>Disney Apparently Expects ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ To Bomb
>Disney is bracing themselves for the Han Solo movie to bomb. They were worried about it before all The Last Jedi controversy, but now they’re essentially writing Solo off. The lead actor, Alden Ehrenreich, can’t act, and they had a dialogue coach on hand for all of his scenes. On top of that, the script is unworkable. It’s going to be a car crash.
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OH NO OH NONONONONONONO
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To be fair, the acting was pretty atrocious in ANH and was only saved in the final edit by Lucas' wife.
that picture just looks fucking ridiculous what the hell were they thinking?
Why do you cast an actor that cant act for a leading role in a feature film?
can't tell if this is legit or bait
THAT'S ME IN A VULGAR RED LIPSTICK
HELLO?
Why would an “anonymous source” inform a little known website no one has heard of. The title is pure clickbait and you can tell half the people commenting didn’t read the article.
FWIW, here's what Iain McCaig(concept artist for LFL) said about the script:
By far the best Star Wars script, and one of the best scripts period, that I have ever read. I laughed, I cried, I did all the things you should do when reading a good script. You’re in for a treat.
Is Walt rolling in his grave?
Has Disney's Star Wars just been a series or horrible decisions? The sequel trilogy, the stupid standalone movies, completely writing off the old expanded universe and its giant stockpile of untapped lore to draw from, giving full rights of its video game franchise to EA, a publisher widely known to suck the life force out of successful developers and spitting them out without a care, and so on. Now they can't even commit to a single movie? Are they trying to sink this 2 billion ship on purpose or something?
needs more diversity, without that they'll have no defence when it bombs, next time cast only minority women
that comment literally spells out its a Marvel-tier script with quips and shit
he's defrosting in his cryotank
The movie comes out in 4 months and they haven't even released a trailer
It looks terribly miscast
>I laughed, I cried, I did all the things you should do when reading a good script
Holy soy
The movie changed directors and writers multiple times, is now double over budget and the actor coaching thing is true.
The article doesn't mention an "anonymous source" just a source close to the project.
>a little known website no one has heard of
Because people have friends and talk to each other and network.
Mouse shills should try harder
Why do you think they hired a talentless Jew fall guy as Han? Disney wants the movie to fail to "prove" that male leads are dead and only female/trans/black leads are allowed from now on.
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Fuck off reddit
Good
HE LOOKS LIKE A WHITE GARY COLEMAN. the casting is literally the only reason i'm not touching this thing with a ten foot pole.
>The lead actor, Alden Ehrenreich, can’t act, and they had a dialogue coach on hand for all of his scenes
how does that happen? don't they have auditions?
>That entire picture
>Woody high as fuck
>Glover the only good looking one besides Chewie and they both look like they know how bad things are
Lando spin-off when?
Everybody Hates Lando WHEN?
His company is worth untold billions and a Nazi is president.
I think he's fine.
I feel like that fake Han and fake Lando look like wee manlets. How tall are those two actors?
Jewish nepotism.
You can't use that excuse anymore faggot.
Disney is going to have to fake some sort of corporate seizure to avoid releasing this
Who is the big hairy guy?
Quick rundown on this guy?
Serves them right for no casting Anthony Ingruber.
Donny will make a God tier young Lando
Han guarantee to be shit though, not even the same character. Nobody but Ford can do it
They are already 2X over budget TWO TIMES OVER BUDGET with no momentum after The Last Jedi on a purportedly already Faulty movie
Da fuck is this? Are all Disney Wars going to have a female lead?
Someone explain to me how one of the biggest media companies in existence, who had an OPEN AND WORLDWIDE casting call for Han Solo, somehow picked a dude who couldn't act
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maybe the guy that wrote this thought Hail, Caesar! was a documentary
>Comedy movie with Danny playing Lando with Billy Dee narrating in the background
That's a Star Wars movie I'd pay to see.
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Jewish Nepotism
Disney's problem is they got too greedy. The prequels sucked, but each one still made a zillion dollars because a Star Wars movie was still an event back then. Now that we're getting two per year, fewer people are starting to give a shit. And the movies are lousy.
Paul Bettany makes everything better, probably not this though.
i think they hire people on the level of kids storybook illustrators to put promo shots together these days
>wouldn't it be fun if we all piled in the falcon cockpit for a picture
then they did that
>nazi is president
>trump wearing jewcap.jpg
Star Wars had 3 editors, not just Lucas' wife
>donald glover in another bomb
good.
he manned up and tugged off the producer?
