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I forgot to put in the crystals

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the next time you're watching this movie, pay attention to the pile of cheese when Napoleon calls Kip from the nurses office

Is this from Napoleon Dynamite, or secret footage of Episode IX where Rey is trying to fix Luke's lightsaber?

One of the best movies of all rime

Its a sledgehammer

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/ourguy/

I’M SORRY BUT I’M JUST THINKING OF THE RIGHT WORDS TO SAY
>I promise

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kek

Failed chad

>BEEN THE WHO NOW, WE GOT IT JUMPING THROUGH FIRE
>HEAVY GO IN THE GUADA JALARRA
>ARE YOU GONNA DROP THE BOMB OR NOT?

Are you Pedros cousins with all the sweet hookups?

>TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF

sí mone

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This movie has such a based soundtrack

Did it work?

one of the best endings. makes me feel more than most muh feels endings.

I put this on every time im about to jerk off before work in the morning.

*blocks your doorway

>It's a piece of crap, it didn't work!

your mom goes to college

>I could've told you that

>tfw the "your mom goes to college" line is from some guy yelling it out in a trucker bar and starting a massive brawl

Essential early-aughts kino

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>Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack!

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My sister caught that the first time we watched the movie.

>used to regard this movie as just a dumb fun indie comedy
>now it gives me such feels
Why?

Successful chad?

>tfw no cute and creative gf

>girls only like guys with skills

you wish your life could be so simple

This dude is setting himself up to be a failed Chad. He delights in nothing but bullying and that Stacy he's with isn't gonna stick with him.

Shocks...pegs...lucky

man can you imagine the stank on that cunt?

wanna watch me throw a mountain over them footballs

hey i saw you post this in a different thread. whats goin on big guy?

bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

grab my arm. the other arm. my other arm.

break the wrist. walk away.

4u

yass

A continuity error? Oh, big deal

based stankposter

he shreds the entire thing into a huge pile in like 5 seconds

it would be nice if you could pull me into town

kek I can hear it

Are we just supposed to not find this grill cute or what? Because she's super cute. I'd buy a few bracelets from her so she could go to college desu.

No error. The chips are rearranged in every single shot

>movie sums up my highschool and old hometown
fuck me m8

One of my absolute favorite lines.
>not the 24 pack I said the 12 pack you're just gonna have to learn to mix and match!

Now I'm gonna give you once chance, one chance people, give me your best move.

why do I hate movies with this sort of feel like juno but like this one?

Napoleon Dynamite is funny and fairly self-aware in its exaggerated portrayal of middle American life.

Juno was just some flick capitalizing on late 2000s indie culture

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gets the girls back
Hilary duffs sister was totally a lesbian with her best friend

DANG IT

>he waves at someone off camera
>as the camera passes by there's actually fucking no one there
Why is this movie so dense and magical?

>Who are you gonna ask?
>That girl over there.
>Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?
>Build her a cake or something.

mfw the absolute madman actually built her a cake

He doesn't even bully anyone in the movie desu
Even when Napoleon spazzes out with the flyer, he just laughs it off

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Can't help but think that any other movie would've set up Kip as being catfished or worse. But this actually follows through and is good because of it. Anything else would've rung hollow or forced

does it work?lmao

This movie lacked cynicism, which was nice and refreshing.

Such a qt

who says he wasn't? Kip was so resilient and optimistic that he would turned any normie setback around including marrying some big black bootied bitch and start wearing bling and a do rag. Can't trip the Kip.

The only way out would be death, not through violence or malice but by way of sheer naivety and commitment to a task - like running electricity through your brother's nutsack while trying to time travel.

YOU'VE POSTED IN AT LEAST 2 OTHER THREADS, ONE BEING THE FOOT FETISH ONE

While you were playing patty cake with your friend pedro your uncle Rico is making 120 bucks

Genuine wife material

Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter of a mile

where are the gold bracelets?

I like it because it reminds me of when I grew up in Utah so much.

Where do you live now?

(((Hollywood)))

>mumbles incoherently in your direction

Just don't look up what she looks like now.

nigga was talking about finding arrowheads

open your ears

it's true

why do white women age like milk?

Is she a lesbo?

Yeah, no one knew what the fuck he was saying until subtitles came around on the DVD

>grew up in a 4k population town in Wisconsin
>even going into the 2000s everyone still looked like the 70's and 80's

This movie appealed to me a lot.

Nigga I said don't!

I caught you a delicious bass

yeah it makes me happy

Is this the most quotable movie of all time?

Still looks great.

There is something so incredibly wholesome and innocent abiut the American midwest. One of the freat things about this film was it's setting and the shots of just endless grass and fields

Pedro Sanchez offers you his protection

>There is something so incredibly wholesome and innocent abiut the American midwest

In the abstract maybe. If you zero in with your focus it gets harder and harder not to notice the amounts of weird, exotic crime that occur in it.

grandma just called. she said you should go home because you're ruining everybody's lives and eating all the steak.

it's a free country, i can do whatever i want

Why are you so sweaty

honestly a lot better than I expected, she just needs to ditch the stupid haircut/dye

*takes a quick swig of knock off Gatorade*

Wouldn't stop me.

Mike Judge kino. Between this and Office Space and to King of the Hill Judge makes art that is honest and doesn't try to undercut or disassociate it's honest portrayal of flawed pathetic characters with acerbic and biting cynicism by cheap sarcasm in the form of debasing and ingratiating humour..

Judge just portrayed people as they are and then let their interactions elicit humour, even if that was in the form of hyperbolic turn of events through a cast of somewhat caricatures who, in real life, wouldn't be as lucky or as successful as they are. Yet in this imagining Judge finds the magic of his storytelling; his potrayal of higher and more noble themes like loyalty, resilience and the pursuit of truth and one's beliefs seem to be organically drawn from these larger than life characters who do not run the risk of seeming hamfisted or cheesy as is with most storytelling these days which needs a sarcastic undermining quip and a sardonic wry smile to save a poorly developed character or cast of characters who cannot stand on the strength of their own development.

Judge's humour isn't for the judgemental (prdon the pun) or the unforgiving or the young and brash - but for those who have seen the breadth and depth of life, and see themselves beyond an identity caught in politics or creed or race, he is able to capture that which is quintessentially human in all of us.

Why do white people like this movie so much?

It was a joke, not an error.

Cause nigs can't relate to stories from the midwest