*slupr* *slurp*

*slupr* *slurp*

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>2017
>STILL perpetuating that "you can suck the venom out myth"

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I usually only see this trope in anime

>Show is literally about mythological creatures, common Japanese folklore tropes, aliens, demons, and a samurai who traveled through time and doesn't age
>BUT COME ON, STOP WITH THIS FAKE VENOM SUCKING BULLSHIT

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I've seen it in other cartoons...

No, Jack! Light kisses UP the leg! Don't just SLOBBER ON HER SHIN like a wee dog with a bone!

Eat the pussy like a watermelon

>using teeth during sex

ya

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>Here, something for you to suck

>the entire episode was a euphemism for sex

c-cool genndy

This is the same retarded argument of lgbt charatacers in fantasy settings. No, not all laws are broken when you make a non-realistic setting if you think so youre just a hack.

"Sucking out the poison" is not a good idea at all

Just done watching it. I'm laughing like a happy cretin.

>something's poking me!
>slurp slurp
>struggling to use the weapon/climax
>all that screaming and heavy breathing that went on way too fucking long

It was a real subtle episode.

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>All the WILL THEY WON'T THEY arguing on Sup Forums
>Go to bed last night knowing this episode will be the deciding factor
>mfw the awkward giant camel ride sequence.

I didn't stop laughing until the final scene was over.

Then I went on Sup Forums and started laughing again.

Yes, but since the setting is built upon legends, myths, common topes and archetypes isnt't sucking out the poison fitting? It is a concept rooted in popular imagination after all.

Laws of physics do not disappear unless you specify its part of the setting, like a flying elephant.

>S-she's screaming!

>AYE, LADDIE, THAT MEANS YOU DID IT RIGHT!

he healed a 4 inch stab wound by pulling the knife out and passing out in episode 3, they aren't going for realistic first aid, they are going for thematically relevant imagery

It was foreplay for their battle that was totally not a euphemism for sex

>Sup Forums foods you have always wanted to eat.jpg

Well, Jack does jump hundreds of feet high, and slices rocks and metal structures with ease using swords. I never got the impression that laws of physics are treated very strickly in this show.

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holy shit dude you are reaching

You're wasting your time with someone splitting hairs like that.

n-none of those count! be-because reasons! muh-muh realism

Except this is a thing that is so common in popular culture that people die trying this in real life

Technically speaking, it's their first kiss.

Genndy knew exactly what he was doing....

>yfw you realize the 'weapon' was a condom
>yfw two grown adults couldn't open the condom

IM WEAK

>weapon was a condom
>monster was a metaphore for STDs

would make sense, but weren't Jack and Ashi both virgins?

succ

Maybe it was just for birth-control purposes, but even if it wasn't:

Fun Fact: Some STDs are inheritable. HIV/Aids is the most infamous, but there's also certain strains of herpes. And that's just for starters.

You could be pure as the driven snow, but if your parents were a manwhore and a total skank...

SCRAPE

AND

LICK

>lgbt charatacers in fantasy settings
I have no idea what you mean by that.

>Jack cannibalizes Ashi to survive after being trapped in the space prison
How the hell did they get away with this?