>Lars in OP Just start the thread with a pic of Hitler next time, that's less offensive.
Bentley Cruz
RIP lars
Samuel Sullivan
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Parker Bailey
B T F O T F O
Xavier Roberts
Y6 upset that the fruit is yellow.
Gavin Nguyen
I want Aqua to force me to give her a rimjob while calling me names.
Anthony Bell
QUALITY show
Isaac Allen
If Stevonnie gets someone pregnant, what happens?
Josiah Long
So this clearly doesn't take place in Stuck Together (unless it's a last minute thing). When do we think it'll happen? Lars' head?
Reminder that it took 3 Amethyst-centric episodes for her and Steven to fuse (Crack the Whip, SvsA, Beta). Including Stuck Together, there's 3 before Lars' Head.
Probably just a coincidence but still.
Christian Brown
i demand best gem
Wyatt Robinson
Oh boy it's Ranma 1/2 all over again.
Hudson Thomas
Is he Coicomcised?
Kayden Mitchell
That pic is relevant now.
Dylan Williams
no
Andrew Barnes
Clearly there is only one solution. Amethyst vore.
Luke Nguyen
I want Aqua to menace me.
Alexander Collins
The other thread already mentioned this; it's zoomed.
Adrian Sanchez
We literally saw Aquamarine's ship enter warp-drive/wormhole mode. Why the fuck is it still anywhere near Earth?
Gavin King
Would Steven get along with Morty?
Carson Powell
I get that this show has it's issues and it's good to criticize and address flaws, but I think SU takes it to another level.
Brayden Perry
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Joseph Sanchez
So when will the next bomb get leaked?
Christian Bell
I think Steven can neutrally get along with anyone he has pretty good charisma. Morty is a bit of a dick but I can somewhat see them being friends.
Josiah Butler
I like Aqua
Caleb Green
I love Lapis Lazuli
Robert Brown
I figure if they get pregnant and de-fuse, one of the two fused partners would get the pregnancy, and the other wouldn't (otherwise, they just found a duplication cheat for babies). Though maybe that would mean they could learn to swap the baby between them after they fuse again.
Oh wait, I just re-read your post and you ask if Stevonnie gets someone else pregnant. Well then there's no issue. That person gets pregnant. Presumably with Steven's genetic material, unless the fusion magics some of Connie's genes into his sperm.
David Howard
Its the same background
Brayden Cox
Jasper is fat and dumb and dead forever
Josiah Phillips
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Cameron Jenkins
We literally saw the Ruby ship look directly at Peridot inside the barn with five eyes and a spotlight. Why the fuck did Steven come up with a plan to stop the Rubies from finding Peridot inside the barn? Because Sugar is a hack.
Wyatt Gray
Rankings for the Bomb /sug/? Expections for S5 and thoughts on the Stuck Together preview?
> Lion 4: Alternate Ending (8/10) > Doug Out (7/10) > The Good Lars (9/10) > Are You My Dad? (8/10) > I Am My Mom (9/10)
> Stuck Together Solo Zuke episode? Weird, but at least we've got a style that doesn't clash all the way through the episode. Only other one like that is...Steven Floats, I think.
Concept seems neat. I'd rather have a bottle episode to "cool off" than a Townie episode honestly.
> Expectations for S5 Pre-War Homeworld (Confirmed), "bonkers stuff" (via Matt's Twitter). Expecting Lion's origins, Pearl's backstory and Pink Diamond at the very least. Don't think the story's ending and we'll get 1-2 more seasons.
Charles Perry
Why do SUckers still watch this shit. I'd rather watch Star Vs.
Connor Long
SU critical please. The show has always been like this.
Aiden Lewis
Sugar is an incompetent manager who can't into quality control of art or character writing/model consistency. That "we're allowing different styles and designs on purpose" spiel is tantamount to "we're being bad on purpose".
Aiden Allen
Gems should make sure their sons are nice and warm
David Wood
Ok
John Morris
How will Lapis react when she finds out Steven is big danger? Is she gonna fly to homeworld?
Kevin Hughes
This still happened when Ian was on the crew so he shares just as much blame as Sugar. In fact, he was the one who pushes hard for off model animation.
Bentley Morgan
Probably, Morty probably wouldn't be used to being around a person that's friendly with no ulterior motives. >Implying the memesquad will do jack fucking shit
Lucas Williams
Why is Sugar so shit? Why does she hate on model?
Noah Parker
I like Steven Universe, who else really liked these new episodes? Is there anything you'd have changed that you think would be better than what happened? Hard mode: no Shitvonnie.
Nathan Collins
I thought Ian was the one who hated on model, if his new show is any indication
Ryder Diaz
I just started watching Star. I'm only three eps in does the show get better as time goes on? is there a story? Its fun so far I can keep watching it I'm just wondering if it goes further then just being fun?
