"I'm going to need to suit back!"

>"I'm going to need to suit back!"

He's not going to make Peter strip right there on the spot right? I hope we don't have to see Tom Holland's glistening toned sun-kissed nubile twink body in IMAX. Because that would be terrible.

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Huh? Who would've think Uncle Tony was related to uncle Cosby.

>"Okay, let me get home and change and I'll mail it back to you..."
>"No, Peter. I want the costume here and now. If I give you the chance, you will probably make a duplicate of your suit before you give it back."

haha

But we already see him do that in the trailer.

>The uncut version is Tony forcing Peter to take off the suit then filling him with webbing

There's gonna be a lot of questionable porn after this movie.

"Kid. Upgrade. Now."
"Again? But you just 'upgraded' me yester--"
"Now."
"O-okay uncle Tony..."

Come on, it isn't like Bryan Singer is directing it.

Doesn't matter, the porn will still be made.

It's the law of the universe.

The suit looks like shit anyways. Good riddance.

What if Spidey refuses and Tony has to wrestle Peter and force the suit off? Then in the middle of the struggle Peter screams "no Daddy!" and they both finally realize Tony is the Daddy Peter was looking for?

>Tom Holland
>Not on the bottom

>Ant Man shows up
>Well that was awkward!
>laugh track

>He might be your father, but he ain't your daddy.

>Shut up and don't say a fucking word to your aunt

>If you're nothing without the suit, you're gonna have to just get down on your knees and blow this cock. Pepper left me Peter, and this cock has been lonely for a LONG TIME"

...

"B-But Mr. Stark, what about Colonel Rhodes?"

"Take off the mask and open your mouth"

why the fuck does it have black lines outlining his ass?

godfuckingdamn it, OP. Why you torture me this way?

It's bad enough Tom will never do a shirtless lapdance for me in our bedroom that now I have to live knowing I'll never see him being forcefully stripped against his will

THE KIDS
THEY LISTEN TO THE THWIP
THAT GIVES THEM THE SPIDER DAMAGE
WITH THE POWER AND RESPONSIBILITY
AND THE PIZZA TIME
SO THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HEROING IS ALL ABOUT
YA SEE?!

Now all I'm gonna imagine is Spider-Man giving Darkseid a lapdance.

"We don't just give away Avengers memberships. Start suckin', boy. I'm gonna call you Pepper."

"Wear this wig too."

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