Why is German cinema so disgusting?

Why is German cinema so disgusting?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/4j2sNNmOfXo
youtube.com/watch?v=4r-QLVjOV1E
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

there's a reason all the succesfull german kino artists get the fuck out as soon as

herzog would rather be in a deadly jungle that hamburg

They're a pretty disgusting people.
French cinema is almost as bad, but g*rmaniggers really take the cake.

>hamburg

dont talk shit about HAMBURG

>tfw you never will be a relevant city

no girl has looked at me like that i am so ugly

...

Do women really do this?

Imagine being Hans in this scene

what movie tho

get fucked hamburgian

Only German women.
Before they take the Big Arab Cock

The German psyche is so repressed by their collective guilt, the only outlet they have is sex, and in the most depraved way.

what move is this?

That's kino as fuck

Feuchtgebiete or Wetlands in english

youtu.be/4j2sNNmOfXo

Feuchtgebiete... iirc "Wetlands" in English, it's based on a book which afaik revolves solely about disgusting stuff like this.

Haven’t seen the clip but I bet it’s that german movie with that filthy qtpie who likes body fluids who cuts her hemoroids and has to go to the hospital.

disgusting. that should be a black man

Arabs don't have big cocks cuxk boi

>tfw girls have given me that look but I didn't do anything since I'm a giant asspie

I still wouldn't fuck with fish pussy though

>Hamburg is still the best city on the north half of the cube

Does it works the same if I don't wash my dick?

>t. Hans micro Cock

FUCK WHO EVER MADE THIS WEBM

I FUCKING HATE SMELLY PUSSY WHAT THE FUCK
one time i fucked a girl with a smelly pussy. it smelled so bad and the friction of my cock just made it worse. i thought nothing of it but the smell stained my clothes. i had to wash it twice to get it out. and it stayed with me mentally. everytime i get angry i smell her pussy.

Germans, Americans, Japanese, and the French are the most sexually degenerate and perverse people on the planet.

Refugee detected. Nobody else fucks with clothes on except rapists

canada too. toronto is pretty much just a shit hole

my clothes were on the floor. it was a hotel room. her pussy stained the whole room. everything the smell from her vag touched stained it. i feel bad for the maids who had to go in there. i slept in the bath tub because the bed smelled too bad

you should have a long talk with your mother

I feel like American is the most pg-13 out of that list

>Falling for the hygienic Jew

>Shave armpits
>No more smelly armpits

>Shave your head bald
>No more smelly hair.

Skunk can't smell his own stink lol

Germans are naturally predisposed to degeneracy. That's why they need to be kept in line with strong conservative, authoritarian institutions. Without it they fall into self-destructive hedonism and decadence.

I tried to watch that movie...
I was like, WTF am I watching...
I'd rather watch schindler's list ten times (feels good to see jews die) than this abomination.

At the end they relate everything to psychological trauma. It's not endorsing scat memes.

GOTT STRAFE ROCHE

/thread

They recently made a movie about a woman fucking a wolf. They also made Nekromantik.

>Feuchtgebiete
>She secretly rams the pedal of her hospital bed into her anus....
>Thus having successfully extended her stay

written by a British woman.

>GORE = GOOD GOOD GOOD
>NUDITY = BAD BAD BAD

why are americans so retarded?

Why is everything in Germany about sex? Serious question.

Still haven't recovered from losing ww2

Is this a stealth braaap thread?

Reminder that roasties cannot wash their vagina too much otherwise the bacteria that grows there gets killed and that bacteria prevents yeast infections

It's true, look it up. roasties must remain unhygienic because too much cleaning causes them to get viral infections

Roasties literally live and breath because they're filthy

How can anyone defend roasties in this day and age?

Jews mind fucked them into degeneracy after world war 2

Watch documentaries on Berlin after world war 1.

germans are actual savages

it's not a matter of defending them so much as placating them so they don't ruin your life

its absoluteley not.
us germans are way more "stuck up" then .. pretty much every other europeans except maybe the even more autistic north

>cinema

I'm glad Antje trauer hasn't felt victim to this.
There's a wonderful role she plays in some deutsch film as a very doting girlfriend, can't find it.

man I'm not gay but vaginas are so fucking disgusting, like seriously, I'm becoming agamous

>Post yfw Germany and it's"EU" army start to prepare for war

>You will get to finish what your grandfathers started

WHEN
H
E
N

hot

Because people here only want to watch edgy sex movies or bad comedy movies with Til Schweiger in it

European cinema has always been degenerate

seriously that kind of webm is a sexuality ruiner

Can confirm as Dutch. Germans have a poor sense of humor, are holier-than-thou most of the times and hypocritical about sex. They also are noticibly more flatter than almost all European country.

>talking about your bodily fluids and odors is deep according to obsessed european
Do you also laugh at fart jokes?

it made me so horny

Starting to agree. Or atleast, I like innies visually more, but don't feel as great as outies.

Also Matthias Schweighöfer, both are instant red flags and if they're starring in a more serious movie you quickly notice their hilariously bad acting

What's Germany' opinion about cobra 11

genuine soyboy homosexual

Holy shit WTF Germans are based

i thought these were the reasons for the downfall of german cinema
if there ever was one

It just didn't evolve. There was a chance to create a legitimate German Movie culture with movies like Das Boot and directors like Herzog but nothing came of it.

Islam might actually teach them some decency

There are good productions from time to time like Dark or smaller ones, but these are mostly Indie then.
Still, the movie industry is relatively tiny compared to Germany's population count and economy

They should keep this fucking bitch behind a glass wall for the rest of her life

>glass wall
wat?

It's a reference

Fine but stuck on the worst TV channel in the world of all time (RTL)
And the "state channels" (they aren't state channels but we all have to pay €17 for it, like BBC, you get what I'm saying) don't produce anything worthwhile and are literally funding left extremists
And I don't mean that as a buzzword for left views, I mean real extremists

Why do roasties call guys "gross" and "disgusting" if they themselves are more disgusting than any guy could ever be?

I want to fuck that boy

lel did a virgin write this? no one likes pussy stank

>generalize to have an argument for hating all women

women know they're naturally disgusting that's why they go to such great lengths to mask it

Europoors are degenerate lefties.

t.Pedro Guimenez Sanchez

My class once went to Germany as part of an exchange program, and we were told that Germans might find our habit of taking a shower every day strange, because they only shower once every 2-4 days.

Also the state channels are enforced and expensive
Every household has to pay €17,50/month, doesn't matter if they even have a TV, radio or computer at all

Movie?

seems healthier for your skin

This. Germany was a mistake.

>germans

They make 8 billion Euros per year with that and even want to raise the price again.
The content they put out don't represent those billions at all though

but my german toilet splashes too

hannibal the series

fuck off roastie, why don't you go wash your cunt before going "ew" at a guy for sweating in a hot ass day

I'm not a girl but I can be one if you want

mandatory

>german tries to hide his shame by posting memes
Too bad Hans

bavaria is great, bro

But you faggots have the most crazy BDSM porn.

>bavaria is great because of some old roastie and men in costumes chainsmoking
oh ok

so does it show anything or is it one of those implied scenes

youtube.com/watch?v=4r-QLVjOV1E

Absolutely degenerate

I used to have the german toilet for a long time and it was pure garbage. It had problems flushing down bigger loads, smelled terribly, and was overall disgusting.