Why didn't Jerry just ask for the seafood option...

Why didn't Jerry just ask for the seafood option? Surely a steakhouse would have a lighter option like a tuna or something?

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>tuna
>light

you obviously don't eat fish you philistine

THAT BE 300 DORRA YOU PAY NOW AND NOW DRINKUS WHITU PIGGU

OOOOOH MY NAME A JELLY SEINFERD

OOH GREETINGS JELLY-SAN, WHY LESTAULANT NO HAVE HONORABLE RIGHTER OPTION... LIKE A TUNAAAA????

SEINFRERD! YOU PAY 500 DORRA! 4!!!!!!!

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>wouldn't this steakhouse have a lighter option

Do Americans really do this are you so fat you need a steakhouse to serve hot dogs too?

Who said anything about hotdogs?

It's called hyperbole, mutt

Kek

the only hyperbowl is the one you shit in fatty

>American """banter"""

u mad rofel

Kek

I don't understand why wanting tuna/salmon instead of steak would be a sign of American obesity

Everyone point and laugh at the insecure tard

just a salad....just a salad....just a salad..

He should have got a big steak and split it with her. Then he could just take a few bites.

samefag

The chicken stuffed with ham sounded pretty good.

Get fucked
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WHATS THE DEAL WITH FISH BREATH

So I went to Jiros restaurant the other day, ordered a tuna roll...he gave me the whole fish!

nah, i'm betting it would be lobster thermidor, crab cakes and remoulade in that place

ill be there in 20 minutes

Fine. Filet Mignon, with any sauce on the side. It's a small steak, the healthiest cut of beef you can get, and it doesn't need a fuckload of heavy sauces or stuff on it.

That episode never fails to make me hungry

You're supposed to eat before you watch tv

Is a nice dinner worth an Armani suit??

motherfucker can’t even cook

man it’s gotta really be terrible to be non-American. I can’t imagine how shitty it is

>I was just pretending to be retarded!