Why are you wearing your shirt at the beach, user?

>why are you wearing your shirt at the beach, user?
*they all laugh

Christmas Eve and you're posting pedo stuff on a message board. It's quarter-to-eight in England, I'm about to go to a party with my girlfriend.

>being this new and writing all that

>being this new

I'm new here
Is this shit really supposed to be your version of board culture, faggots?

I guess I will just take it off...

>I'm new here
We know

Go back

i'll give you something to laugh at
*unzips dick*

>being this reddit

it's a spambot. the board has been getting hit for years. lurk moar

>a spam bot
You really are new lmao

seriously?

think very carefully about your next post.

Not anymore thanks to redditors like you

Lurk more reddit spacer

>mfw truly and honestly suffer from gynecomastia

what's a reddit spacer?

Checked trips and dubs don't lie
>welcome tourist enjoy you Time here. Please stop shilling for the Jew wars.

because my tits are larger than yours, don't want to make you feel uncomfortable

Lol must be babies first time posting here

>tfw spending christmas alone
Give me ONE (1) reason not to end it all right now.

Did you ever consider that people who don't have anything to do come here to take their mind of that very fact

post the link to the live stream

it's a spambot you stupid obese english faggot

>no emily
what a shit thread

>doesn't know what cunnybot is
>thinks spacing is important on Sup Forums
seriously user, it's xhristmas so i'm trying to be nice here, but you need to shut the fuck up. you've outted yourself as a newfag twice in 2 posts. you haven't a clue. i've got nothing against newfags, but if you start trying to make enemies, you being a newfag, you're gonna get btfo.

if you don't know what you're talking about then shut the fuck up and ask.

It's Christmas Eve and you're chatting it up with a bot, PATHETHIC!!!!!!

kek

some people still think they're real, bro. like santa

Get the operation man, recovery time is just 1 month and it will change your life forever

>replying to a bot

Christmas is illegal in England

not that user, but let's assume, for a moment, that it is indeed "babies first time posting here"

And? What's the take away?

we renamed it to Christbong.

Merry Christbong, dude. And a Happy Jalalabad

Uhhh no sweetie i can tell that you are very new here, since this is probably your first time posting here you should knowthis is no place for someone who is underage probably like yourself, I recommend to go back to another site you were using