Seriously

What the FUCK was his problem?

He was fine. Ahhnald was the one with the problems.

He was murdered by his crazy wife

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All he wanted was the cookie recipe

This.

Why was Arnold so ass blasted that he really enjoyed his Wife's cookies? It's a compliment.

Self-entitled beta male trying to worm his way into the arms of the wife of a chad who’s got better things to do than constantly be at his wife’s beck and call, such as tracking down the last action figure in the city that his kid wants while whooping up on mulatto postmen.

What did Arnold get his wife?

A solid dicking

Plenty of presents under the tree at the house during home scenes, plus a fat dicking from that Mr. Universe cock. She throws herself at him after seeing that he went as far as becoming turboman to make their son happy.

:(

>Jingle All the Way is my favorite Christmas movie

His irl wife was a super cunt

>Dingle all Da way is for childwen. Chwistmas Moby is fer childwen. SkupaHewo. WHERE IS SKUPAHEWO

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>tfw both Farley and Hartman dead during your childhood
My 8 year old mind was not ready

Andy Dick giving his wife drugs

so from this i gather that she came up to him as he was sleeping, shot him once in the forehead with the gun pressed right up against it, then shot him once more from close range right in the side of the jaw/mouth then another time in the arm, crazy bitch

Blonde hair, blue eyes girls with bangs are fucking nuts.

Based Lovitz beating down that smug cunt.

>SNL 40th anniversary special
>remembering those we've lost segment
>Jon Lovitz's name comes up
>cuts to Jon in the audience looking like "what the fuck"
Best part of the whole thing.

This guy was an allegory for male feminists.