What percent of people are Orcs and Elves anyway? Single digits? Are there whole orc, elf, centaur countries?

What percent of people are Orcs and Elves anyway? Single digits? Are there whole orc, elf, centaur countries?

What's the deal with fairies? Are they people at all?

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no one cares

there are 2 orcs in that picture so maybe not that many

Movie was racist garbage. Fuck off.

Landis should have address the interesting world as opposed to the more banal action/character shit

It's said there were orc nations long ago I imagine other countries of fantasy creatures still exist

There are a few images floating around online. I dunno how canon it all is.

Someone post the infographic

Image is canon, Landis tweeted it, Brezzik are lizardmen, Panahu are supposedly Genies or fishmen

>What's the deal with fairies? Are they people at all?
can't talk, basically an animal

this is bait but it was literally just another "racism is bad" flick

if he tweeted it why are there 10 races instead of "the 9 races"

Wasn't it "The Army of 9 Races". Maybe the other race didn't participate?

>nine races united to fight the dark lord
>ten shown
So who didn't help out in the big fight?

The Orcs (at least the vast majority of them) chose to be on the side of the Dark Master, which is why they're hated by nearly all the other races. Not to say all Orcs (as the "chosen one") but every race probably had their renegades in the minority.

There are more than 10 races. Notice the slither that says "less than 0.08% rare & endangered". We also don't know how big the war was. Could've just been some Elf sorcerer that got really powerful while a bunch of other cooky races in South America were off doing something else never hearing of the Dark Lord.

lazy fucking brezziks

Are you sure? The Dark Lord was defeated by Jirak, an orc farmer, and he seems to have been an elf

This is also literally all we know about Bright's lore

Jesus Orc, the orc who every orc loves and aspires to be, is the big unifier of the armies that fought against the Elven Dark Lord

The racsim just doesn't make sense to me

Jirak united the 9 races, brought the Orcs together, and then when they became victorious , they treat the guys like shit? Look like what american people do with their soldiers. Send them to the farthest sand shit country, the ones who manage to come back alive receive a plastic medal and a fuck off from the society, all of this just to some jew stupid war.

>0.1% centaur
guess almost all of them are cops, we saw 2 in the movie and both were LAPD

As I stated, there are of course going to be members of a race that are renegades. The Dark Master was an elf, and as stated in the movie the Orcs overwhelmingly chose to fight on the side of the DM, and it's also stated that he had a sect of elves loyal to him, as well as unknown renegades of other races.

It's one of the main points of the movie and they repeat it several times. i don't even remember them saying Jirek defeated the Dark Lord.

Kek criminally underrated

where were the giants

I think another infograph mentioned most centaur jobs involve working for parks or something.

While he may not have personally defeated him (the Dark Lord was defeated by magic) he did get the credit of uniting the races (which doesn't make all too much sense as he was an orc farmer).

Now if he was a Bright Orc that would be something extremely noteworthy, but I doubt it.

Movie did state he was blooded into the Tribe upon defeating the Dark Lord, however whether this was probably just indirectly

This tickles my autism in an good way
Do you have the whole set

>The wilderness where their food source is abundant
Literally in your picture.

Some work in the adult entertainment industry.

The Pacific Northwest.

When you're half horse your options are probably greatly limited in the modern world.

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Racism is bad, but only against white people.

fairies are basically really aggressive squirrels that could set up traps in your house or give you magic aids or whatever if you don't .22 them

What are the best Shadrowrun books? I feel like reading some because of this movie.

I found it unusual that elves were so much less common than orcs on-screen, given how simple their makeup is compared to the orcs.

So many interesting fantasy races and humans always have to be the majority and heroes.

Because it was a cop movie and Orcs were to portray inner city criminals. If this was a movie about white collar crime you'd probably see a lot more Elves than Orcs, but otherwise there's no point to show much of Elves when they wouldn't be walking around ghettos at night

I was really expecting an elf stripper/hooker in that club scene.

Someone crop the nigga on the right, he's looking stupid

As far as i remember one dude talks about Orcs being Dark Lord Forever, but all of the imagery and religious "beliefs" involves Jirak.

The Dark Lord and Elves really aren't present in a positive light. Orcs care about acts of bravery and the most brave orc of them all was a big factor in the Dark Lord defeat
The fucking Elfs meanwhile get the golden treatment and some are actually trying to bring Skeletor back.

The Orcs don't deserve this Dark Lord shit

Was there an orc stripper in that scene? Were there even Orc females in the movie? I didn't look for them while watching the film but thinking back I don't recall an Orc female at all

I think I saw a civilian one in the background.

