Dunkirk

>fall off a 5 step flight of stairs
>goes blind
>dies

lol

>i'll be useful, sir
>isn't

what did they mean by this?

whitebois are weak

its pottery user

He stopped this schell-schocked sissy from further chimping with his headbanger, so he was useful. Kind of.

>I'll be a big guy for you
>isn't
>gets captured

lol

not sure why I laughed so hard at this, but I did.
also that movie was the biggest disappointment of 2017. Did they really expect people to care about beady eyed anglo saxons dying due to their military incompetence?

I'm watching YouTube videos reviewing this schlock and everyone is praising Nolan and saying how George "sacrificed" himself to save soldiers

What?

White people love war movies about how they're all heroes so much.

>I'm a frog
>I'm a coward
>I can't swim

lol

>be a professional fighter pilot
>"are you okay?"
>don't answer
>don't eject
>almost dies

lol

How did this movie get universal praise from everybody?

>I'll be useful sir

>corpse literally takes up valuable standing room for veterans

What a selfish little cunt.

It was pretty good.

I like how the Beady Anglo murdered their french allies.

because people are morons?

>>don't answer
>>don't eject
>>almost dies
did you watch the movie?

Yes. He didn't answer the Big Guy when asked if he was okay.

is the boy alright?

HE DUN KIRKED HIS 'EAD!

Because we have longer attention spans

he dun kirked his head

...

Of course he is, he just tripped over his foot. What kind of man isn't good after falling down on his own?

It was part of his plan

>the fire rises
>captured by 4 men
>after crashing his plane
>le mask meme
>bane voice

they 100% knew

Very disappointing. Nolan’s worst.

Bane is epic bane is based epic bane epic bane hes a big guy like myself epic bane epic bane

...

Bane BANE?????? big guy big guy for YOU!

Hey! im watching this movie rn and this just happened

Very good visuals
Phenomenal sound
story-telling is unconventional so they can trot that out when people tell them the plot and characters were bad/non-existent.

>phenomenal sound

My fucking head hurts from the BRRM BRRM BRRM.

>death in action

???

So I'm probably an idiot but why didn't he eject over the beach where all the English are and just hop on a boat back home? He keeps flying and lands far away then gets captured..

The action scenes were the worst parts of the movie. But any criticism of the movie is met with "hurr durr not enuff explosions. Go watch MCU", despite the fact that there is plenty to criticize in this movie. My main gripe is with the constantly changing aspect ratio breaking immersion

>being a coward isn't action
>tripping over your feet isn't action

Okay, ADHD kiddo.

>yfw Tesla just teleported everyone out of there

wtf Nolan?!

Before that, how did he run out of fuel and THEN go behind a German pilot, shoot him down, and then glide over the beach for an hour?

Too low to parachute and too dangerous to land in water

>Aspect ratio
It was fine in IMAX you missed out on the sound aswell probably i assume you watched the rip

>eject
>ww2 fighter

nigger they had to fucking manually slide the roof off the cockpit with their bare hands and then jump out

>white people are cowards
>white people die easily
>white people lie and congratulate each other for being cowards

he ran out of fuel and was gliding in those last moments, manages to shoot down a stuka, and then uses his speed to glide gently to a landing instead of turning towards land/sea to make a wide enough turn to land on the beach, which is riskier than turning/maneuvering as little as possible

>WW2 figher
>no ejection

They had fucking parachutes. It was in the fucking movie.

ejection seats weren't invented until the cold war was in full swing user

>this guy is okay
>guy falling over himself backwards is not

what a shitty movie

>JU87 not divebombing and bombs having not accurate destruction range
>dogfights are in like 10 feet height and slow as fuck
>HE111 flying low
>big guy attacking HE111 from behind (sitting right in its rear guns range but dude isn't shooting because hack director forgot about this or has no idea about it)
>most boring moment of WW2 as a film which is also boring
>annoying sideplots about people on small boats

>manages to shoot down a stuka
what a load of shit

>small yacht going to Dunkirk all alone
>no-one around
>arrive at Dunkirk
>thousands of small boats pop out of nowhere

It's been 70 years. Where are the teleportation devices?

They expected one of him in the wreckage brother

I liked that noise he made after he fell. Classic Nolan.

>bomber flying like 30m over the sea

Why are the Germans so shit at piloting and bombing?

They keep fucking missing and barely killed anyone.

And?

Wow hes actually dead from just falling down a small set of stairs

xD

unrealistic stupid garbage

>You can't receive traumatic injuries from small falls

...

...

Was he retarded?

>wears mask
>his plan is to crash the plane and get caught

WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING

Muh honor

The state of white people's heads.

It's crazy how many people apparently don't remember that the base of your skull is controlling your vital bodily functions. A fall down a small flight with a sharp blow to the bac of the head can utterly ruin your shit

Going from all different points in Britland to one point in Frogland at different speeds

Reminder that these fucking cowards retreating is part of the reason we can't have pregnant Anne Frank

laffed

This. Somebody should post the webm of some brazilinigger falling on a cinderblock

Lel

He Dunkirked his head!

>That Anglo Chad is an ugly ginger maniac IRL
Movie m a g i c

BRAVO NOLAN

>wastes 45 minutes of screentime memeing his way onto the boat
>"Jesus Christ user fine"
>"th-thank you sir I'll be useful - WOOAHHH!"
>trips down 3 steps
>gets his hand caught in a pickle jar and flails around, smashing the jar against his face and blinding himself
>shits himself
>dies the most painful death imaginable before the boat even leaves the dock
>is hailed as a legendary war hero on the local paper
What did Nolan mean by this?

...

What's that movie with the guy stumbling into a room of people gambling with guns and he goes on a long streak of injuring himself?

They called people like him "simple" back then

>this makes him a hero
Whipeepol lol

He's a useful plot device, sir.

naked gun i think

OW MY HEAD!!!

>Watch The Killing of a Sacred Deer just before this
>This asshole shows up again
>Can't shake the feeling that he's going to do something autistic because of his character in the last film
>After stammering around for half an hour, the kid falls over, goes blind and dies all in the span of 30 seconds
>Everyone suddenly decides he's a hero for his bravery
Fuck this kid

>big guy wears a mask and brings friends to crash planes with no survivors for you

I wonder why Sup Forums likes this movie so much

dunkino

comedy used to actually be funny

>dying
>not heroic

wtf

I was wondering the same thing. This movie bored me to tears.

Fucking Hell!! Those long skinny ankles Jesus. Pain meds out the ass.

He just spilled some spaghetti

He loaded the life jackets onto the boat. I guess that's useful.

That's the point. The characters were avatars for the audience to immerse themselves in the action.

best scene in the series. OJ was awesome.

mhmm...be very careful now

Because it was the best movie of the year..?

>find out he’s actually 25 irl
Wtf, and i thought i looked young. Is it the voice?

Spoiler: The anglos end up winning.

it's the cock sucking

y no best supporting actor nom?

Because it's good?

Bravo Nolan

it's called a fully realised character arc