What is thy bidding my master?

What is thy bidding my master?

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Check these digits lord Vader

it's a disaster skywalker we're after

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IT'S A DISASTER

tell me a little about yourself, lord vaydah
why do you wear the mask?

>how about I "BID THEE" to stop ramming the ship into fuckin asteroids! How bout that?

what if he could be turned to the dark side?

he would be extremely useful

dont

>We have a new enemy. The young Rebel who destroyed the Death Star. I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.
>How is that possible?
What a completely unnecessary change, fuck the Special Editions.

force you

What even was Dark Vader's job? Was he in the army or in the politics or what?

Literally what was wrong with that?

episode IV: badass SS officer, grandma tolkien's muscle
episode V: spontaneously promoted to luke's dad and sheev's muscle
prequels: retroactively promoted to space jesus

Wait who was Grandma Tolkien? The white Princess' mother?

Who the fuck is that?

The Emperor's "enforcer".

He's a big guy.

What was the original line?

This is like the only change that was a slight improvement, the rest is filler and making shit worse

BRING ME JAKE SKYWALKER

>There is a great disturbance in the force
>The Young rebel who destroyed the death star. I have no doubt this boy is Jake "If he strays a bit from the light, I'll stab him in the night" Skywalker

...

Because it tells us two things:
>Vader was a retard that didn't realize that Luke was his son until the Emperor told him in this scene.
>Vader's only reason for obsessing over finding Luke before this scene was because Luke destroyed the Death Star.
In the original cut of Empire it's clear that Vader knew from the beginning of the movie that Luke was his son, which is why he was sending Star Destroyers through asteroid fields to get to him. His plan from the beginning was to connect with his son to overthrow the Emperor. The Special Edition ruined it.

Original scene
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I don't have a problem with replacing the alien thing with Sidious, that one line was just really stupid.

He fits as a Commissar; technically an advisor that's outside the chain of command, but still has implicit authority over officers.
In ANH, that authority ended at Tarkin, but later it covered everyone.

Perhaps I'm wondering why someone would dismember a man, before throwing him into a river of lava

Opening up Cloud City with extra shots and CGI windows/balconies was really nice too

So was adding that one shot of the millennium falcon taking off from tattooine in anh

At least you can communicate across long distances using the Force.

that's impossible master, no such thing exists.

Why has their relationship become so rigid and formal after Anakin became Vader? Palpy and Annie used to be real good friends but Vader and Emperor/Sidious relationship is so cold. What happened?

Not that user and obviously not defending that shitty rewriting, but your logic is flawed, Vader could very well be lying to the Emperor pretending he didn't know.

But damn, that original scene is so cool. Empire is on a whole other level, really. We never got to this ever again.

I agree it changes the scene a bit, but I think it's clear that Vader is hiding his true intentions from Sidious from the beginning of the movie. He's pretending to be surprised.
The special edition of V was the one I watched first and that's the impression I got from it, at least.

only a jedi deals in good friends.

Sheev is pretty cordial to him in Jedi.
Vader just respects Sheev

It's an incredibly stupid reddit-tier joke of grand moff tarkin

>Palpy and Annie used to be real good friends
Palpatine was a mentor, not a friend. He was the only person who even noticed that Anakin was a fucked up guy.

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I've watched it again though and I'm retarded. You were right.

Does that asteroid blow up that star destroyer making that hologram guy on the left disappear immediately after?

That's what I've always thought.

Beastiality is illegal my master.

the dark side is a pathway to many fetishes some consider... unnatural

Have you ever heard the story of Darth Furry the Strange?

Why did Sheev sound like a young man here but in RotJ he sounded like an old faggot who has had lung cancer at some point in his life

I will make it legal

Because Vader realized he was played and Palpatine stopped pretending to care

who /stillcan'tgetoverthefactthattheemperorsfirstnameisfuckingsteve/ here?

A fallen Jedi Knight who was the attack dog of the Empire.

