DUUUUDE WHAT IF WE TACKLED RACISM BUT BLACK PEOPLE ARE ORCS NOW

>DUUUUDE WHAT IF WE TACKLED RACISM BUT BLACK PEOPLE ARE ORCS NOW

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will smith is white?

where have you been?

He's a soft-metaphor for the white cop. Literally the only reason they casted him was so that it wouldn't come off as overtly racist.

Daily reminder it's #notallorcs

will smith is supposed to be a conservative guy

#FairieLivesMatter

Well considering there was actual niggers in the movie too your argument falls flat.

t. Brainlet

Not today.

I couldn't even be bothered to watch the preview of it on netflix lmao

Honorary white.

The movie's not about racism though, have you even watched it?

Sup Forums brainlets are too dumb to understand it. They took the bait hook line and sinker. Its beautiful the watch.

Dude what if we just had a Shadowrun movie

memes imitate life, life imitates memes

>you can't make a film anymore without people assuming you have a political message

This is the worat aspect of this timeline.

>israel

i think you mean saudi arabia. look at almost all the past military actions the us has done in the past 10 years, its resulted in a negative for israel. its why the media is trying to paint israel as a racist bigoted society now while worshiping hamas and palestine, israel and the us deepstate friendship are over .

La Creatura

il Monstruo

Estados unidos del ORCOS

but orcs are likeable.

lmao

>rich, gay, hollywood
Yes, possibly even jewish

your thread is dead Ward
>b..buh..but my shit
shitpost yeah, why do you think I repost ?

No they hated the orcs because they sided with the dark lord like a millennia ago

>Orcs - hard working, see value in employment - have a common goal to a greater objective
>black people
I'm confused OP, please clarify.

>>israel
>i think you mean saudi arabia
Same thing

If anything, the orcs are eastern Europeans.

But the movie isn't about race, it just borrows some visual cues from the real world for shorthand.

>falling for the outrage and giving godawful "reviews" clicks/watching a shitty fucking netflix movie
it's like this board is full of retarded children
wait

The jew cries out as he strikes himself

Haha imagine being a professional film "critic" and thinking like this

LMAO

>and its beautiful the watch.

Buzzfeed clickbait readers quite literally end up mimicking the garbage the swallow, interesting.

Imagine being this dumb

I like how orcs are metal fans

Everyday I pray that someone blows Will Smith's brains out. He is a horrible actor and a race baiter. Most of his movies are him trying to fuck with a blonde woman. It's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. His pursuit of happiness film is utter dog shit. I hate everything about him.

I don't know where he is, but I hope he has a terrible life and dies of a massive stroke.

And I hate faggots who mass-quote.

yeah.. why'd his wife have to be blonde white woman and his kid be a halfsie in this movie? weird now that you mention it.. honestly didn't think any thing of it but he really does date/marry white women in every movie he's in

>Call out ((((elves))))
>This happens

Already did it

>past military actions the us has done in the past 10 years, its resulted in a negative for israel
>destroyed Saddam's regime
>economic sanctions on Iran
>destabilized Syria by allowing allowing a proxy enemy to be created to fight it
Yeah, you don't understand Middle Eastern geopolitics.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Clean_Break:_A_New_Strategy_for_Securing_the_Realm

>A Clean Break: A New Strategy for Securing the Realm (commonly known as the "Clean Break" report) is a policy document that was prepared in 1996 by a study group led by Richard Perle for Benjamin Netanyahu, the then Prime Minister of Israel.[1] The report explained a new approach to solving Israel's security problems in the Middle East with an emphasis on "Western values." It has since been criticized for advocating an aggressive new policy including the removal of Saddam Hussein from power in Iraq and the containment of Syria by engaging in proxy warfare and highlighting its possession of "weapons of mass destruction"

Pearle would later work as Bush Jr.'s Sec. of Defense Board and would supply the false report regarding WMDs. Every last Middle East military action has been for Israel.

huffpost.com/us/entry/1910094

>WASHINGTON, Sept 24 (Reuters) - U.S. billionaire casino magnate Sheldon Adelson has set a new record in political donations by giving $70 million to help Republicans in the 2012 elections, nearly triple the previous highest amount, according to news outlet Politico on Monday.

Adelson is a giga-zionist and one of the richest men in Murrica.

Well here's a blast from the past.

>In this futuristic cop show, the Newcomers are aliens from the planet Tencton whose spaceship, a SLAVE ship, crash-landed in the Mojave Desert in the early '90s.

The elves were kikes lmao. Based bright naming the jew

is it a remake?

It's nothing special but I enjoyed it as your standard buddy cop film in a fantasy setting, Would watch a sequel.

It's like a low-tech Shadowrun

PURGE ALL THE GREENSKINS

>thought the on the nose racism analogy was cringey
>still enjoyed it just for the world it established of mystical things like elves and orcs and ancient dark lords all being part of our regular world and history
anyone else do the same?

