I'll have a beer

>I'll have a beer

> lines that soyboys will NEVER understand

>Just water

>glass of apple juice please
>hold the crackers

>looks like she suffered a contusion right near her cerebral cortex

>"In English, doc"

>OI M8 UR MUM BUMPED HER NOGGIN AND GOT A BUMP THE SIZE OF A TANGERINE. BETTER PUT A COLD-ON-THE-COB ON IT

>Bring me a drink.. and leave the bottle

no one does this shit

>character is a recovering alcoholic
>drinks milk

That's to symbolize emotional regression back to childhood.

whats wrong with beer ?

>shaken not stirred

>villain is introduced while drinking wine

I'll have a Guinness®
>character looks at the camera and winks while drinking.

>classical music is playing

This, literally nothing wrong with that

404 sides

>Drinking scene
>Cut to next day, character is wearing sunglasses

>characters tosses cigarette that isn't even halfway finished

>2 beers please
>has one sip
>gets a phone call
>Chad just said we should come to the party!
>leaves both beers virtually untouched with a $20 note

>character lights a cigarette
>used a zippo

>I'll have one drink, please

>tough, masculine character enters a bar
>orders milk

I do that sometimes when I feel guilt for smoking and remember I may be giving myself lung cancer

>and one for the lady

>character lights a cigar
>soft flame or windproof
>burns instantly

This bothered me the most because in spaghetti western they didn't do this shit.

I do (or would if bars would allow you).

I see this trope in anime more than movies

Do they even serve milk in bars in real life?

They do have milk for shakes and coffee so yes.

>and your other beer

>And one for my good boy
K I N O P E E S E

>i will have milk

>Give me whatever he's having

>What'll ya be havin'?
>Uhhh, milk I guess

>He'll have what I'm having. Don't worry, it's on me

...

"Make mine a Pabst Blue Ribbon™"

Alright, post the first film that came to mind with the beer. I'll start

>I'll have the usual
>ignore the implication of severe alcoholism

smokey and bandit

>characters sit down at the bar
>get their drinks
>dialogue happens
>leave while the glasses are still almost full

I do that when I have a lot of money

i litterally do this after a night of drinkn

>person gets so inebriated they vomit and black out
>Gets up at the crack of dawn instead of spending the entire next day curled up in bed sucking back water and eating salty food, the routine only punctuated by sporadic messy painful shits

>character downs entire glass of whiskey

Whoever writes this shit has no idea what whiskey tastes like.

You've never gotten so drunk you can suck back liquor?

I have but they're never drunk when they do it in movies. It's usually their first glass and they down it like it's cold tea, which it probably is.

>guy holding a glass
>another guy squeezes his hand, shattering the glass, demanding information

>i'll have a glass of milk

I honestly do this. I'll get incredibly active after a night of drinking.

>whole family's drinking Pepsi® at dinner
>everyone's cans of Pepsi® is facing the camera

>guy bumps into way bigger guy without seeing him
>smaller guy says HEY WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING!
>smaller guy slowly looks up at the bigger guy
>big dude smiles, then swings at the small dude

Fair, yeah. I dunno how shot your taste buds must be to do far that

J&B straight.

Rotgut whiskey maybe but some of the more expensive stuff is smooth enough to down a finger or two in one go.

>I'll have fresh alien titty milk

>guy bumps into another guy in New York
>HEY I'M WALKIN HERE

And I didn't even watch it this year, or for years, nor I have drunk a Pepsi in like a decade.

I don't understand this trope, very few people are instantly violent while drunk.

>and your other beer

Either you’re a pussy user or I have an alcohol problem

Top kek

>The usual, on the rocks

Not that user, but why would not liking the taste of something be evidence of an alcohol problem?

>”I’ll have a beer”
>”OK we’ve got x,y, and z on tap and a $3 special on bottles of w.”
“Bottle of w with a glass.”
What the fuck is so confusing about this?

Isn't that just the blue milk they always have sitting around on tables in Star Wars?

What's the big deal with this shit?

>order a berr
>bar bitch brings it to you
>oh..and leave the bottle
i say this cause i see this in my kinos & yet all i end up with is awkward interactions... fuking normies amirite.

It depends on the bar. If they know you or you're with a group of friends, most do. However prepare to pay marked up 500% for the bottle so it's kind of pointless doing it.

My mom does this shit every cigarette. She smokes PalMal oranges (which don't even taste like anything). Such a waste

>character goes to a bar alone
what the fuck is the point
just buy a bottle of vodka and sit at home

>bottle
>with a glass
wtf is wrong with you

Some people don't want to drink alone and like the noise, user.

Sometimes after a hard day at the factory I'll drink straight from the bottle when I get home.

t. numale with childish tastes

Good whisky is meant to be drunk straight.

This, to be quite honest

>NEXT ROUNDS ON ME!

> Bring me a juice box
> And make it a Mott's™ GOD DAMMIT

>sophiscated character shown to be drinking whiskey
>is actually drinking JD/JW
>on the rocks

try drinking single malt from a respectable distllery than some cheap mixed crap kid.

>Character wakes up and has a beer/wine
>Has low body fat and designer stumble

Tom Cruise's character in EWS did this shit and it pissed me off.

it's an acquired taste and if you get higher quality stuff, its a lot easier to adjust to.

>normies think beer doesn't taste carbonated bread water

>character throws entire sandwich away

get some taste, faggot

...

>father of the house comes down for breakfast
>table looks like it's laid out for the entire royal family
>grabs a slice of bread and butters it
>takes one bite
>"I have to go"

...

>Family sits down to eat what looks like Thanksgiving dinner, though it's just a typical family dinner for them

>Teenage brat throws a fit about their father's expectations of them, often concerning grades or manners, leaves the feast without eating dinner for the day
Alternatively
>Moody character doesn't touch their meal even though it looks like it took multiple days to prepare all that food

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>wasting money and ruining your health
Just quit dumbass

lmao

>I will have a large glass of prune juice

>"I have to go"
that food is for the bull

...

What’s wrong with beer

Its kept way in the back tho and it’s annoying af

Pussy

Pussy

I dont want to hear beers be shilled. Why is this pertinent to the plot?

>only 3 taps
Shitty bar. Are you at pasta house or what?

For the social element. As an autist you will not comprehend this