In the first Star Wars I always got the impression that he existed outside of the command chain and generally got passed around as a living weapon between actual Imperial Officers.

He was basically a glorified thug for the Empire, never a mastermind or high ranking commander of the Empire.

The EU used to/still does fanwank the shit out of him though and would paint him as some gary stu ultimate leader.

Lucas changed shit every movie. In ANH Vader really did kill Anakin but in ESB Vader became Anakin. The change made Obi Wan seem like an asshole

Have you guys seen this? Some random guy made an edit to this scene to make the emperor look like he looks in episode 6. It's pretty good work (starts around 1:07)

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>The EU used to/still does fanwank the shit out of him though and would paint him as some gary stu ultimate leader.
ESB and RotJ establish him as the Emperor's right-hand man.

Because the buddy buddy stuff was just to seduce him to the dark side and thread his puppet strings.

Once he had control over Vader, he no longer needed to pretend as if he was his friend. He was his master.

Second in command

Obi Wan killed many of Anakin's midichlorians so Sheev didn't care about him anymore.

Thanks, that was interesting

Is it possible to develop such a fetish?

Not as a normalfag

The shadowy arch villain in the original Star Wars trilogy THAT THEY FUCKING RUINED BY SHOWING IN FULL FORM, KILLING HIM OFF, AND NOT EXPLAINING HIS BACKSTORY AT ALL UNTIL 30 YEARS LATER

Is this b8?

Will Episode IX be good, Sheev?

I think he's making a joke. It's not a social interaction Sup Forums would tell you.

Is it possible to learn from such banter?

Not from an autist

I don't think you needed the force to predict that one, Sheev.
But will Kathleen Kennedy finally be kicked out after it inevitably under performs?

Will Rian continue with the next trilogy? Follow up, will you please cure my cancer?

Will I get a cute Latina gf soon?

Will Disney retcon/remake the prequels?

>reroll

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Did a star destroyer ever actually destroy a star? Why did they need that dreadnaught? And why did they use actual bombs instead of b wings equipped with heavy weapons to blow it up from afar?

I don't know, I've found it in related videos

>Did a star destroyer ever actually destroy a star?
No, it's just a cool name.
>Why did they need that dreadnaught?
cause it's bigger I guess.
>And why did they use actual bombs instead of b wings equipped with heavy weapons to blow it up from afar?
Muh WWII analogy

Sir

Based Sheev poster

It's a destroyer class. Star-Destroyer sounds less corny than Space Destroyer. Likewise, Starship.

>Return of the Jedi: Revisited Production Begins
>things I have planned so far
>...
>...
>Add female pilots

the original emperor was played by a woman

Movie was done for me when they started to move in those slow as bombers. And why did those bombs get through the shield of the ship anyways. It was a single fucking ship that got through. God I'm getting mad again about this pile of dogshit.

General Hugs, is that you?

Bad b8 m8

>using b8 m8 meme

Palpatine was an emperor, but he was a Sith master first. Vader was his special pet. He was middle management. He did whatever because his only boss was his master. His job was whatever Palpatine required him to do at that moment.

Will Finn cuck Kylo?

How did that incompetent ginger fag ever become a general.

different actors

Because le alt right nazi analogy.

Vader fucked up the hunt for the Death Star plans. A quadrillion credit facility up in smoke.

Were audiences in 1983 confused when the Emperor didn't look like a monkey in ROTJ?

They probably forgot what he looked like since it was a short scene, and many of them didn't have VHS yet.

Yep.
Hologram dude makes an "OH SHIT" warding off gesture just before his signal gets cut off.

Yes, he'd be a powerful ally

His title was the Empire's 'enforcer'
Basically he just went around slaughtering Rebels and escaped Jedi and doing basically whatever he felt like or Sheev forced him to

>Suck my wrinkly Sith nutsack.

Did Clive refuse to accept the change?

This was my first thought, thanks user.

Another dark jedi...

Will EA keep the rights to make SW vidya until 2023?