>outruns your dinosaurs in high heels
Outruns your dinosaurs in high heels
Austin Edwards
Luke Collins
With sheer powers of titty.
Kevin Clark
Welcome back to 2015
Evan Martin
she has a cute tummy if you ever get a chance to see it
Michael Barnes
Was this one of the worst blockbuster movies ever?
It's up there with BvS and TLJ in terms of sheer stupidity.
Jeremiah Williams
OK sure, but she'll never outrun my jizz load.
Blake Green
Have you seen the trailer for the sequel?
It already looks like total dog shit
Daniel Foster
just watched this on tv with my mummy
hi fellow bongloid
Connor Nelson
Ok so you fucked her, that much is clear, now where is the tape.
James Foster
T-Rex was tamed, it wasn't trying to attack mommy. It was trained to follow the flare you brainlet.
Blake Adams
Didn't BDH get BLACKED?
I think DAW also got BLACKED now that I think about it.
Noah Miller
>we gotta save the dinos because reasons
How the fuck can you even make a movie around such an awful premise?
Brody Jones
Jurassic World was shit but at least it didn't shit on the previous lore and characters unlike TLJ
Kayden Collins
they are running out of reasons why someone would go back to the island
Michael Long
Here in Ukraine chicks are trained to walk on them at early age. My gf can outrun me anytime.
Jason Ramirez
that's because you're out of shape
Gavin Nguyen
Yeah, that, too. Kek
Christian Butler
>tfw your mum makes a thread on Sup Forums after watching the christmas film on ITV
go to bed
Angel Cox
Even Jurassic Park 3 had a more plausible premise.
>Alan gets tricked by rich couple to fly over island
>Oh shit they're liars and they're actually going to land on island
>Fuck we gotta get out
This new movie couldn't even be bothered to do that. The island is fucking erupting and yet these same idiots are convinced that they HAVE to go there to save a bunch of fucking frankensteins that already cost ingen billions in damages.
Charles Evans
Come wank on me tits first, luv.
Dylan Gutierrez
show me
Parker Jones
the director probably promised her he'd knock her up if she did it
Xavier Mitchell
>Went out of her way to state she won't be in heels in Jurassic World 2.
You ruined it for me.
Sebastian Myers
My dinosaur wants to shoot his mucus on her face.
Zachary Jones
would be hilarious if the dinosaurs randomly had feathers in the next movie and none of the characters ever mentioned it