I am really surprised by how critically panned this movie is. It wasn’t 10/10 but it definitely doesn’t deserve to be called the worst movie of the year. I mean this year we had mother, valerian and the emoji movie. This was a solid buddy cop movie in an original setting.

There's orc women in a crowd during the "orc first or cop first" arrest scene

Yes

One, it was a small minority of renegade Elves that brought the Dark Lord to power. Two, the Dark Lord was defeated by magic, ergo Brights, ergo Elves which the majority of Brights were.

Also, the only people who mention Jirak are other Orcs. If the Dark Lord was defeated by magic then what the fuck could a stupid Orc farmer really contribute. "United the races" bullshit. He was defeated by Elves using magic while the Orcs chose to be on the side of evil and got their asses kicked.

All orcs should have been genocided.

Bunch of them in the movie. Not to be racist but they look very similar to the males with only boobs giving them away

Orcs are literally portraited as dumb niggers, that joined the bad guy did you even watch the movie?
There is none of that
>MUH NOBLE SAVAGES
You dumb WoW playing retards try to find in it.

There were orc mothers in the background once or twice, but specifically in one of the club scenes there was a fairly long shot of an orc lady walking slowly across the screen.

In the scene with the sword hobo, there was an orc lady with what looked like an asian husband/bf and a kid.

How come earlier in the movie they show an orc holding up a car with one arm, but all the other orcs seem to have basically human level strength?

>Not to be racist

There were up shots of orc ladies in the nightclub. Sadly no titties. They were dressed like they were part of a motorcycle club or some shit.

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My question is why do the elves always win the goddamn superpower lottery. Power, looks, speed , magic, intellect. Jesus, I would prefer if you had the elves be op but also show that their frail, like they have hollow bones like birds do

Yeah the corrupt police think that.

But lo and behold the Orcs just want to do their metalhead fest

Honestly in terms of worldbuilding I liked this movie. I'd watch more things in the universe if they made them. I do like how the elves are just blatantly better in every way and therefore get their own society because no one can keep up with them

it's because the movie was about orcs dumbass

Bright 2 might have more elves

Because it was the orcs vs the nine races

>men would rather marry and reproduce with literal orcs than black women

HA HA HA

This movie could've gone a lot further with world building. I liked how magic creatures were included but they should've gone more into ASB territory and showed how the world was truly shaped. If the races have coexisted for at least 2000 years then history would've been greatly altered, one of the main points I'm thinking of is that blacks would never have been used as slaves (when orcs, centaurs, etc) would've been a lot more useful in that role, however no director would have the balls to go that far

Because elves are supposed to be white people and Orcs are black people. So it's supposed to mirror real life.

I felt like i had actually killed a few brain cells after watching this movie, what an awful pile of shit.

Because in most canon elves are the original race and are closer to being gods than any other race so that they can maintain the balance of nature or serve their god or whatever.

Humans are just humans created to see what would happen if free will were a thing

Orcs are usually corrupted elves

Dwarves are made of the ground

And everything else is just randomly made to populate the world because it's cool

My only real gripe with this movie is how cartoony corrupt the police came out to be. There is no way you could discriminate against some in the 2017 like that. I’m surprised there wasn’t a background scene of Orc Lives Matter, or some kind of MLK orc talking about how the time to change things is now. I was pretty happy about that Joe Rohan podcast bit, wish there was more of that.
>You ever see a giant? Those things can tear you to shreds. Jaime pull up the clip
>Now I have a friend who says that the dark lord never really existed. What do you think about that?

>in most canon
In Tolkein's cannon*, which to be fair, everybody since him has just ripped off and blended with their head cannon

when's the last time you saw a millionaire heiress stripper?

I'm sure elf celeb sex tapes are very popular

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>my forge-wife's son

Orcs are a different race so I can understand them being discriminated against, however I didn't understand why a bunch of cops turned full evil at the sight of a magic wand when:
- Only "one in a million" humans are brights
- The wand will literally kill you if you aren't a bright
- Not trained in magic
- When at the slightest hint of magic is used the Magic FBI busts down your door
It just didn't seem worth the risk, and add on that on top of killing 2 police officers for it, just seemed like too far of a stretch to believe.

Yeah, the worldbuilding should have been the top priority of this film. Instead we got a generic action movie.

not a stripper

There's already a sequel in the works, and instead of another romp with Will Smith and Orc I'd much rather see more of the Magic FBI or the Shield of Light people.

money is a good motivator

There are rich and poor in every race irl, there could easily be poor elves even if they are a minority.