Is the guy on the left gonna be Han's dad? He really looks like him in that pic
why are there so many white people in this cast? only ONE fucking tokennigger. they're not even trying at this point. where's the tranny muslim with beady eyes, where's the handicapped purple-haired cunt with unshaved armpits, wheres the ugly fat chink to make emelia clark look more appealing?
just when you thought disney was all about the PoC they have a MOSTLY WHITE cast, and all of them look too fucking CLEAN to be space outlaws. wtf is this shit. i'm mad. i'm mad online.
My bad
>His company is worth untold billions and a nu-Nazi is president.
poor Woody
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I actually noticed that goblin first but immediately forgot about it upon realizing how fucking retarded all of those people look together.
why are these sjw writers being given so much control?
i bet the only struggle they have had in their lives is fighting a parking ticket in court when they parked like a selfish asshole
Spielberg met him at a fucking bar mitzvah.
>Clarke
Can't wait for more ridiculous facial expressions. This movie is gonna be goof-tacular.
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I'm not sure about this Firefly reboot
They've said that about literally every other Marvel and new Star Wars film.
Constantly sounded worse as the movie went along. Hire those two sperg directors, then get game of thrones chick, then black redit actor, and then hire an actually talented director, though mixed in output, to fix the movie in reshoots
What's up with Han's face??
Wait, thats not really the guy playing solo r-right?
From my understanding he is replacing an actor that did a mocap role. They changed the character to a human in reshoots to save time and money. So if that's true then he's probably not hans dad
>hiring a GOT actress
Literally hiring a pornstar tier
He seemed better than the alternatives they were considering
So they're just-nazis despite following zero Nazi doctrine?
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Why didn't they get a talented Jew like Ansel Elgort for Han?
it also comes out in 5 MONTHS
frbr
please enlighten us as to what the fuck a nu-nazi is if they don't hate jews
>Alden Ehrenreich, can’t act, and they had a dialogue coach on hand for all of his scenes. On top of that, the script is unworkable
Oh dear.
Not only that, I heard he had difficulty walking in a 'manly fashion' on camera and they hired a walking coach to make him look like a more convincing lead.
>His company is worth untold billions and an AshkeNazi is president.
fixed
It won't bomb even if it's awful.
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Why cast someone who can't act in the first place?
He kissed Spielberg’s ass at a bar mitzvah for a mutual friend. Bang, he put his network to work and look what nepotism got this Ehrenreich fuck.
Han Soylo
Ansel Elgort was up for the part.
Watch him in Baby Driver and tell me, apart from not looking EXACTLY like Ford, that he would have been a bad choice.
He literally skipped ahead of the 3,000 other actors they were looking at on the recommendation of Francis Ford Coppola and Steven Spielberg, the latter of which he met at a bat mitzvah. He's nothing by a pet of producers who decided ahead of time they wanted him to hit it big, and figured what they thought was surefire success in Star Wars was a good a place as any for him to start.
Harrelson and Gambino are the only ones I can see as Star Wars characters. I don't think Gambino is cool or smooth enough to do Lando justice though.
>New Star Wars movie comes out in 5 months
>Not a single trailer
Oh no
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Without Chewy, no one would think this pic had anything to do with Star Wars
I'm going to go out on a limb here and make a wild fucking guess that he is Jewish
Their CEO is a jewish weatherman.
Haha, no shit?
TLJ is performing way below expectations and is probably going to go down as one of the most hated movies ever in cinematic history; and that's a movie in their main trilogy.
How do you think a spin-off/prequel that no one asked for is going to perform?
>TLJ is performing way below expectations and is probably going to go down as one of the most hated movies ever in cinematic history
have you ever watched a movie before or just read about them on message boards
why would they cast him if he cannot act?
jewish
Happens all the time. Directors and producers hire their boytoys or bestsluts all the time in exchange for all access booty passes
Hail, Caesar! might as well be a documentary because of all the shit they nailed right. The prevalence of communist Jews for one.
>>New Star Wars movie comes out in 5 months
>>Not a single trailer
Not even a teaser?
there's only 2 white people and a whole bunch of Jews
Has there been a franchise ran into the ground as fast as Star Wars? Disney's only had it for how many years now?
>Be Emilia Clarke
>Be in 3 BO bombs
All even Sophie Turner has had a more successful Hollywood career
It will probably get delayed to December just like all the other disney star wars movies have
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Disney is subverting your expectations. They'll probably release a trailer after the movie is out.
>wow how brave