ITT: Your dad's waifu

ITT: Your dad's waifu

>t. faggot born in the year 2000

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your dad is krager?

Well she was perfect at one point. ;_;

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What went so wrong?

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Ever since he became single he's apparently gotten really into Beyonce. Going so far as to get a Beyonce 2018 calendar.

Which is weird because he's racist as fuck.

good choice user's dad

That's such a nice picture of her.

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My dad's waifu is my mom.

Turns out my dad was a closet fag who lived a lie for many years. I'm not going to ask him just for this thread's sake.

Your father was the user of his time.

My dad's had like 100 women. He doesn't care about that shit anymore, only houses, money and vacations.

>My dad's had like 100 women

Mine was fond of telling me things of this sort about himself.

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Yeah but i've met like 20 of them personally growing up, there were many more before that and the skanks from when he used to go out with his single friends every weekend. He didnt stop that shit until he was almost 50

did he rub off on you?

lmao your mum's a cuck bro

no he mostly fucked my mouth

well that's traumatic

my dad's waifu is a local Mexican bimbo weather lady

Drugs
Homosexuality

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I have decent social skills, i've gone out alot parties and stuff from 17-23, but i've never been a ladies man no.

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Dad had a thing for redheads pic related are his other two favourites

can wizards post their waifus?

fuck she ages so well she could be anyone's waifu

Honorable mention to Annie Potts and Paula Abdul.

she’s mine as well

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her nosejob bothers me

sugar water

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I'm curious to ask him. I'm thinking it's either Janice from Rocky Horror or that blonde chick from ABBA. Or Tomei from My Cousin Vinny.
...I don't want to have to explain what a waifu is though.

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Saxophonist from Rod Stewart live dvds.
He used to watch them daily just for her. Hes still married...

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My dad had great taste before the stroke

My dad has good taste

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Can't disagree

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