Voltron: Legendary Defender

Which paladins do you think are most likely to celebrate May the 4th?

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Pidge and Lance

Pidge. Lance does it "ironically" at first but ends up getting into it, and Hunk does it because it seems fun.

None.

All the Star wars fans left Earth during the vast migration of the 22nd century.

>None.
>All the Star wars fans left Earth during the Rapture.

gotta love the mice

The mice did Allura's hair in this.

So Mice-user, was this your first Voltron or did you micepost during DOTU?

>Not knowing of the Great StarWars trek.

Yeah I used to micepost during the good ol' days of DOTU as well, uploading a single picture would take days and sometimes the damn internet would crash and burn before the picture got sent. You kids have it so easy nowadays.

>tfw you had to use college internet to download gifs onto VHS tapes that you then mailed to people just to shitpost
I remember.

>VHS tapes
>not Floppy disks
Imposter.

>floppies
>not training pigeons to carry punch cards encoded with ASCII smilies
Now we know who the real fraud is.

>not chiseling your shitposts onto stone tablets and then burying them for future generations to discover

>not scribing them on papyrus and burying them in canopic jars embedded in the walls of ancient pyramids

Mine would all say BLESSED ARE THE RIGHTEOUS THAT FOLLOW THE PATH OF KLANCE INTO THE UNCONQUERED LIGHT

I suggest you all take the hint.

Hunk and Lance because it seems fun and they can eat junk food while watching movies.

Keith might sit down and watch

Pidge would think it was dumb but finally sit down around the 3rd movie

Keith introduces Shiro to star wars since he isn't that into it, but figured that Shiro might be into it.

It turns out that Shiro loves it. He gets into the other spaceship shows like Star trek and Stargate atlantis. Now he joins Hunk, Lance, and Pidge every May 4th to watch it. Keith tags along, followed by Allura since they're dating. Coran gets invited by Allura.

>Keith tags along, followed by Allura since they're dating
No they fucking aren't

Sucks for you then.

Summoned.

You'll be the one sucking when boring overdone Kallura doesn't happen you shitstain

it's been awhile. i have so many kallura pics just for you

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>Not carving them onto cave walls with stick figures for future voltron fans to discover

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I miss when these threads would bully Keith.

Keith will never find love. Everyone is going to get romance arcs but he'll be forever alone, wondering why he isn't good enough.

This means he can go back to fapping his galra cock in his shack.

>5 months

Sh, shh, I know

Does he have an onahole or a fleshlight?

..Both, he prefers the fleshlight since he can imagine someone is sucking all inches of his galra cock into their mouth.

Whenever he feels lonely he goes to the garrison in his old cadet clothing and offers to relieve the stress of some of the students.

No, he will be making coffee with Lotor.

And the threads will only get worse from here. Maybe we'll get something at SDCC though, but even that is two or three months off.

Why are you antagonizing the foreveralone Keithers?

>May the 4th
>no Slave Allura pic yet

What the fuck is taking so long?

How would Allura and Coran react to human sci-fi like Star Wars? I think they'd both find it adorably quaint.

>*Keithfags

Allura and Leia are both powerful women, not slaves.

>tfw it's just more embarrassing Lance questions and feelings bullshit

Just check out old Lotllura art for that.

Shut it Lauren

Keithers. A Keithfag is a fan of Keith. A Keither is someone who ships Keith/Hand/Crying.

Yeah. We'll never get good questions again. At least we should get a full trailer at SDCC, which will generate actual discussion. For about two threads, anyway.

I'll do you one better.

Pidge Lance and Hunk celebrate it together.

Pidge is the main organiser and locomotive force behind their annual celebration as the chief proponent of the Star Wars franchise. Every year she plans out an entire day of events which vary between watching evey movie in order (even the bad ones), circle-reading some of the EU books, playing Star Wars related tabletop/video games and having Star Wars themed discussions.

Lance is mostly on-board because he likes to chill, but is also secretly a bigger fan of the franchise than one would be incline to believe at first glance. He starts off by not taking things seriously, but ends up getting just as into things as Pidge along the way. His favourite topic of discussion is which Star Wars girl was the most attractive and why.

Hunk is probably the one who's least into the franchise of the three, but he's still very much a fan of the franchise and isn't afraid to show it. He's especially into the topic of how food works in the Star Wars mythos and makes Star Wars themed snacks for the trio every single year.

This year they manage to talk Shiro, Corran and Allura into participating. Coran pretends it's humie garbage at first but is seriously invested by the end of A New Hope and weirdly latches on to an obscure character. Allura keeps questioning things and pointing out why they're incongruent with the realities of life in space but has a good time regardless. Shiro's just happy everyone's getting along.

