Literally what the fuck

Literally what the fuck

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No torrent
No discussion on this board
Now fuck off

>it's fine when it's Beauty and the Beast

How can white bois even compete?

FISHED

>GILLED*

Pokemon fanfic
Misty and the frogpokemon ninja dude

Are we going to see more of these "Taken by bigfoot" fanfic types make it to big screen?

>get told you're not doing the new Creature from the Black Lagoon
>say fuck you, I'm doing my own anyway
>get critical acclaim
>probably going to get a bunch of awards

That studios face right fucking now.

Sushi-suckers on suicide watch

Still waiting for screencaps of Sally Hawkins' nude scene.

But the movie bombed financially. Studio doesnt give a shit about awards if the movie doesnt even make back what it cost

Y-yeah, I bet they feel stupid, huh?

It's not often a film maker gets to make the movie he wants to make instead of something that will certainly make bank for the studio.

And people wonder why there's no original or creative movies from Hollywood. Enjoy ep IX.

Im not watching del tacos movie

I'm a degenerate, but this fishman on human woman is kinda gross, if I'm honest, not going to watch this flick even though I like Del Taco

Why did Guillermo want to make Abe Sapien porn?

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I didn't even know the film came out, I haven't seen any new trailers so assumed it was months away from the release.

Also isn't it a romance movie with way too many special effects?

So how's the sex scene? Do we get to see tits and ass?

Maybe some bush?

Welcome to the water

crimson peak was fucking good

>original
>creative
>fishman fucky

I don't know. Why don't you ask him?

I wouldn't say too many, it's just a dude in cosplay

I came into this thread expecting Sup Forumstards to be whining about degeneracy or something being forced by jews. I am sorely disappointed desu

Is the torrent out yet? This didn't show in my country

You don't see any actual sex but she you do see her tits and ass a few times. She also masturbates in the tub. Good movie. See it in theaters.

watch win best picture

That's because no one's seen it, it does have a pretty blatant narrative where all the protagonists are minorities and the villain is Le Nationalist WASP Suburbanite Man

Also, why are del Toro's Mexican characters always super dark actors with really stereotypical personalities and wacky accents? It's like he's working out some self-loathing complex.

Fuck you. I liked this movie

Gibbs me qt mute skinny gf

>The Shape of Water is this year’s most offensive queer exploitation. Del Toro’s sexual analogies begin with Sally Hawkins masturbating to an egg-timer. It’s a metaphor for fanboy adolescence—a key to the film’s story of repression and oppression that turns into bestiality, literally a wet dream that sentimentalizes gayness.

>Elisa’s romance with an amphibious creature called the Asset by government scientists during the film’s Cold War-era setting, recalls the ‘80s monster movie parody Swamp Thing. Happy about fucking a virtual fish, Elisa cries, “He doesn’t see what I lack. He takes me for what I am.” Yet, her use of the word “lack” is not semiotic lingo but part of del Toro’s clueless idea that queerness is a deficiency.

>Even when del Toro shifts into a disruptive musical fantasy sequence where mute Elisa sings, he lacks the camp sense to make the irony powerful rather than corny. His sci-fi twerpiness takes the gay affinity for movie culture (the transference of hidden emotion that Terence Davies uses so effectively in The Long Day Closes) and gets it wrong. Elisa sings “You’ll Never Know,” the same Alice Faye tune that Martin Scorsese used in Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore in his contrast of traditional pop culture to rock 'n' roll revolution. But del Toro rolls back gay pop insight.

>There’s no revolution when these movies use queerness to prop up rickety, formulaic stories. Separating gays from the rest of humanity, simply by highlighting oppression is unhelpful. Del Toro’s “minority” characters are threatened by a typical white racist hetero male (Frankensteinian Michael Shannon, seen brutally fucking his submissive wife) which merely flips another oppressive cliché. It’s ironic for an era that pretends to champion diversity. We can no longer afford to see our opponent as evil without examining the humanity we share. These sexual fantasy movies exploit queerness for cheap thrills.

He's not wrong, but it was still better than Avatar

I second this. Sally Hawkins is secretly top tier waifu material. She was topless in a movie called All or Nothing. Also fuck you Sup Forums for not letting me post the link.

>tfw SHAD THUNDERCOD steals all the mute qts

REEEEEEE

How many people actually watched this?

Probably the same amount of people that watched Lady In the Water.