Xavier Turner
>Pre-War Homeworld (Confirmed) where's that coming from? Agree with you on the other stuff, looking forward to the bonkers. Also, am very into Topaz after that preview.
Asher Bennett
I missed you Shitposter kun
What did you get up to during the haitus?
Julian Campbell
As an former animator and art student, I want to smack Sugar's shit in so hard.
Ethan Wright
Steven has a human child.
James Perry
Their child is half Stevonnie and Steven and Connie become teenage grandparents. Maybe the kid will be slightly above average in charisma or sports, but it won't have any actual powers.
Xavier Ross
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Nathaniel Cox
Hmm. Maybe a bit more time with Aqua and Topaz? Otherwise it was a pretty good closer for the season. Very much needed too.
Charles Hernandez
Sugar said we'd be seeing a lot of it soon. Can't for the life of me remember the interview though.
Thomas Rodriguez
it got into way again
Bentley Long
He was promoting OK KO the Sup Forums way.
Samuel Torres
I've watched the whole thing, by season 2 there's an interesting plot going on in the background but the teen relationship drama always takes priority
Logan Jackson
>those ratings KEK
More like: > Lion 4: Alternate Ending (4/10) > Doug Out (3/10) > The Good Lars (2/10) > Are You My Dad? (7/10) > I Am My Mom (9/10)
And before some asks, I'm rating these in the context of the show, so only compared to other SU episodes.
Henry Lewis
>Binge from Lion 4 ready for some mediocre shit based on Sup Forums's shitposting >ALL the episodes are decent to good You lying memeing cunts.
Andrew Hughes
>tfw cliffhanger for another month
Jason Nguyen
>The Good Lars (2/10) kys lorefag
Jayden Wood
You have love how SUckers overrate the ever living shit out of SU episodes.
Justin Howard
Please let Steven and Lars become a Jojo, Rebecca- you've shown all the other animes a whole lot of sugar, be sweet to muscleme for a change.
Blake Hernandez
In stuck together I suspect Lars and Steven have a really deep conversation about their personal issues, Steven with Rose and Lars with his self confidence and both will miss their friends and loved ones. Topaz gets moved by this and she realizes what she's doing is morally wrong, at the same time Aqua is shitting on her, this results in some last minute drama between Aqua and Topaz, and even Topaz attempting to stop the ship going to homeworld. Unfortunately for Steven and Lars, the coordinates have already been set and they warp there.
Austin Edwards
The Good Lars was the best episode of the bomb you tasteless pleb. I more or less agree with your other rankings though.
Asher Foster
>The Good lars that low
Christ kill your self shitposters kun That was a great episode
Jace Martin
I'm excited for Stuck Together, I want to see if Zuke only goes retarded with her episodes when it's a Lapidot episode.
Jace James
Will the child be a herm?
Jackson Johnson
looks like Amber's artstlye
plus we know Amber's gonna be Hilary's board partner and Lars's head is 4 episodes after I Am My Mom (Hilary and Paul)
Adam Flores
>are my dad and i am my mom getting that high of ratings compared to other episodes
Cooper Martin
My theory is the thing thats worse than shattering is corruption, and as punishment Lars gets "corrupted" and steven goes into Lars's mind where he learns how to cure corruption.
Dominic Kelly
only 3 or so more zukes to go uprooting any day now
Jaxon Morgan
And SU flaws have somehow been inherited by OK KO; in one of the shorts, Rad shrinks for no reason in one shot.
Liam Williams
Being on model is a spook.
Camden Rogers
>Only other one like that is...Steven Floats, I think.
We also have Lamar's two early solo efforts (Onion Trade and Beach Party), but those was when lamar was between partners, so it made more sense for him to do it solo
Noah Butler
Topaz is probably talking about Harvesting, I don't think most gems know what corruption is and it's a secret amongst the Diamonds.
Liam Ross
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James Robinson
That last episode was the clearest confirmation that Lars is FTM, since he had no balls.
Hunter Kelly
Hey- I have a big fucking question about Lion 4. How in fuck's name would Rose not know the gender? she has to consciously shapeshift for her shitty xeno-womb to work, any hormones fed into the little monster growing inside her would have to be consciously added, and that's what triggers the definition of a fetus's genitalia. What the fuck? It's like this bitch is baking a cake and winking at everybody "I don't know what flavor it is", of fucking course you do.
Samuel Baker
Backgrounds are expensive.
Jaxon Gonzalez
I'm pretty sure this is the clearest confirmation. Literally no scrotum.
>a boring character development episode for a hated background character that didn't even result in real character development >good What are you people smoking?
They had action, story and excitement in form of danger and new gems. This is the filler vs pivotal episode gap in rating, and we're not even talking "quality" filler like comedic or fanservice episodes.
Owen Cruz
So now that Lars is dead, does that mean that Ronaldo wins the Sadiebowl by default?
