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Matt Damon's last Hollywood picture. Unlike affleck no accusers, but his fucking mouthpiece ...
Guy must miss Robbin Williams

This was pure fucking kino

Movie of 2017?

Movie of 2017.

Like reviewers at it's bad. Is it worth a watch?

Shit movie, misleading trailer, m-m-muhhhhh global warming propaganda

But its kino though

Would have been better off as a Black Mirror Episode.

AAAAAAH SO MANY MIXED REACTIONS. SOMEONE JUST SUM THE MOVIE SO I KNOW WHETHER TO SEE IT OR NOT

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What the fuck.

It's not even out till next year in the UK

And suburbicon was utter trash

It's Matt Damon doing another shtick on why conservatism is bad, why would anyone watch it

saw it yesterday and liked it a lot.

they handled the concept pretty good, showing many consequences that would be plot holes in other movies.

saw one trailer before that made it look like a comedy and was glad that it wasn't and the comedy girl left the movie super early.

i think they could have done more with it, but it was a nice little movie.

from looking at ratings after it looks like most people hated it.

the group i was with all liked it too, but we did not know what was showing, since it was a surprise movie kinda thing.

so maybe people hate it because they expect comedy based on the trailer.

so it sucks?

This 100%, there is not one giant creature besides what's shown in the trailers. The only time the shrinking is even brought up is to talk about how great it is for the environment. By the halfway point even a psycho liberal would find the global warming preaching tasteless. Utter waste of a movie.

>all that wasted promo material

Should be good collectibles in the future

Thats the movie desu

I really liked this movie. Came to Sup Forums today just to say that. I normally only look forward to horror movies. Admittedly it's a little preachy, but making fun of that hyper environmentalism was part of the comedy.

Would recommend for 2017/ 10

accurate blurb

So what's the actual plot? Matt Damon gets shrunk down... and then what?

He 3D prints his waifu and fucks her pusy

When I found out there was a Vietnamese bitch in the movie I forbid my husband from watching it.

is this real?

i can hotglue my whole family?

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When I found out there were homosexuals on Sup Forums I stopped visiting this board

Fuck off already faggot

Wow, they've done an amazing job of hiding how horrible this movie really is.
I was avoiding just because I know Damon is the touch of death now.
But this is actually impressively awful.

5 million opening
68 million budget
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If the MeToo shit wont kill him, his producers will

>Wow, they've done an amazing job of hiding how horrible this movie really is.

This is the first time I've ever seen a trailer encompass literally all the best moments in a movie with deleted scenes included.

I'm not even shitting you, that Absolut Vodka scene doesnt even happen.

can someone tell me how it ends? watched a pirate version and it wasn't complete

he was about to go down the hole and then ran back out to the asian to tell her it was a "love fuck" and then?

Very little.

Forgot to mention literally all the sizeplay, all of them, were in the trailer. Rest of the movie is just boring dialogue about a guy in mid-life crisis. Honey I Shrunk The Kids directed by Woody Allen

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Why did Matt Damon agree to such a small role

The concept was good, but everything else was absolutely shit

thanks for posting this, now i don't have to entertain the thought of watching it

that makes it sounds like global warming is a faith and not the mutation of earth's average temperature throught the XX century and today.

global warming is a myth

it's global climate change

if global warming is real, why is there still ice? check and mate

>not making it into a show

I can think of a thousand episode ideas not even including madmen breaking in to play Barbie with them or reenacting Attack on Titan. Political episodes such as enacting legislation prosecuting people who accidentally sit on the little people to the full extent of the law. So much to work with, such a shame.

cheers m8

They treat it as such in the movie, literally calling them cultists.

ending sucks right, happily ever after with the nagging asian and acting like a servant to poor immigrants, wow so beautiful

>Welcome to 5'11 Theater and Grill may I take your order?

>quintessentially American

Kek

the Nikolaj Coster-Waldau threads and gay porn spam didn't tip you off?

GARBAGE

A little video on how the process works. Makes you wonder why no one has made 3D printed porn yet

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So is the movie redpilled or not?

no, they call the people trying to create a "noahs arc" for the global warming apocloypse cultists

So its redpilled then

the rest of them just accept that the world is ending and that the ice caps are melting and global warming fucked everything

So why would you want to shrink yourself?
I mean if you are small you are in danger of getting eaten by cats, dogs and some birds.

It should have been a harsh and humorous critique on materialism, modern relationships, intimacy and consumerist ideologies, but it's not. It's garbage with a stupid mixed message about global warming and poor people not getting enough handouts. They completely wasted the premise.

But realluly what should one expect from MATT DAMON these days?

Movie is beyond retarded. When they go through a norwegian forest their excuse was birds like mice and mice like crickets, and the bugs were just the size of dogs to them. Also the dragonfly from the trailers eats the mosquitos. Fucking sad

Laura Dern was in it for like a minute. That was good.

Otherwise the movie was a fucking mess. You have this interesting sci-concept in your hands, you bring up some questions relating to that concept, but you ultimately decide to focus the movie on the purpose of Matt Damon's life???????

I legit fucking forgot that the people were miniature the second half of the movie. What a fucking wasted concept.

Also there was a literal retard sitting behind me that kept kicking my seat. That was annoying.

Are they fighting giant ants and riding on spiders?

No? Then fuck off. Thats the only cool scenario for a miniaturize movie.

Its called Honey I Shrunk The Kids you fucking pleb. Not every concept has to do the same thing

3 hours of nonstop screaming vietnamese lady
For a movie this long, you'd expect literally ANYTHING to have happened in it.

It baffles me how high up actors asses we are to mark out for just a minute of screentime.

>Only soyboys who now hate Matt Damon because of his remarks on sexual assault and retarded trumpsters who believe earth is flat are hating it

Must be good

>Must be good

Nigger this movie goes through 6 different plots and finishes none. It was the equivalent of paying a prostitute then she asks if you'd like a blowjob then asking if they'd like anal then asking if your into feet then telling you your time is up before you even got started

Wait this came out? I saw a single ad for it on a YouTube video, thought the concept was cute but pretty stupid, and went on with my day.

i forgot he was even in the movie?

speak for yourself i dont care for name drop and celebs

Don't forget the blatantly lying trailer that made it out to seem like a stupid yet enjoyable sci fi comedy.