"IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE A BETTER RETURN ON MY TAXES"

>"IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE A BETTER RETURN ON MY TAXES"

Good joke

>"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ECONOMIC ABILITIES!"

>"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY AUDITORS"

Why didn't Vader use his health insurance to buy a better suit?

>Don't have health insurance? Better penalize you!

America is such a fucked country.

>"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY TAX WRITE OFFS"

good think Trump will sort that out when he gets rid of obummercare

>"AHHHHHHHHHHH I'M BEING LIQUIDATED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

18+

>MY ALLEGIANCE IS WITH THE BANKS, WITH (((THEM)))

Holy shit, what did he mean by this?

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY DUTCH SANDWICH

>I audited them. I audited them all. They're bankrupt. Every single one of them. And not just the CEOs, but the shareholders and employees too.

>"I have been trained in your tax evasion arts by Account Douku"

>Did you ever hear about the tragic Courscant Housing Bubble?

You were my accountant Anakin

only good one so far

>You are on the Federal Reserve board, but we do not grant you the rank of Governor

>Master Windu, I take it that CEO Grevious has filed for bankruptcy then? I must say you are here sooner than expected.
>In the name of the IRS, you are to be audited and your assets seized Creditor
>Are you threatening me, Master Auditor?
>The banks will foreclose your fate.
>I am the Banks.
>Not yet.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"I have brought investors, paid taxes and profit to my new business empire!"

>Its not a story the bankers would tell you

>New business empire?
>Anakin, look around you - You have no cashflow coming in

>"Don't make me absorb you..."

>my portfolio has doubled since the last time we met, accountant
>good, twice the profit, double the taxes

"But what was the Republic's tax policy?"

>Anny? My goodness, your stocks have grown!
>So have yours. You're more diversified. Well, for a investor I mean.
>Anny, you'll always be the little company I invested back in Tatooine.

You were meant to destroy the central bankers, not join them. You were to bring balance to the economy, not leave it in depression!

>Good... let the tax rate flow through your accounts...

>Now, pay the price for your firm's exponential growth in the last quarter!

This is getting out of hand...now there are two of them!

>So... that's how tax breaks for small companies are revoked... with thunderous applause...

>Anakin, my allegiance is to the gold standard, to specie!

God tier thread. I never understood taxes until now....

>My mentor taught me everything about the economy, even the nature of the cryptocurrencies.
>You know the cryptocurrencies?
>Anakin, if one is to understand the great economy, one must study all its aspects. Not just the dogmatic, narrow view of Bankers. If you wish to become a complete and wise investor, you must embrace a larger view of economics. Be careful of the Bankers, Anakin. Only through me can you achieve a portfolio more diverse and profitable than any Hedge Fund. Learn to know the crypto economics, and you will be able leave the wagecuck life and into lamboland.

Are you threatening me, master rabbi?

>Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so well versed in the tax code, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create shell companies.

My accounts, are they safe, are they alright?
It appears in your reckless spending you bankrupted yourself.

>it's fraud then
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Still waiting

>You mean he could--save himself from tax brackets?

make that
>I am the SEC
>not yet

Worst thread I have ever seen.

It's a penny stock sir, but it checks out

That's usury then.

>is it possible to learn this loophole?

>The ability to destroy a monopoly is insignificant next to the power of the free market.

>Not from an IRS accountant

Are you a business angel?
What?
A business angel. I've heard the Goldman Sachs traders talk about them. They live on the returns of stakeholdersr, I think. They're the most opportunistic investors in the universe.

> I owe you
>I know

UNLIMITED LENDING

>I felt a great disturbance in the markets. Its as if millions of investors cried out in terror, and were suddenly bankrupt. I fear something terrible happened.

MEESA INVEST BITCOIN

>until this battle station is fully operational we will continue to hemorrhage cash flow
>the imperial senate has approved the issuance of 1 trillion in new bonds, and the emperor has secured capital from hutt sachs
>how are we supposed to make the interest payments while rates are increasing
>darth vader: leave the central bankers to me

>Not even master yoda has a credit rating that high.

Why is Revenge of the Sith unironically the greatest and best of the Star War franchise? What makes it so perfectly kino?

Trump's tax return reform removed that mandate

this had so much potential but doesnt even compare to the lord of the ring threads

>I need an analysis of this balance sheet I'm sending you
>Wait a minute
>I need a property count
>The reading if off the chart!
>Over 20000
>Even master Yoda doesn't have a property count that high
>No banker has
>What does that mean?
>I'm not sure

>its repossession then

He could save LLCs from taxation but not his personal accounts.

>I'll try liquidating, that's good trick!

And now, young investor, you will be audited

"You wanna buy some mortgage-backed securitties?"
"You don't want to sell me mortgage-backed securitties."
"I don't wanna sell you mortgage-backed securitties."
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I wanna go home and rethink my life."
―Elan Sleazebaggano and Obi-Wan Kenobi[

Shit, this got me

Which lego movie is this from? I'd like to watch it.

Your overconfidence is your weakness
Your trust in fiat currency is yours!

Because the Lucas' script is shit and there's not much to work with

Destroying the mortgage back securities is no easy task. You must fly your fighters through several traunches of B.B. mortgages guarded by turbo lasers. There is a small exhaust port leads to the core of the security itself.

>"lord vader...these bonds are junk status"
>*force choke*
>"t-tripple A"

>From my point of view fiat is volatile!

>ethics won't save my portfolio, Padme. Only my new investors can do that.
>but at what cost? You have a solid fund, don't do this!
>I won't lose this opportunity the way I lost my company. My stocks are becoming more diversified than any other firm could ever dream of, and I'm doing it for you.

"My goodness, your assets have grown!"
"So have yours... in value I mean"

Quantitative easing ain't like balancing your checkbook, boy! Without precise calculations we could create another depression or cause another speculative buble and that would lead to hyperinflation real quick!

>It won't be long before the suits of the IRS investigate us here.
>I am investing your undisclosed income in the Mustafar real-estate market in the outer rim. It is a property tax free planet. Your assets will be safe there.

why had to buy somehting, when he was 2nd/3rd most important guy in galaxy?

>Three VAT-VATs attacking Tax Evaders Base.

...

topkek these threads

>We lost something...
>Not to worry. We're still running half a Eurozone.

>I AM THE IRS

fucking ruined

The best doctors don't work for free.

>You will pay the price for your lack of venture capital.

>your overconfidence in the eurozone is your weakness
>and your trust in commodities is yours!

The margin of return isnt SO hard
I used to bullseye my returns day-trading wampa (inc) pennystocks

YOU WERE MY DEPENDENT!!!

this cocksucker should just die

Does the Star Wars universe have cryptocurrencies?

I HATE DEPRECIATION OF MY LIMBS

Yeah but the Hutts control all of them.

I ITEMIZED YOU DEDUCTIONS!!

>He was trained in the tax avoidance arts. My only conclusion can be that it was a hedge fund manager.

I'LL GET CASUALTY LOSSES

>Join me, and we will rule the Federal Reserve as father and intern

Bitcoins will do fine.

YOU WERE TO ADJUST GROSS INCOME, NOT GET AUDITED

>customers lead to revenues, revenues lead to profits, profits lead to tax liabilities

No, they won't

>Before your involuntary insolvency, I would like your board to be my guests at the congress vote that will make this new tax regime binding. No corporation will dare oppose the IRS now.
>"The more you tighten your grip, Commissioner, the more companies will move their profits off shore".
>Not after we demonstrate the brutality of these tax relief changes!

I MODIFY ADJUSTMENT INCOME!!!

Bitcoins WILL do fine.