Downsizing

What food would you order?

A single popcorn

That single piece would last you a year

And a single crab claw?

How would you crack the shell? The claw would be the size of your house.

>he doesnt mine crab meat

>Kinoplex
>No Robert
fuck off Roberto

>get downsized
>step outside
>get killed by an ant

>its a Tarantula scene

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>not giving some cookie to it
>not riding it while it protects you

Who are you, Michael Douglas?

$120

>no Ant Man cameo

This movie missed so many opportunities

Chicken salad on a spoon.

What I dont understand is how stuff became cheaper because it was downsized. I can understand homes and static bullshit, but food, appliances, I dont know how that shit adds up

You don't understand, one kernel of popped corn will last you a year. Let me repeat that, ONE kernel of popped corn will last you a YEAR.

The little people were 5 inches though. Would a single popcorn just be a meal?

Jokes aside, the whole premise is asinine. It's fun to talk about and bullshit with, though. Would these people live on an area of land where this idea would be feasible? If you just plop down a patch of land in NYC labeled "Tiny Land", you'd still be susceptible to predators like cats, cockroaches and rats/mice. And yes, a cockroach would be higher on the food chain than you at this point.

Heh

This isn't Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, nigger. These people are five inches tall.

>same size as mouse
That would be a fun encounter

No it wouldn't, that would be like fighting a bear or lion