What are some lesser known Christmas kinos?

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Die Hard

The titsbait in that movie was the only thing i remember from it.

Krampus

die hard xD
lethal weapon xD

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Mean Girls

those are some great boobies i wish she was in more stuff

I wish I was in her.

You said it pal.

i wish i was her

Not lesser known, just underreated

I don't know why this movie was so detested. It's great.

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The Hogfather

Low-budget Britbong kino.

There seems to have been quite the bias against Ben in the early 2000s. Pic related was xmas kino.

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Those boobs are the only reason worth watching that movie and also the reason why I can never pay attention through any of it

Why do Americans love constant releases and adaptions of a Christmas Carol?

Some improve on it.

Price was still pretty spry in the 80s but he looked terrible by this point. Aids really got you quick back then.

Boondock saints

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go on

Fuck, I just got through watching that. S'pretty good.

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muh dick

I'm pissed they took this off Netflix. Should have remained as a GOAT holiday favorite

Shrek the Halls

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Merry christmas mr lawrence

Brainlet here, what movie is this

Scrooged is overlooked a lot but it was pretty neat. I know it wasn't actually the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, but the frozen old man holding a pocket watch would have been a kick-ass reimagining of it. What they ended up going with was still pretty cool though.

P2

She is absurdly attractive.

I wish was in you.

Indeed

>Up Santa's Chimney
>Rated XXX

Liev Schrieber is a tranny in it.

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

come for the loli pia zadora, stay for the -

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there is no reason to stay.

Has the obscure Rachel Nichols poster come to bless the season with pics and webms?

My family watches this every year it's a fantastic film

Have you been a good goy user?

Kino in every sense of the word

FUCKING AMERICANS

All American Christmas Carol
Taryn manning stars in white trash retelling of Scrooge

that scene from amityville pls

Tim Burton's sets looked better back then too.

tits

You realize the movie you are using in your case to show "constant" remakes is almost a decade old.

Wouldn't you get electrocuted if you tried this?

her fappening stuff was the greatest gift ever

Sorry don't have it.

>wood conducts electricity

Reminder to newfags, Christmas movies are intentionally made to subvert the real meaning of Christmas because Jews feel they are the "chosen people" and get off watching scantily clad fresh-off-the-Burbank-bus white shiksas die and get fucked on a Christian holiday. Reminder that these "films" seem like junk but consume countless hours of countless lives that stack up over a decade or more thus lowering national morale, by design. Watch Rick Steve's European Christmas PBS special to realize what we are losing by the hour. This content is destroying us and films as an artistic medium of well-meaning expression. Porn that literally wants you dead.

Santa Claus doesn't exist, and god does not care for you.

Christmas is actually just a hijacking of Pagan celebration anyway by the Popes way back when.
No one truly knows when Jesus was born. Just celebrate his life if you care about him, and it doesn't need to be Christmas.

There are neverending television adaptations too.

Anti-ironically this.

UK has just as many of those

Israel exists and says God gave the land to it. People with zealous allegiance to Israel make perverted Christmas movies to distance viewers from intellectual and spiritual enjoyment of a national holiday. Fact. Shitting on Christians in your nation while silently supporting a theocratic ethno state in the Middle East, who we fight illegal wars for, is the definition of hypocrisy.

Well yeah the UK is the home of Dickens and the stories he told.

They don’t, literally everyone that isn’t a contrarian fag agrees you only need Scrooge and the muppet version. That’s it

Where are the Hannukah and Passover themed slasher movies with big-tit Jewish actresses then? You'd think Harvey Weinstein and his ilk would produce them by the ton.

So you are bitching about the quantity.
You are bitching about cultural appropriation

>getting distracted by potential errors when watching an 11/10 in a lowcut dress

The axe had a rubber handle

>tfw someone got paid to do this

>Christmas is actually just a hijacking of Pagan celebration anyway by the Popes way back when.
No, that's a meme.
>No one truly knows when Jesus was born
Christmas is a celebration of Christ's birth, what specific day he was born on is irrelevant

>You are bitching about cultural appropriation

America in a nutshell. Fuck all original ideas.

And what is this movies' title? Feels like im in a webm thread on Sup Forums where everyone posts his obscure unknown games without mentioning the title only to gain (you)s.

This. A lot of mensches on benches itt.

P2
> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P2_(film)

Reindeer games? Surviving Christmas? This board really is just abunch of tasteless man children

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What's this from?

>having a Rachel thread without me
guize plz
here you go

Her one-episode cameo in Witches of East End

Schindlers List

Yes it was

She actually retweeted a bunch of people the other day who were talking about how this was their big Christmas movie

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Name of kino?

literally in the filename

I don't know whether to fap or fall in love.

mmmmm

Do both

Fucking BASED Rachel Nichols poster.

never seen this one before - the underboob here is sublime

It's from her 2003 Stuff/Maxim shoot, along with the bikini in the jungle stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=C2s_9Cx4AG4

Wes Bentley is /ourguy/

Nope, her tits were kinda disappointing after all those years of teasing

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Certainly not for me

well I guess I'm using my xmas fap on her

Merry Xmas Fap!

Only a porn addicted virgin could have seen those perfect tits and been disappointed.