Homestuck

Was it really necessary to retcon Act 6 by bringing back an awful character and fix someone's boyfriend problem?

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Fuck you.

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Kek last thread died with only 200 posts, feels good

Karkat isn't awful.

You mean half retcon, they didn't even do it right.

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I really miss act 5.

>John's birthday
>better draw Davekat

This joke has gone on long enough

Why does Dave have Lars' haircut

Shelby's an SU storyboarder now

>Hussie is one degree of separation away from SU
This disturbs me

>Homestuck when south 5/7ths of the way through
>SU went south just after 3/5th of its show
Coincidence?

No, how are those numbers related

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Rose no! Dave has herpes!

That's a dirty lie!

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dont you just love people fetishizing homosexuality even with the characters don't even like each other?

>people imagined these two imaginary characters together
>those characters wouldn't even DOOOOOOOO that!

Sup Forums, never change

>don't even like each other?
But they do, even before the retcon. Some of us hate them for being a romantic pairing and Karkat reduced to Dave's cocksleeve.

I wonder if we game kept to 3D how close it would be to ME:A

Probably not close at all

Does Nepeta really dislike other Karkat ships?

She wants that angry manlet all to herself.

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Yeah! Vriska a shit!

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They became friends eventually, but still

Yeah, I was talking about their friendship status.

aw shit, how long until there's a Vitiligo human

Sugar's better than that.

She is letting her crew more freedom to the show.

Is she? I thought she just married one.

I don't know now

Not THAT much freedom

idk man, we've seen what Zuke did to Paridot and Lapis

Which she got trashed and exiled for

did she?

Yep

They're prime. The next piece made by one of Shelby's friends will go south 7/11 of the way through

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why does dave have a nigger nose? why does he have a nose at all

those are the shittiest ears i've ever seen, too

This
Why does Dave have a nose yet Karkat doesn't have one?

No, her wife Amber is the one who works on SU.

Why is Dave's hair a piece of shit instead of a bird

So Shelby ONCE AGAIN fucked her way into someone's inner circle

They didn't even bother giving him sideburns. That's like the one defining fucking characteristic. Jesus H. Chridt.

Who the fuck are these characters?

Karkat and Dave? I know the right one is Dave, because Tumblr is fascinated on turning Dave black

And left is fat and fat&short is always Karkat

>That's like the one defining fucking characteristic
No see his one defining fucking characteristic is loving Karkat

Eh, left one could be Rose because of puffy hair and being a midget, but since so many tumblrites are terrible at drawing, it may just be either.

I'm gonna hazard a guess and say Roxy and Dirk, so God help us if I'm right.

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It's Rose. Check the eyes.

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LOL

I blame Davekat

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I blame Hussie mismanaging everything and then when he brought it back it was no longer funny

So davekat

Basically. How can the two funniest characters become the unfunniest relationship?

God I fucking hate Shelby so much. She might even be worse than Lauren Zuke.

obsessed

Oh go whine on tumblr you stereotypical fuck.

Did Zuke ever fuck to get ahead

lol

Honesly, that is a good point, maybe it was the moment when Dave decided to deem Karkat as "Overly sensetive" and decided to not rip on him as much, even though that constent ripping on eachother was what made their friendship pretty great in the first place.
Kinda like how Rose and Kanaya had really great conversation because Rose would flirt and somehow that would Confuse Kanaya.

Nah, she fucked herself by herself.

I think you just hit the nail on the head as to why I loathe this ship so much.

>be me
>write homosuck fic in the year of Our Lord 2017
>despise the 'friends who never hang' trope, so try to subvert it as much as possible in everything I write
>refuse to write Dave and Karkat so much as breathing in each other's direction despite ostensibly being friends because now everything about them interacting makes me want to scream
>I fucking hate DaveKat so much

More that Hussie himself was afraid to offend anyone, hence why the ending was so non-committal

vriskagram was in 2015. davekat has been canon for 2 years and you're still whining about it daily lol. go play a video game or read a book where the vanilla het ships like davejade happen 99% of the time.

I mean I would like DaveKat if it wasn't handled like ass.

At least try you fucker.

>caring about ships at all in 2017 for any reason

>where the vanilla het ships like davejade happen 99% of the time

happened in homestuck too lol

Do not give the davekat blogger a (you), please.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA Sup Forums YOU FUCKASSES!

FUCK YOU

FUCKEN, KILL YOURSELVES

are you being ironic about believing davejade is actually canon endgame or have you managed to reverse engineer the thinking process of demented chimps to convince yourself of this?

eat my ass

> about believing davejade is actually canon endgame

I get that all that fat and yaoi porn has caused your brain to be a bit slow, but pay attention

What the fuck do you expect from a cisgender literally who davekat blogger?

Hey now, Icels and icels-tier posters might be scum, but they shouldn't be attacked for being cis, they should be attacked for being shit-taste retards who whine because they got queerbaited or whatever.

Who is best waifu, and why is it nepeta?

You mean Aradia.
A valid Homestuck waifu must have
>dark hair
>long hair
>glasses
Nepeta only fulfills one of these, thus she is a failing grade waifu.

That's not how you spell Kanaya

When will Karkat or Lord English fucking kill everyone in Universe C?

your forgot that they need to be FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH

GIANT

MONSTER

HORSECOCKS

You mean cum. Doesn't matter the source, be it monsters or Striders or Colin Mochrie.

Why Colin Mochrie?

I had a HoneySelect card for him and made him fuck tons of Aradia at once, it's appropriate.

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aradia doesnt wear glasses

2/3 then

but she's still not a valid waifu, according to those specifications

I'm willing to agree that they're tied

In Aradia's case it's definitely horsecocks.

She's got a nice hat tho

more valid than nep

but how many horsecocks
And do she and jade find better cocks on their Adventure for Big Fat Cocks

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