In fact, the orc clan boss says there's people of every race at the parties he throws.

i'm assuming elves are long lived, so they don't breed as much

I can understand if it was a bag of money and not something that has a 0.0000000000000000000000001% chance of giving you money, with the other % being killing you or life imprisonment.

>tfw you will never match with a 12ft, clever giantess cutie online and have to debate with actually acting on your fetish

You could sell it for basically any price you want.

Their vaginas would be huge and probably wouldn't even get stimulated unless you put your entire body inside them

To who? All wands are confiscated by the Magic FBI, who are probably owned by the few Magic Elite who use magic to run the world. At best you'll be walking into a honey trap

Not necessarily (but also... implying many wouldn't go spelunking)

Gorillas are bigger than we are, but male gorillas have tiny dicks compared to humans. Also, there are tons of women who don't even really get that much out of penetration and get most of their stimulation from the clit/superficial vaginal sensory nerves.

Are there pandas?

And he also says that seeing elf cleaning streets is as rare as seeing orc millionaire.

the orcs were the dark lords army during his reign. but the one orc farmer who didn't side with him was the one who gathered the armies to stop him, maybe the farmer orc was a bright. the humans hate the orc because a large number of them were on the dark lords side and the ghetto ones especially still praise him in an almost religious way but mostly it's just fuck the system/elves and humans imagery.
the scene where they get caught by orcs show's their true religion is actually anti dark lord and they have this weird belief with the resurrection of the farmer orc(maybe bright?).
the reason why humans don't hate elves is because most elves didn't side with the darklord. he seems to have been a rebel to them, and elves probably had power/rich since forever simply didn't try to enslave the races. the dark lord essentially a Hitler type that set off a world war. the small group of renegade elves siding with the dark lord probably aren't in line with the rest of elves, they consider them some sort of terrorist or neo-dark lord-ians.

Why is this getting shilled to fuck? Theres a thread almost every few hours for the past week

If Elf strippers were a thing they sure as hell wouldn't be stripping in some dirty Orc bar in inner city LA. They'd be top tier escorts and strippers and would be in high class escorts that openly discriminated against Orcs and poor

The beaners probably.

I'm assuming there are whole countries where the majority are orcs or ogres or w/e. Orcs, I imagine, mainly come from Eastern Europe. Elves probably are the majority in Scandinavia. The rest are like abbos, isolated to one country without much intermingling for the last several thousand years.

All we need is that District 9 faggot to direct the sequel and we're gravy boys.

Those beaners were so fucking stupid. Even if they got the wand how would they have gotten their hands on a Bright who knew magic who instead of healing the cripple wouldn't just use magic to steal the wand with no hassle

>implying strippers aren't all fucked up in some way or another which lowers their social status regardless of race or initial wealth
>implying white women don't irl strip in the worst most ghetto places

You say that when there are people that literally have sex with their dogs or willingly infect themselves with nigger AIDS. I don't see how an elf who fell on hard times wouldn't be a degenerate like humans are. Shit, the elves probably have an internal hierarchy like Elder Scrolls anyway. A dark elf or half-elf could be on par with a human in their eyes.

That doesn't mean there are literally 0 of them.

Every rich city has a few $10,000 hookers, it would be dumb if there weren't any elf escorts.

And what would 10000$ hooker do in shitty club in ghetto? Why would 10000$ elf hooker even leave elf district?

Dude it literally grants wishes. Wouldn't you do whatever it takes for the possibility and hope for wishes?

Killing two cops is nothing if you could go back in time and marry the girl of your dreams on prom night with your new giant dick on top of 11 million dollars

Genies are supposed to be evil corrupt demons in regular lore but you know how many people wish they had Shazam as their homie???

>Wouldn't you do whatever it takes for the possibility
On the off chance that it didn't make you explode on contact, you wouldn't even know any magic spells. So you'd either get caught by the Magic FBI, or a sect of renegade brights that knew magic and they'd kill you for the wand

abduct brights family hold them in a secondary location with instructions to kill/destroy if no call is made or shit goes sideways.

bright is only given access to wand in spell by spell basis. so only long enough to do the job required. wand is then taken away or else family is immediately killed.

also maybe add some sort of detonating collar. so there's too many spells that would need to be cast in order for the bright to free themselves flee from gang and then save family.

best way is also done as a routine where the bright is free to come and go so not to build resentment and bright is chosen as an ally. the family goes willingly but they don't know location. it would be a system they'd have to plan out. also maybe have more than one bright in rotation so not to relay on one.

>bright freezes time
>takes wand
>goes back in time
>goes to mamabean while she's pregnant with anchor baby
>shove wand up her pussy
>magic abortion
>laugh and magic yourself a billion dollars