>Good god, so orcs are UKRAINIAN and BELORUSSIAN in origin?!

>On the other hand, the orcish language, later called Bodzvokhan, would have a lot of borrowings from Russian due to the orcs' [fabricated] history. Most came originally from the Pripet Marshes, before coming to America in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.

pcmag.com/news/358077/inside-the-fantasy-languages-of-netflixs-bright

>The Pinsk Marshes (Belarusian: Пiнcкiя бaлoты, Pinskiya baloty), also known as the Pripet Marshes (Belarusian: Пpыпяцкiя бaлoты, Prypiackija baloty) and the Rokitno Marshes, are a vast natural region of wetlands along the forested basin of the Pripyat River and its tributaries from Brest to the west to Mogilev to the northeast and Kiev to the southeast. It is one of the largest wetland areas of Europe. The city of Pinsk is one of the most important in the area.

Honestly this movie would have worked better with someone like Josh Brolin instead of Will Smith as his partner.

Brill Shmitt

If Orcs are black people then what are the gangbangers on Smith's neighbor front yard at the beginning of the movie?

>the movie is widely panned and heavily criticized by SJWs and the progressive left as a whole for its overt racism toward niggers and spics
>OP trying to trigger Nazi LARPers into a meltdown with his made up bullshit

No, faggot. This is literally /ourmovie/.

go to bed, Zoe Quinn

Looks like the average Amerimutt to me.

seriously asking who looks at this type of art and thinks it's cool? it's such a tacky aesthetic.

I can smell the awful grease coming from you just from this post

It's gritty and decaying, a hallmark of the 80s and where people thought life was headed

>actors get a say in casting
Holy shit dude you must be high as fuck

We were actors.

Independence Day

i fucking hate these hipster faggots in charge of making new millennial shows!

LOL

as a white guy i would care more about racism towards orcs then i do black people.

>WE WUZ ORCS N SHIT

Orcs are way too advanced to be compared to niggers. Orcs are more like Arabs.

>it's such a tacky aesthetic.
It may be, but it was also THE aesthetic of fantasy until very recently.

Doctors and educators.>a hallmark of the 80s and where people thought life was headed
They were right

What if, What if the orcs are Orcs.
Nobody like them in Lord of the rings. All this is, is a time skip to present day in Lord of the rings verse.

Better version

la creatura...

It's ten times better than the greased up half finished concept art the majority pump out nowadays.

t. Mouseketeer
How come the day this movie came out a bunch of articles hyping up Disney's streaming service came out too?

The most bad film I ever saw, I fucking cringed at the god awful dialogue and the nature of the film. Never liked orcs ir elves anyway.

4,5/10 flick.
Shit cringy dialogue, cliche, cringy moments, bad shit music, orcs=niggers.
Also fuck Landis, never watched his cancerous shit films before and never will.

so is this just Training day but with Orc/aliens?

I haven't seen this yet, but since the orcs are unironically supposed to be the equivalent of oppressed minorities, are the elves portrayed like the stereotypical gready and exclusive jew?

>I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. I just don’t trust coincidences.

I meant greedy...

Yes, hence why critics are bashing it.

>Awful dialogue
Provide examples

Yes.

Is it forbidden to talk about racism?

You didn’t watch that garbage flick??

All the exchanges between Jacoby and Will Smith were so stale it felt like they were both talking to green screens.

>muh palestine! take in 1500 billion rapeugees!

still buttmad about the Jerusalem thing ehhh

>All the exchanges between Jacoby and Will Smith were so stale it felt like they were both talking to green screens.

no they weren't

it was an okay cop movie with a neat fantasy element

stop whining faggots

Ooohh, that would also explain why they're now diggin up this story about the scriptwritter being a horrible human being or something because he gave advice to some chick online about not getting into toxic relationships. Lmao, is this supposed to be the new standard for sexual harassment?

Orcs at least have decent music taste.

Why does Sup Forums desperately wants to like Bright? Its a shit flick that belongs in trashcan.

Will Smith can't act.

>blockbuster
Uh-huh

I think its being shilled here tbqh senpai. It is shit.

It was Fun

But you're wrong kid...

no

Kill yourself. Nobody likes this dumb unnecessary mass quoting

He looks Swedish.

But the orcs were A) factually, as matter of fact, dumber that humans and elves B) directly responsible, by way of historically choosing to side with the Dark Lord, for their own lower place in society and C) consistently shown to be a bunch of brainless thugs whose whole culture revolved around violence. It doesn't fit the SJW agenda re: blacks at all.

You know why liberals hate this movie so bad? Because ig makes a point of highlighting how even the "oppressed" aren't above stereotyping other races. It shows a more realistic world where race relations are more complicated than just "the evil white man."

What the fuck is (((their))) problem?

straight to streaming movie threatens the entire status quo.