Keith tries to be cool and blows them off at first, but eventually swallows his pride and asks to join in.

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I don't want it!

Leia Keith and Han Allura when.

>evey movie in order (even the bad ones)
And it's a multi-day event because in the future there are like 16 of them.

>not wanting SlaveKeith
faggot

More like 216. Disney are gonna be shitting these out yearly from now on. We'll die knowing they plan on crapping out a new Star Wars movie.

>thinks Disney won't slow down during the nuclear winter.

Pidge posts in the future space /tg/ Star Wars threads. She argues over the old canon and the new one. She still prefers the old one. Pidge is a bro.

YALL THE THUMBNAIL IN THE CATALOG MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A FRAGGLE ROCK PUPPET, the shadow on her neck is her mouth.

Joy. We're already looking forward to our deaths.

pic related is from Steve Ahn's new series.

She'll be active on /swco/ too

Very nice. Can't wait to hear what it's about. Steve is a joy.

She calls Sup Forums a bunch of Disney drones. Pidge fights the good fight.

She also likes to Sheevpost on Sup Forums.

What franchises would still be alive and relevant come 2114?

Buck Rogers makes a comeback, and becomes a franchise that eclipses all capeshit.. There's even Buck Rogers theme parks.

most discerning viewers agree The Simpsons starts to really pick up again around the 120th season

Utopias make a comeback.

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John Carter of Mars, will become very popular when the colonization of Mars gets into full swing

Doruto. An anime about Naruto's great grandson.

Teen Titans Blorp, a 11th generation sillier re-imagining, with each generation being silliers and more random than the last.
This one is entirely sock puppets that take turns shitting then laughing about it. It runs for 20 seasons.

When I read fic my immersion is always broken if the writer has the characters talk about current media like voltron isn't set 100+ years in the future. Come on dudes, be creative and let them talk about the gen 20 pokemon games or 51 jump street

They're already on the third season of a Running Man reality show.

at the very, VERY least if they're going to be into ancient shit try to hit a different decade every once in a while

no one can tell me that Hunk's most killer karaoke jam isn't Benatar's We Belong. people start crying and shit

They're probably on a fifth swing dance revival by now.

I can see some true cultural touchstones staying relevant, but they definitely wouldn't be chatting about them like we do about our contemporary media.

I maintain that Lance's favorite movie is Top Gun.

>I maintain that Lance's favorite movie is Top Gun.
He'd be like those people who get really obsessed with Jane Austen novels in the 2010s.

Discord user here with some more weird shit from our favorite voltron house.

It's always the worst when they make the characters use memes. It wouldn't even be funny if vld was set in the present day.

When will we get a Sirkkin.

>My memories are from my altean-lance timeline
Not even the insane-kins are free of shit theories

Don't encourage them, they're probably reading this right now. We have our fake lore, but we don't self insert into it.

>three pendulums, a tarot deck and an oracle deck
But what if I want to be Sendakkin and the tarot cards read I'm pinkmousekin? What about feeling then? I'm more confused about fictionkins than ever.

Oh, you have no idea. Insane otherkin are built on garbage theories

None of us are awesome enough to be Sirkkin.

You don't *want* to be a Sendakkin, you just ~*~know~*~

I don't think they are reading it. If that was true they'd be spilling their angst over the chat.

Have another screengrab.

You start feeling phantom limb pain in your left arm. And you start to find men with large, bushy eyebrows very sexy.

Why do none of these kin have a solid grasp of English while writing in a way that says they're probably American.

>I don't wanna start a ship war
>Also I'm gonna be passive aggressive about Sheith
Imagine being this unaware of yourself

It's called astral pain, you heathen. And those sexual feelings you now have are your memories from your past life as Sendak, which are totally not just roleplay prompts on steroids.

They're in high school and don't pay attention in class.
They decide to be otherkin to escape their real world obligations, which obviously don't improve and the cycle repeats.

STANDING

BY THE WALL

ON THE EDGE

Sweet. Our first Kallura porn.
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that is one thick schlong

is this an edit? it looks like someone took a picture of them sleeping naked and doodled a too-big dick on it

Don't diss the Hutt Slayer Costume

No, you're thinking of the battles between Star Trek fans that almost destroyed the universe.

I miss Carrie Fisher. She was a gift.

OF THE FANDOM
LIKE THE ELDERS ONCE SAID

>Allura in Hunk's outfit
I wanna see her with a little pudge desu

Cute!

Pants fanart is cute!

Long hair, yes. Dress, no.