How did they get away with this?

How did they get away with this?

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because its a kids show and no kid would even see that shit. i didnt even see it until you pointed it out.

>Rose Quartz keeps garbage up her cunt

But then some fell out and she named it Steven.

it's a hand tho

even if technically true, that's not how it's presented in that episode
hell, Steven uses a key to penetrate the lock at the center

that`s barely a reference
that you`d have trouble getting away with

>"WELCOME COLD HANDED ONES"

those aren't knees, user
those are knuckles

The way he yelled M-MOM???? at it made me think that Steven also considered them to be Rose's two giant pink legs.

Then he stuck his key into her pussy and found his aborted twin sister.

Does that mean Steven penetrated his mom?

Emerald confirmed!

Because that's not where the pussy goes. It would have been underground unless your penis is located on your belly button

But what about an asexual alien rock pussy?

Greg would have to be asexual then

He is he's mum

>Steven finds a giant metaphor in the desert

>straight up stealing a Touhou girl
HOW THE FUCK DOES SUCROSE GET AWAY WITH IT?!!!!

Because they're ripping off Evangelion.

So it was masterbation

i odnt see any problem ther.i dont really understand these kind of posts

>those are knuckles

I'm sure that's what Sugar told the Standards people when they complained.

The whole show is lesbian pandering, the censors havent pick up on it yet, theyre not going to

Oedipus 2: the return of bad situations

>lesbian pandering

>a boy using a huge phallic key to open a vagina-door

>lesbian

Are you sure you know how lesbians work?

That's pink diamonds hand ship, buried in the desert

Actually, it's Rose Quartz using a large phallic object to open up Pink Diamond's vagina-door

>Sugar made it a hand-ship and did the secret vagina reference all so that it could be a moose knuckle joke that makes it past Standards

This is the work of a mastermind.

>Rose Quartz and Pink Diamond were lovers
Fuck. That's going to happen, isn't it.

Underrated

It's going to be that Rose wanted to get all up in Pink's clamshell, but Pink and Blue were an item so Rose murdered Pink out of jealousy.

Well Pink Diamond did create the entire Rose Quartz line to be her companions/guards.

Its literally the only reason they've survived unshattered, because Blue Diamond refuses to throw away anything of hers.

>Dicks: hurr hurr funny
>Vags: THAT'S SHAMEFUL REEEEEE!!!

Someday people will be able to draw vags as much as people draw dicks for comedy. I welcome this.

By that logic you're penetrating a lock every single time you put a key in one.

Yeah, I'm a stud.

Pfft... I've seen better

>Rose kills Pink Diamond
>then steals the key to Pink's house and fills the place with garbage

Ice cold.

metaphorically, yes

steven is such a baby that he fucking went back to his mothers womb

Is Steven visiting pumpkin hill?

No we had that episode earlier

This logic actually helped King Louis XVI. He was really pathetic in bed. Like 7 years of being too scared of sex.

>Dicks: hurr hurr funny
said literally no one ever.
go to bed Schumer.

Nobody has to say it. It's even a joke in the Sup Forums banners and everywhere else when it comes to immature/crude comedy. Once there's a vag joke, all hell breaks loose like it's a horrible sin to mention.

UPVOTE

no one thinks dick jokes are funny, no matter how many times people vaguely mention how they supposedly exist.

>no one thinks dick jokes are funny
No user. YOU don't think dick jokes are funny.

>NO REALLY user, DICK HUMOR IS SO MAINSTREAM IT'S EVERYWHERE
>I CAN'T REALLY THINK OF AN EXAMPLE BUT TRUST ME
did you ever think people just didn't like your Netflix special?

>Mainstream
It's like you totally glazed over the immature/crude comedy part.

>still can't come up with a single example of how dick humor is more accepted than pussy humor

>I CAN'T REALLY THINK OF AN EXAMPLE BUT TRUST ME
No need to look far.

literally who?

God, I just want grab her by the back of the head and ram her face into a brick wall until it's nothing but a bloody pulp.

The penis is, objectively, the funniest part of human anatomy. Put googly eyes right below the head and it becomes a little man wearing a hat.

>/co been spamming this shit all last week
>Literally who?

I don't like Sup Forums, too many redditors.

Samurai Jack? If that image is real just what the fuck.

