I tell you, the christmas tree will be operational as planned

[Christopher Bennett]

I tell you, the christmas tree will be operational as planned...

[Sebastian Gutierrez]

The Claus does not share your sense of optimistic appraisal of the situation.

[Nathan Hughes]

But he asks the impossible. I need more elves.

[Dylan Cook]

Then perhaps you can tell him when he delivers the presents.

[Joshua Thomas]

The Claus is coming here?

[Luke Ross]

>tfw decorated the tree last night to surprise the kids but the cat spread tinsel and glitter everywhere and broke two ornaments and I can’t even get mad about it because everybody loves the cat and how cute it is that he made a huge fuckin mess I have to clean up

[Jackson Evans]

That's correct decorator... And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of christmas spirit...

[Jordan Wood]

is this our late night imperial thread?

[Benjamin Parker]

What movie?

[Jayden Diaz]

Any pics?

And merry life day everyone.

[Noah Reed]

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Santa_Claus

[Jose Jones]

Fargo

[Jason Young]

...

[Dylan Roberts]

>easter egg article

[Chase Reyes]

We shall double our spirit.

[Sebastian Garcia]

>tfw your wife's sons care more about the cat than you

[Gavin Phillips]

I hope so decorator, for your sake. The Claus is not as forgiving with naughty children as I am.

[Easton Young]

Yes, Lord Vader. I've reached the main living room. The cookies will be placed down in moments. You may start your landing.

[Isaac Collins]

...

[Mason Gutierrez]

I remember doing stuff like this with my food, good times

[Jace Lee]

I find your lack of faith in Santa disturbing.