"I was just trying to protect you."

>"I was just trying to protect you."

>you just had to keep digging, had to keep searching for answers

>"you're supposed to be dead"

>join me, together we'll be unstoppable

>"yes but i'm alive and im gonna get my revenge"

>"There's a snake in my boot"

>If you kill him, you'll be just like him!

>"h-he's too powerful"
>"nevermind i forgot I have this secret weapon"

>You'll never get away with this!
>I already have

>25 minutes ago

>Try me
>This is your destiny.
>I was born ready.
>Is that all you got? – I’m just getting started.
>Cover me. I’m going in.
>No, no, no, no, NO! I’m not going. [Cut to them going.]
>We’ve got to stop meeting like this.
>I’m just doing my job.
>You’ll never get away with this! – Watch me.
>Now . . . where were we?
>How hard can it be?
>Is this some kind of sick joke?
>Did I just say that out loud?
>How is he? – He’ll live.
>and there’s nothing you or anyone else can do to stop me!
>What’s the worst that could happen?
>We’ve got company.
>We’ll never make it in time!
>Stay here. – No way, I’m coming with you.
>Okay, here’s what we do . . . [and cut to a different scene]
>Wait! I can explain! This isn’t what it looks like.
>That’s it! You’re off the case!
>In English, please.
>What are you doing here? – I was about to ask you the same thing.
>This just gets better and better.
>Not on my watch!
>You just don’t get it, do you?
>It’s called ____, you should try it sometime.

>earlier that day...

>ACT NATURAL!

>you did (bad thing)!
>yes and i would do it again!

>if it weren't for (some variation of meddling people)

>and your little (pet) too!

>did you try-
>we've tried everything!

>[thing], [name], [thing again said in the same way slightly slower]

>what have you done
>what needed to be done!

>all of this in one sequence.

>What about plan B?
>THAT WAS PLAN B!

>bringing a sponge to a starfish convention

>says sentence slightly fast but if you pay attention it makes perfect sense and just has a few words with more than 5 letters but it goes slightly longer than it should
>"Huh?! Haha that made no sense!"

>character says your name
>no one looks at you but you can feel them thinking about you

>watching show/cartoon with friends or parents
>opposite gendered character with a few similarities as you (glasses, certain style, hair, interests, etc) show up
>"haha is that your little cartoon girlfriend user" if it's a parent
>"i wonder if user crushes on her" internally thought by friend
>hotsweats start even if you don't when she has a dumb cute moment

>"but all that was about to change, for what he DIDN'T know, was that-"

>happy birthday to you
>happy birthday to you
>happy birthday dear [name]
>happy birthday to you
>cha cha cha charmin uLTRAAAA lmao xD giggle squirt

>There's... something you should know
>dramatic sting build up
>cut to different scene

>where would i be without you!
>probably dead, you idiot

>there's far greater things at work than you know

>"it's not you, it's me"
>"what does that mean"
>"i'm sorry i just don't know what to say"
>"how about explaining to me why"
>personal insults are thrown into too much detail
>"hey!"
>"you asked for it!"
>walks away

>hey you!
>me?
>yea Y O U!!

>what time is it
>time for you to get a watch

>try a plan that fails due to some oversight or 1 in a million incident like a bird knocking into something
>try something else instantly

>it's a "why are you mad at/ignoring me episode"
>they had in headphones

>lassie joke
>garfield joke

>if we change the polarity than the geometry will cease to be

>it's a rhyming episode
>it's a dream/reset ending

>dude 8bit video games lmao

>argument starts over something pointless, and instead of saying "that's pointless" or "what did i do?" the guy instantly starts fighting back

>it's a big fight episode

>running gag: the series

>even if they deserve it, just take a deep breath and walk away, be the better man, don't fight them

>generic anime reference
>generic video game reference
>generic celebrity reference
>generic internet reference
>generic cartoon reference
>generic reference
>being generic
>making references

>pandering out of nowhere
>it stays forever

>Jojo reference

>it's a cartoon that has lots of emotion-breathing songs
>talk singing
>singing at all

>fan favorite aspect of the series, becomes a staple, gets spammed everywhere, gets a soundtrack, everyone praises it

>important or serious episode comes up
>have songs in it
>have songs expanding on the story in it


>r a p p i n g

>hi Tom, I'm on Sup Forums now, look at me!

>we'll just see about that!

>we'll use his favorite thing against him!