Less than ten people in the theater when I saw a 7pm Saturday showing

This has been THE year for movies with ultra retarded plots

wew

>gremlinerno del tora
sorry not watching, I dont hate white people

hahahha

Only a few cinemas in America are even showing it. Worldwide release isn't even til feb.

>del taco thinks about white women fucking fish

>Taco del Mar

Is it, dare I say, pottery?

>tfw no Sally Hawkins gf

Was it good? Thinking if seeing it tonight

I honestly don't know why but I've had a crush on her since I saw her in Godzilla. She looks cute somehow, and very attainable. She looks like she has a personality, like you'd actually enjoy talking to her instead of just having her around to dump you loads in.

hey, lets make an R rated musical love story between some deaf chick and the fucking creature from the black lagoon. thats what audiences want to see

>How does her romance with an amphibious monster, captured for government experimentation during the Cold War, express the thwarted desires of U.S. citizens whose ancestors were oppressed? Why is her protective co-worker a sassy and stoic black woman (Octavia Spencer) with a Stepin Fetchit husband? Why is her best friend a gay artist (Richard Jenkins) who is scared of expressing his own sexuality? Why does her nemesis, a security official at the science lab (Michael Shannon), stand in for white supremacist bigotry?

Damn right, brother! When does the next Disney™ production come out? It's gonna be awesome!

Where are the human male and female monster movies?

I can hate generic blockbusters and pretentious movies with dumb premises. Its not either or

She seems adorable in every way youtu.be/-LwiiGjZHKA

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>audience: completely silent

Japan.

Del Toro is a massive *no pun intended* cuck

It had a limited release and despite looking forthe release for months I didn't know when it would play until the week before.

Del Toro doesnt own the liscence to legends monster movies or w/e

Its a sensible adaptation of "The Creature from the Black Lagoon" placing a reason for the monster and his constant obsession with carrying or stealing women by his take of a romance. This is all my opinion but the first thing i thought

excellent counter argument kylo

One of my Top 5's of this year.

THIS IS WHAT DELTERO DID INSTEAD OF PR2. FUCK YOU!

Splice?
Or whatever that was called

i saw it in theaters.

it was a fantastic film

del toro at the top of his game

Oh boy, yet another "the real monster is humanity all along" del taco movie.

FISHED!

I'm being forced to see it this afternoon.

This is what get for boycotting Star Wars; a faggy, social justice, FISHED-flick.

I just want you to know that I appreciated the pun, it was very good if you know fish.

the mummy

There it is.

>This is what get for boycotting Star Wars
An amazing movie you won't regret watching and fish sex

>Why is her protective co-worker a sassy and stoic black woman
Because the main character is a mute and you need her partner to be a character that needs little to know reason to talk otherwise the movie becomes too silent. A sassy black woman fits that bill perfectly.

I usually love Armond, and I hated Shape of Water, but this is stupid as fuck. It's a self-righteous sex fantasy from an ugly wetback trollman, but the only gayness in it is in service of tokenism. Armond has fully outed himself as self-obsessed to the point of delusion. Pathetic fucking conservative faggot. I finally see that yes, he's just another black person, obsessed with being a victim, only since he's an gay intellectual black man, he's also okay with feeling victimized by black society at large. He just went straight from being one of the critics whose opinion I was most interested in to complete irrelevance in one review.

>SHAD

>SHAD THUNDERCOD

10/10

>Hellboy spin off

>original

fuck off

Won't be allowed to exist unless the female monster looks almost human.

wide release isnt until february, at least in europe

Beowulf

>>/d/

this movie would have been better it it was human male/monster female.

prove me wrong.

I liked it a lot. All of the characters felt complex and experienced growth/development by the time the movie ended. There were some thing I thought were downright retarded but they weren't enough to deter me from the movie's charm. The art direction and Michael Shannon are my favorite things about it. It's GDTs best movie.

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This shit gave me the weirdest boner

His wife told that he fucked like a beast.

SAUCE

Where are the male monster on male monster movies

Neonomicon
it's shit

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does del taco rips off everything?
i can't hate him he made puss in boots tho

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>Are we going to see more of these "Taken by bigfoot" fanfic types make it to big screen?

Only if it's a guy doing a female monster.

> 2017
> still no "$lay the Dragon$" movie

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they're triggered that she's white

Obv.
What's is racing compared to RACE MIXING !?

is this movie sad?

i dont want to feel sad

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Before I bother, can I jerk off to this?