What do you think elves smells like?

What do you think elves smells like?

Lavender and metal

cotton candy

The hand soap they use at Outback

Jews.

Wet dogs.

salty milk and coins

Burnt peanut butter

lemongrass and stale piss

My brazilian cum

Pine, obviously.

JUST WHAT WAS SHE DOING IN THAT CHOLO NEIGHBOURHOOD ANYWAY?

Doing tricks on the hombres?

Food

I see what you did there, user. Every other person in this thread didn’t, but I got it.

Maple. Their pussies smell like grass but taste like cherry pie

Yeah warhammer is such an obscure franchise

Lilacs and sliver

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Ahaha. But you will get purged too.

food?

pusy

>tfw Slaanesh is replaced by a fucking rat in Fantasy

I bet her bush smells like roses

>I see what you did there, user. Every other person in this thread didn’t, but I got it.

Are you trying to say that Elves don't have a right to defend themselves? Orcs are violent people. Elves didn't ask to live here near Orcs. They are forced to. They try to make the best of a bad situation. They have a right to defend themselves from the aggressive Orcs.

What is this from?

bright starring will smith on netflix

what rock you been living under

So why did the critics hate this movie so much?
Is it really just drinking too much sock juice and muh insensitive racial themes?

Are there female giants in it? Asking for a friend haha

I am a Yuropoor without Netflix
Cut me some slack

I liked the brief exchange where Noomi had the girl pinned down and started tearfully begging her to reconsider her rebellious behavior and come back to the cult so she wouldn't have to kill her. That tiny bit of characterization really gave you a feel for how crazy and emotionally warped the villain was; it's too bad that was all we got.

>people actually watched that mess
lmao

>mess
It was a completely competent cop movie, made interesting with the addition of fantasy themes.
No part of it can be honestly described as a mess.

Putrescence. They are filthy knife-ears!

kek

Cinnamon and cinder

daffodils

Gasoline

slaneesh eats elves souls

you can find torrents easy enough

WHAT

The horned rat replaces Slaanesh as the fourth Chaos god. Slaanesh is MIA after the cataclysm during the age of Sigmar.
Also Archaeon is practically the fifth chaos god at this point.

oh wow a studio shill hating the idea of straight to streaming movies is shitting on an average movie.

Yes Goy, run along to the theater with all the fat people breathing heavily, the kids screaming and the blacks yelling "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU LOLOLOL." But only after you pay 15.35 sheckles + tip.

No.

>age of Sigmar.

Noomi Rapace looked fucking great in that movie, I think she awoke something in me with those eyes, hair and suit

>has no tits
>yet they are saggy

How

Like bags of sands

>L O N D O N
>2017

>watch What Happened to Monday
>one of the virgin sisters bangs a dude
>that weird ass body and tits she has

Shes definitely got some elfen shit going on before the makeup even went on.

Fuck off you dishonest shill. I told you already to rethink your life and find a better job than this. How do you feel at night ? You should be ashamed

i'm not him but
>someone doesn't like that movie so that makes him a shill
Are you retarded?

She's 37, tits do that with age

>Hating the based HORNED RAT

stay seething

Like Mt Doom and Gandalfs Staff and eagle pusy

Elves always smell like fruits and onion because they look humanoid

this

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The horned rat is based. For a rat. But in the end, mankind has only one answer to deliver. Death to the enemies of the Emperor. Simple folks but spot on. Unless love can bloom.

Feces and glitter glue.

Its diversity. And it's beautiful. #openborders4gondor