Serious discussion about the career of Lindsay Lohan

What went wrong?

Hard mode: don't mention drugs or Jews

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My favorite episode was when she became a muslim

she's impossible to work with even by junkie standards

Peer pressure. She wanted to be cool

Freaky Friday

what career

>yfw watching that santa dance scene in mean girls again

Her parents are whackjobs

>Hard mode: don't mention drugs or Jews

bad parenting. Should have beat her ass

"Hard mode: don't mention drugs or Jews"

Drugs AND Jews, obviously.

mean girls era Lohan is the hottest chick I've ever seen

The 'fire crotch' comment from Paris Hilton and that one fag dude permanently derailed her career.

What fire crotch comment? What fag dude?

Shadilay magic kek man. Double dubs make it so.

>hard mode
Ok, parents stealing her money and probable molestation by Dad and or Disney execs

Jesus. Get into Hollywood gossip. Here's a place to start: crazydaysandnights.net

Link and audio of fire crotch comment from 11 years ago. Around about the time Lindsay's career died: youtu.be/MWQ-BaTAeOs

>molestation by Disney execs

I said no Jews

Assalamualaikum Sup Forums

Did lots of drugs to cope with being molested before having her first period

Her mother is one of those crazy ladies who hasn't matured and realized she isn't the same age as her daughter. She enabled her degenerate lifestyle for many years by joining her in cocaine/alcohol binges, Hollywood parties and private mansion orgies.

post tidies of this coked out whore

Jewdrugs

Because of her private life, she couldn't get bonded for movies. Same thing happened with RDJ back in the day, but Mel Gibson was there to say "fuck the insurance companies" and cast him in Singing Detective anyway.
Nobody did for Lohan what Mel did for RDJ.

Her boobs went south

Self medicating her bipolar disorder is what did her in.

Maybe she just wasn't that good of an actress?

They both fell for the plastic surgery meme. Big time.

What's a fire crotch?

>Implying Diznee execs not some alien fungal parasites that just happen to inhabit the bodies of people with a certain religious heritage.

No. Her parents are both psycho, egotistical drunks who pushed her into show business. Both of them deserve to be shot for what happened to Lindsay and her sister Lena.

gonorrhea

*are not

Her sister is now Spoopy Skeltal.

Oh, that makes sense.

Jugs

Well to be fair. She never made anything close to the quality of Air America.

She's currently a human toilet for rich Arabs and Russians, so something went wrong somewhere

She got molested by Herbie

California.

They can't let a little girl grow up in peace.

She was crushed by tabloids and paparazzi. Kept getting in car accidents, noted cokedhead, fucked Wilmer Varderrama (his cock has been known to destroy lives) made one of the worst movies of modern time. Worked with Hollywood legend that went on to say she was unprofessional and hard to work with, parents were batshit cokeheads that realized they now can get free coke because their daughter has money. SNL staged an after party intervention in which she told everyone to fuck off, Father regularly goes on talk shows to talk about how much of a fuckup his daughter is. Car accident, car accident, car accident. Hit n run. Get acting job with good but washed up director. Proceed to show up late and complain during scenes.

That’s all from memory.

same

thats the best post so far, so could of OD and tanked a movie... thats a legitimate concern

also this... its like her body tried to escape her nervous system or something... you could tell by here skin and complexion her ginger genes were gonna fail her one day... we all just cant believe how fast it happened before our eyes

Why would whatever these nobodies have to say influence anyone's career? I don't get it.

She wasn't serious about her work and was hard to work with

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man can you imagine the stank on that cunt?

You can't underestimate what cocaine did to her looks. The reality TV at the time were focused on screwing her and Britney Spears over. The last good thing she made was on SNL.

>what went wrong with aids
>no mentioning of it being a disease or illness

you want a thread or not niglet?

Dews

are you fucking retarded?

fire crotch means having ginger pussy hair. jesus christ you idiots

>What went wrong
>Don' mention the things that went wrong

user...

She wasn't talented, all she had was her looks and she threw them away quickly.
She had a lot of negative press on her, which some producers may think would hurt their film if she was part of the cast, particularly since most of her movies were made for children.
She was never going to last, but she sped up the death of her career through her private life issues and poor attitude.

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it also refers to gonorrhea although it is by far less common

>tfw no fire crotch gf

this cant be argued at all.

Pretty sure her mother was literally insane

the asshole hair is also fire

how do you feel about lind-dawg's body of work?

>tfw you'll never negotiate a fair price with her mom for a night with Lindsay and Dina will offer to throw herself in for free

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those beautiful pink nips

>tfw

Damn those are rank F nipples

>perfect tiddies don't ex-

i would suck the cocaine milk out of her nips all day every day

>cocaine milk

Drugged Jews and Jewish drugs, in that order.

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>ywn get to have a threesome with lilo and paris hilton

Don't forget Britney Spears. She always came along for the ride.

user stop

>Mean Girls
>Freaky Friday
>Herbie Full Throttle
She was getting tons of big Hollywood movies user. In 5 or so years she could have been a Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Stone if she didn't JUST herself

It rhymes with Uggs and Mews.

13 year old me unironically LOVED Freaky Friday
I even got some guitar lessons because of it, which I promptly dropped when I realized guitars are the plebbest of instruments
Yes, I'm homosexual

>Teen actress Lindsay Lohan's breasts have been digitally reduced for forthcoming Disney film Herbie: Fully Loaded, to avoid offending family audiences

Anybody wanna take a trip to hollywood with me?

God I miss when Jailbait was actually a selling point

>guitars are the plebbest of instruments
Where do you live? I can’t allow someone this dumb to continue living.

I bet you play some shit like piano.

Dat fuckin coke nose

>What went wrong?
>Hard mode: don't answer correctly

The dues and the jugs.

JUST

at least brittney is still attractive

I'm a drug brainlet, how can you tell it's a coke nose? All I see is a plastic surgery nose job

its funny how people always shit on the establishment when its sjw/s who you should be annoyed at.
if people liked big breasted women fucking chads with an all white cast you bet your ass the jews would give you just that to earn the sweet benjamins of the goyim.

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Yep
She is top-tier MILF now

Oh wow I've never thought of that. That's amazing.

let's celebrate what she was

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forgot pic because i am a retard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_septum_perforation

if you snort enough, the middle of your nose gets fucked up and instead of making your nose stick out, it collapse
your nostrils end up being lose and sticking out to the side

nose jobs don't really correct the nostrils, just the shape of the nose

>fez got to bang prime LiLo

fucking cunt

Didn't he also get prime Hillary Duff?

This man snorted glass on accident

>caused by decongestant nasal sprays
The fuck!?
How am I supposed to sleep now?

Don't use the ephedrine ones. Corticosteroid sprays are safe for daily use.

Let's do this.

holy shit that is a negative ass

She's hot af and I still jerk off to her.

Whoever fucked prime Lohan at the start of her degeneracy are lucky fuckers.

Thanks, famalam