>hey that kind of looks.. like... me...
>GASP

>PatPosting
I love this

>"If you kill, you'll be just as bad as them!"

>an annoying common phrase is said, either plain or with variation

>what the huh?
>what the what?
>what the dingle?
>what the flamiel?
>what the bazooka?
>what the fiddle diddle?
>what the real time quick magic carpet?

>dated anime reference that is akin to Speed Racer or Astro Boy

>dated anime reference that is akin to kimba the white lion

>episode title is a pun/reference to an older media
>has no relevance to the story at all

>episode titles are never shown in the series

>every episode is the same with about as much variation as an entry-level college research report

>It's over!
>No, it's only just begun!

>We're not so different, you and I

>episode description is wrong and you'll never know where that episode idea went
>it was from an official source

>the show is set in burgland, home of the good freedom

>they changed a riceball to a cheeseburger to make it more "American"

>hey are we forgetting something?
>i don't think so
>hm
>hello? are you guys there? it's cold in here... doot doot doo hmhm la la la, hey there's a candy wrapper in here, it's all sticky, oh hey little friend what are you AHHHHH NO WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TO ME

>parody a real life event or trend because you're so unoriginal that you couldn't take any of the cliche talent show missing pet tier cartoon ideas and mold them to your copy cat rip off series setting
>save that for later when you can't think of what to parody next and the network says no to politics and billy ray cyrus

Good job op

>dude early internet dial up sounds with bulging screens lmao laggy computer FUCK
>make the computer mid 2000s-current because dumb hipsters

>Children's educational show about a specific ecosystem and all the animals which reside in it
>Every single creature and organism possesses sentience and can verbally communicate with every other species around it with no difficulty
>Animals identify each other by their human-originating scientific classification of species even though they may possibly not even know what humans are
>Will also sight the technical terminology of other nonanimal and inorganic objects and things with supreme accuracy, but at the same time may not know what other obvious things, usually human in origin, are called or are for
>Animals acknowledge the circle of life and that other animals are predators, while at the same time casually chatting to said predators without a second thought, simply because the predator "is not in an eating mood"
>Animals will also in one episode try to make friends with a single member of a specific species, while in another attempt to eat a different member of the same species without a second thought

I see Pyg user skipped her meds
the neutron stuff last week must have gotten her too excited

>her
What's with Sup Forums thinking everyone's female now?

dickpix or gtfo

>accidentally say plan in front of person
>what
>nothing / oh i said [similar sounding thing that makes no sense]
>oh hahaha

>fight starts
>get to the obligatory "make me" line
>that's when the fight is broken up

>i'll never know what people are expected to say after that rebuttal aside from "i don't make garbage i eat it" bullshit

autism

>series finale
>get so caught up in making the current story epic and intense and resolving it that the writers neglect some characters, lose humor, and just overall don't focus on the show's main aspects like they normally do

>cram a bunch of callbacks in at the end when they realize they didn't before and thinking it makes up for main characters having few lines and some being ignored completely

>female does something that leaves male characters flabbergasted with their jaws on the ground
>makes a smug comeback after striking an epic pose and walks off
>"you're pretty great..f-for a girl!"

>it's a "character can't tell his joke" scene that exists for some reason

>white mc
>black friend
>female friend teased as love interest

>A cast's refusal to believe a character's persistent claims that a completely new and one-off character is evil as truth is not based on a substantial and gradually built-up compound of trust between the accusatory character and the rest of the cast, but rather dependent on the fact that this particular character is "new"

>this happens in the 8th season for the first time

>they have the characters laugh and repeat the same jokes to condition the viewers to laugh too

Stop being retarded, this is very far from those threads, minus but this is from an old sponge forum I think

>"i don't make garbage i eat it"

>it's a genderbender episode because "some people" wanted it, and it had nothing to do with the fact people were triggered the main characters were just dudes
>it becomes a reoccuring episode gimmick for panderpoints

>Character finally defeats the villain and asks what his motivations are
>"You know it's funny, I don't even remember"

>smart character says something involving science
>"UHHHH, IN ENGLISH PROFESSOR?!"

I think you win, user.
/thread

>kid playing modern video game
>*BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP*

Legit considering all the fucking reboots and "indie games" focusing on retro shit

>can't make unique human designs
>make them animals, humans, objects, or aliens
>they are JUST HUMANS with a different appearance
>pitch it as a "fantasy slice of life" series to the network