SUMMER LOVIN HAD ME A BLAST

>SUMMER LOVIN HAD ME A BLAST
>MY AUTISTIC SON DROWNED IN THE BATH

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
DID HE PUT UP A FIGHT?

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
HE WENT OUT LIKE A LIGHT

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TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE DID HE GO GLUG GLUG GLUG
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE DID HE GO DOWN THE PLUG

HE CLIMBED OUT HE NEARLY DROWNED
I PUSHED HIM BACK THRASHING AROUND

SUMMER SUN, SOMETHINGS BEGUN
WOULD'VE BEEN MESSY IF I USED A GUN

HE GOT SCARED HE REACHED FOR MY HAND
AS HIS LIFE CAME TO AN END

HE GOT COLDER, THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS
MY AUTISTIC SON HE HAD NO FRIENDS

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And this is how my christmas ends, giggling at song parodies about a child dying.

Is this a pasta? This is way too good

i made itv

epic, epic for the win xD

Well done. Makes me wonder how police investigate accident deaths of disabled kids.

This

Sup Forums you can be alright sometimes

'Oly fook

WHY THIS TUB IS AUTOMATIC
IT'S SYSTEMATIC
IT'S HYDROMATIC
GO GREASED WIFE'S SON GO

I kek evry tiem

Come on, dude, I'll jerk you off!

Saved. This is some good shit

The folks in this thread make me want to gas the lot of you.

Trash of society

kill yourself nigger

best thread on Sup Forums right now

You first

>t. Travolta

toasting in an epic bread

Merry Christmas Sup Forums.

i have to plan the funeral of my autistic son first

t. David Miscarriage

Don’t you have welfare to collect? NEET basement dweller?

I think he actually just hit his head on the bathtub and died after he started convulsing.

Don't you have an $1 per hour, 80 hour week ahead of you, garbage boy?

>5'11" vs 6ft

I've seen it posted multiple times sporadically over months, but it could just be the same guy making the threads

bingo

>garbage boy

Careful, you might pop a zit in that neckbeard of yours

Unless you’re an academic, shut the fuck up. I don’t talk to NEETs.

What do scientologists know about academia? They don't even go to school. That's why you're being enslaved 80 hours a week for a few dollars.

>scientologists
>that’ll show him

Now I’m certain you’re a sad NEET

Merry Christmas and have a nice day, pathetic neckbeard I’ll let you have your final comeback since that’s the only thing that gives meaning to your NEET lifestyle

LOL'd at the mental gymnastics scientologists go through when confronted with their brainwashing.

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keep sperging

Samefag, what’s the matter? Not getting any attention from the outside world?

UNI SCHOOL DROPOUT
NO GRADUATION DAY FOR YOU
UNI SCHOOL DROPOUT

DROWN MY SON IN THE BATHTUB
THIS IS HIS FINAL REEEEE
ASPHYXIATION
NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY SON DIES SCREAMING

>scientologist discussing the "outside world"
What would Xenu do in this case?

Fuck u, I do it for free.

I don’t really get why you keep calling me a scientologist, you surely are aware that I’m not John Travolta? Or is your IQ that low?

>UNI SCHOOL
>This is what sequestered scientology goons imagine university is called.

If you're not a scientologist, why are you getting all defensive about it?
Did you just imply JT is the only scientologist in the world? You sound disgruntled, lad.

Go to bed, John.

SIDF have been patrolling this site since chanology. They got real assmad when going clear released and we had threads discussing it.

>implies I’m getting disgruntled over scientology

The only thing I’m disgruntled about is how folks can take pleasure in mocking the fact someone’s kid drowned in a bathtub. I apologize if you don’t feel the same way but I think that’s about as low as one can get

>DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY SON DIES SCREAMING
ok im dyin

LOOK AT ME, I'M SPERGY STEVE
AUTISTIC WITH VIRGINITY

Unironically return to reddit. You don’t belong here if you get offended by jokes.

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
DID YOU GET VERY FAR
NO I DIDN'T NO I DIDN'T
I GOT HIT BY MY CAR

No one cares.

>lol if u make fun of l ron hubby ure a virgin
The absolute state of scientoloniggers.

>I did not I did not
On the second to last line and you're golden.

>getting this worked up over a song parody
>assumes le scientology man
how did you survive the bathtub?

You can always leave

>jokes

You’re a joke, to that extent you’re correct

Of course you don’t, unless it was your own kid, then you’d beg for a seat opposite of Dr. Phil to listen to you

Glubba glub glub
Glubba glub glub
Glubba glub glub, yeah!

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ty

dead

You fucking killed me

What's wrong with you

Kek

Is this true?

Listen, you need to back off the Scientologist bashing. Just chill the fuck down fool.

Eat shit and die, cultist.

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mods sticky pls