have family dinner at 9 and be out the door by 10:30

the novelty wears off after spending years together. plus im pretty sure we're hardwired to want new women all the time

>Christmas
>On December 24th
Salute to you fell Scandinavian.

kek

Checked. Damn.

>Imagine being so obsessed with women that you even think about how they’re getting dicked when you should be spending time with your family.

Cmon op.

>it’s christmas and so every 10/10 girl in the world will be getting fat today
FTFY

FaceApp has set us free though. By age 30 all women pass the expiration date while men are typically blooming late seeing as their sexual market value increases in proportion to their age.

Thanks user. I'm honestly really grateful that Sup Forums will always be there. Merry christmas.

>imagine being able to think about several things over the day
Yeah... you... showed him

I'm pretty sure that only Scandinavia celebrates Christmas on the 24th.

>women
>peaking at 22
Nice try college roastie

German here. We too.

>fucking on Christmas

not happening unless you're enough of a sociopath to give ur gf a quickie while the parents are preparing the meal downstairs

>Europe aka the origin of the white race
The aryans migrated to Europe from the central asian steppe

Are you implying that female looks do not rapidly decline after they pass that age mark? Because they do, it's been scientifically proven

I doubt ppl have sex on Jesus birthday

can u post a higher res of this or source?

They peak at 16-18, is what he means.

No I was implying that they peak at 18

they peak at 16

You could do it while they are asleep, and then make it extra kinky by forcing her to bite the pillow to keep her quiet.

Why don't you have a seat ovah there mister

>single girls
they dont exist
women go from one relationship to another
they always have a few guys lined up and waiting

13

>even my fat ugly sister gets laid all the fucking time

i wish i was a girl

...

Damn your sister looks like THAT?

most 10/10s are too young for that

God I hate women

>22nd christmas with no gf
get on my lvl nerds

29 you fucking pleb

only one year away

this is the audience disney's star wars wants.

28th. kys poser

I fuck my own ass everyday. It feels amazing, much better than jerking off, nipple orgasms are much better too.

>31st christmas with no gf
>don't even care anymore
pssh nothin personnel kid

>someone is going to marry that

im working the night shift today/night, who got fucked harder huh? HUH ?

26 here faggot

Watch Jordan Peterson and sort yourself out. If you have the mental capacity to browse Sup Forums you're fast from useless, just depressed. I know the feeling.

Google searching this image led to some really weird places, user

>tfw this will be the first christmas im spending with a gf

is it normal to get laid during this period then? I got her a present so it's inevitable right?

Can someone post the other webms?

It's not so bad, just think of the extra money that you will earn.

when does it get easier?

they look like they fuck black guys

me on the left

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>its christmas

Its christmas eve tho

>nipple orgasms are much better too

How to do?

no idea
effort is a part of life itself, the bigger the effort the better the life.
maybe.

>its outside a nandos

CHEEKY
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I never felt more worthless than my college days when all my female friends were fucking 30-40 year old dudes with jobs and a ton of money instead of guys our age

>nipple orgasms
I'm pretty sure that doesn't exist

Fucking your girlfriend is normal regardless of the period you autist.

T. Sausage

not him but I can get hard just by rubbing my nipples

never.

I'm sure most people can, you can probably get hard from a good stretch. But getting an orgasm? I'm not buying it.

Welcome to being 12yo. Hes talking about ORGASMS, not getting hard.

>tfw not getting any extras because the unemployment rate has ruined the job market

>It might be you

>I can get stimulated by stimulating sensitive zones
Teach me master

Very young girls lose market value by behaving excessively immature and by not having refined their grooming and fashion sense. That's why a woman in her 30s can still appear more attractive than a 16 year old: because she dresses well, does her make-up and hair well, and in a way that best complements her features. Then of course you have artificial additions like fake tits or plastic surgery that women are more likely to get at a slightly older age. So you might say that modernity has extended the female SMV by 5-10 years.

Oh, I'm sorry for yours situation then.

27th here. Stop thinking you're special.

yes and if I do it for long enough I can start to develop precum, so I'm sure if I didn't fap for a couple weeks it would be possible to nut from just rubbing nipples

I'm a different user though, I bet the other user gets paid normally.

Sieera Skye has a nasty beef curtain outie.

Chile reporting, we do celebrate the 24th too and use the 25th for hangovers

>he thinks you have to be smart to browse a website
Hahahahahahahahaghghgh agh hghghghg. Yes, all of the people posting the same things over and over again surely are the crop of the crop, the finest intelligence has to offer.

I'm not buying it for a single second.