A turtle and a fox walk into a bar
A turtle and a fox walk into a bar
Dylan Evans
Jonathan Cox
And then they fug?
Andrew Torres
Apparently
Cooper Murphy
What does the fox say?
Owen Morales
I want that turtle dick.
Eli Kelly
Colton Clark
Brayden Wright
A woman enjoys GIRTH.
James Johnson
Alopex turned good? God damn it, I was afraid of that...
Jose Allen
Colton Bailey
She turned good a long time ago.
Aiden Perry
I'm slightly more amused and informed, but I'm not sure I needed to be.
Isaac Bell
Zebras ensure the female gets pregnant with their seed by hosing out the competitor sperm by ejaculating so much sperm that the vagina overflows
Isaac Hall
Not sure what convinced you that needed sharing.
I mean I'm almost impressed, but not enough to appreciate knowing this now
Jacob Martin
why does this think turtles don't have ears? they totally do.
Jacob Cooper
A lot of the bones in the ear are still part of the jaw in shittier animals like fish and reptiles, they probably misinterpreted this as them being deaf.
Luis Martin
>shittier animals like fish and reptiles
I'm not sure what you're comparing them to
Aiden Gomez
yeah, now she isn't being treated as someone else's bitch.
Jace Rodriguez
Mammals.
Josiah Brooks
Maybe birds.
Connor Reed
why didn't they duck?
Jaxson White
Fuck you neatoman
Lucas Gutierrez
Didn't her die?
Logan Sullivan
Raph always getting the fox girls.
Leo Taylor
You know how the TMNT need a flaky asshat to be a bad guy one week and a good guy the next so they can have silly drama about this and tease you with the character joining the team but not really?
That's her purpose. She can only be around if someone else isn't filling that quota.
Sebastian White
She's in OC hell now, with Scourge and Quake Woman.
Daniel Martinez
TMNT got an awful fanbase
Josiah Cook
No, like, I remember she physically dying. That was some time ago however.
Dylan Collins
>She can only be around if someone else isn't filling that quota.
Sebastian Moore
all fanbases are awful
William Ortiz
...
Chase Richardson
I like stupid jokes Raphael better than angry raphael.
Isaac Perez
Go home evolution, you're drunk
Cameron Reyes
What happens next? This seems like an interesting conversation and potentially really depressing.
Jose Kelly
That's pretty good but the Duck Tales one is better
Brayden Wright
>potentially really depressing.
TMNT comics in general
Jacob Adams
...
Nolan Robinson
>I really like this ship.
She dies in TMNT: Deviations, it`s a non canon issue.
Logan Johnson
Ah, so that was non canon?
Happy to see it wasn't my mind playing tricks.
Caleb Kelly
Yeah, if I remember well everybody but the turtles dies (even kitsune)
Henry Wood
Post more cute turtle and fox pictures