That reminds me.
vimeo.com/30776899

Reddit is literally Sup Forums with nametags and a less hateful community, user

youtu.be/pqTdcdM38jY

>Reddit is just Sup Forums without anonymity and hate
>a car is just a plane without wings and a flightplan

>some obscure latenight adult swim show
>representative of actual comedy
next you'll be telling me that people like Tim and Eric outside its little cult.

Again, it's like people are purposely looking over the "immature/crude comedy" comment bit.

Also even greater censorship and self censorship with mods and upvotes. Plus more ad hom: "weren't you the one who posted x? How can anyone trust THIS guy's opinion!"

That's right, putting a key in a lock is a symbol of male dominance promoting rape culture.
I shouldn't have to lock my door, society should teach men not to steal!

>obscure
Newfag lurk more.

UNLIKE SONIC I DON'T CHUCKLE!

I'm not new, I know of Jack but literally no one knows about it outside of Sup Forums.
People only watch Adult Swim for Rick and Morty and ironically bad live action skits.

Vags are great tho, seeing them is always good times.
Cocks are just ugly and goofy looking veiny moleratrod things so they have that inherent gross out-comedy factor.

My cock is gorgeous tho.

It's his first day on Sup Forums, give him a break.

reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/69kqdx/stevenss_rationale_by_the_end_of_i_am_my_mom/
>His mom saves the world.
>Steven is still being a bitch about it.
What an ungrateful cunt.

Plenty of people know about Jack you dip, it was hugely popular during the first four seasons and continues to be hugely popular today.

>literally no one knows about it outside of Sup Forums.

>Phil Lamarr hangs out at the SJ subreddit
>That opening party and Q&A livestream
>Tumblr been dumping massive amount of SJ porn
>Yale University making a huge fuss over SJ

This is like a new level of blind ignorance.

Lewd

>My cock is gorgeous tho.

Post pics or GTFO

>redditor
opinion discarded.
Try talking to anyone outside of the internet about it, you won't find anyone who knows what you're talking about.
I still haven't seen a single episode of it because it looks like trash and I have only ever heard of it on Sup Forums and a few other shitty boards.

that might be a whole mech, cause you know how the diamonds travel around in spaceships shaped like arms, well what if those arms are just a smaller part of a giant mech like structure?

Are you discarding Phil Lamarr?

literally who?

>Phil Lamarr
>literally who?
get the hell out and dont come back until you appreciate one of the best voice actors ever.

GET OUT

...

>google him
>it's literally just the black guy with 2 lines from pulp fiction

>literally who?
Why the fuck are you even on Sup Forums?

L E A V E

>Phillip "Phil" LaMarr (born January 24, 1967) is an American actor, voice actor, comedian and impressionist. He was one of the original cast members on the sketch comedy series MADtv, and has had an extensive voice acting career, with major roles spanning animated series Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Futurama, Samurai Jack, Static Shock, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Ozzy & Drix, Family Guy, and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. He has also done voices for video games such as Metal Gear Solid 2 and 4, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, the Jak and Daxter series, Darksiders, Final Fantasy XII, inFAMOUS, and Dead Island. He also played the small role of Marvin in Pulp Fiction.

like i said, get the hell out until you appreciate him.

Acceptable. That's a pretty fabulous cock.

COMMIT SEPPUKU

>played all those games
>never heard of him
>watched all those shows except SJ and Static Shock
>never heard of him
>"b-but muh e-celeb is famous, for real!"
good joke

why? be specific

Because you touch yourself at night.

Specifically, you touch your harbl.

that is fucking impressive, user.

Why wouldn't they?

I legitimately fail to see how this is a big deal.

Does this mean I'm living in orgasmic sin because my door has two locks?

>some obscure latenight adult swim show
>obscure
>Samurai Jack
>Obscure
Is this post real?

>because its a kids show and no kid would even see that shit.

This. Star vs Forces of Evil had Marcos parents doing handjobs in the hot tub and encountering flashers in the Mewni trip episode.

again, no one knows about it outside of the niche market of adults who watch children's cartoons as a hobby.
We aren't representative of normal people.

Please just shut the fuck up and stop baiting
You're not winning.
Everyone here called you out.
Stop fucking baiting.

One more (You) out of you and I'm calling the cops.

how is that bait?
are you really under the impression that most people bother to watch anything but Netflix and Game of Thrones?

>no one knows about it outside of the niche market

Jack is the highest rated show on basic cable on Saturdays. That's the most competative market on American television.

But keep digging yourself that hole.