Pitch me your movie idea

Pitch me your movie idea

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Pee in poo

A realistic film about an user's life and his struggles with depression and loneliness

>Eh, you know, there's this zombie outbreak, right...?

A remake of a previously popular film ...but with an all female cast!

The Song of Hiawatha Trilogy.

Directed by Mel Gibson.

surefire hit

Star wars wrote by raimi and directed by wiseau

CIA movie/TDKR 2

Sheev solo movie

The Minecraft movie/blocks movie

>my pen is cheaper than the ones you'll usually find in retail stores

How did I go?

aliens crashland on earth and need to survive and wait for help while being hunted by aztecs

Mr Raimi, it's a pleasure to meet you, people from here are fanatics of your deeds, it would be a dream come true if you came to /r/tv to do an AMA

Victorian Period War of the Worlds

A teenage boy that goes back in the time by incarnating in the body of his ancestors, he is a Sup Forumsack so his main goal is transform the world in Hitler's wet dream, but he ends up fucking everything up and create multiple parallel realities that he doesn't even know where he is.

A buddy cop movie with orcs

>Star wars wrote by raimi and directed by wiseau

reddit tier tbqfff

a movie following the life of a lighter. i always have one, but never bought one. they seem to come and go. some of them probably end up in really interesting places.

this, but turn it into a netflix series, with a different object each episode like a dollar, an item in perpetual re-gifting, etc
call it Changing Hands

STAR WARS

There is this black guy who learns he is the next king of an island but then finds out it's all fake and made up by aliens and shit.
And he has an eccentric friend with a wicked sense of humor played by black jack.

fuck off

A 1970s crime drama - police officer walks the line between unionists and republicans in his Belfast station, being coerced from one side while trying to solve a mystery. 20 min shootout at the end.

Haha that's ridiculous who would ever buy that

A guy comes to work and walks into the break room where his female coworker is talking to her friends and he casually bends her over the table, lifts her skirt up, pulls her panties down and fucks her pussy right in front of them. Her friends just sit there pointing and laughing at her while she's getting fucked against her will and one of the friends close and locks the door while the other records it. They spit on her while the man is just thrusting into her pussy and squeezing her big, round butt cheeks. The supervisor comes breaks the door down and the woman pleads for his help with tears in her eyes. The supervisor pulls his pants down and casually sticks his throbbing cock in her mouth to shut her up and the guy behind her unbuttons her top and whips her C cup tits out while he's still fucking her from behind. They blow their load inside her and made the female coworkers clean their cocks off with their mouths.

Stick a pen in my dick hole.

Fallout movie directed by Wes Anderson with Jeff Goldblum as a Vault overseer exploring the wasteland in the same vein as Life Aquatic but more violent.

This would be pretty fun

>A teenage boy that goes back in the time by incarnating in the body of his ancestors, he is a Sup Forumsack so his main goal is transform the world in Hitler's wet dream, but he ends up in the body of a jew in a work camp and makes a terrifying realisation about his heritage
ftfy

That's a real Japanese film, isn't it?

Brilliant.

I'm sure you will find a dozen of JAVs with that exact plot.

>opens up with a guy falling off a woolly mammoth
>*record scratch* you're probably wondering how I got in this situation. Well, it goes a little like this:
>cut to said character in a lab that clones extinct animals doing trial testing

user tries to get free ideas from a sengalese canary raising board, ends up with nothing

Not a movie but..

The story of a young depressed men, who's ready to kill himself, but before he wants to travel a little with his backpack. He found a dog while traveling, meet some peoples while traveling in tiny villages, etc etc, at the end he realises he just needed to get out of big cities.

humans went underground before an imminent catastrophic event to strike the earth, come out later on to find life has infact survived on the surface but humans are enslaved and aliens have taken the world, unaware of those underground
then comes a fight to take back the earth but it also sympathises with the aliens who have terraformed and fixed the problems which humans caused
there would also be a romance between a female ayylmao and a human where the alien questions his/her loyalty to their race

A film about a group of filmkaers who aim to make a film about a group of film makers trying to make a film about a group of filmmakers making a film/

...

It's a porno.

But it's also a musical.

>Send me the fucking check in the mail mouse

Some guy brings unwanted guests to the airplane and the operator of CIA has to fill the flight plan for the new crew. Turns out one of them was the masked man and he wants to crash the plane with no survivors. Will the Doctor on the plane survive in the end?

kino. Who would you cast for Bruna and Lola?

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Make this SCP into a movie, I think it would translate pretty well in this medium
I we start the movie in 2 month it'll air just in time for Halloween desu

Horror movie like Grave Encounters, but instead of an asylum its in the woods

Salma hayek and Jessica Alba

Paul Blart Cinematic Universe.

Prequel on Vek, goes into his beginnings as a thug going up the ranks of a rising street gang that gains influence within the US intelligence agencies.


Stand-alone Maya film on her experiences in college and how the events of Mall Cop 1 and 2 have affected her life.


Prequel on Paul going through the police academy.

An epic space adventure saga chronicalling the archetypal hero's journey across several trilogies.
Here's the twist; we make the 4th film first

Cute lesbian Nazi harem vs communist/robot/alien (all three at once, that is) army

yas, would watch

Dark comedy
3 guys living together
All 3 are drug addicts, pretty down the rabbit hole desu
Movie follows their day to day lives and how they are trying to cope with the loss of their best friend
Not sure on this one but there'd sometimes be some flashbacks(that's how you figure out they are coping with loss) with how life was when their friend was alive and stuff like that, then suddenly back to reality in the dump they live in, surrounded by trash and depravity.
2 of them die with one of them being the main character
Movie ends with secondary character left all alone sobbing in a corner or something
The reason why a secondary character stays alive is because there's not that much focus on him so even the viewers can feel his sorrow and despair. There's not that much focus on him, we don't know that much about the guy, what he's capable of and all that. If it were the main character left there'd be some sort of closure for the viewers because it's a character that was thoroughly presented to them.

Epic student film bro

So like Trainspotting but without the juxtaposition of the humour and commentary on modern lfe, instead just being an edgy borefest?
Well good luck with that mate

A 18+ Harvey Weinstein biography epic movie in which graphic sex is depicted with all the actresses he coaxed into fuckery

This

>Netflix
You know this is an 18+ board right?

fund it

a spiritual sequel to Road to Wellville. two doctors fresh out of med school are getting by by performing "cervical manipulation procedures" for women in the early 1900's. a french inventor threatens their practice with his new electric vibrator. the two doctors and their sassy lesbian midwife assistant try various wacky schemes to put the frenchman out of business but eventually lose and have to carve a new niche in the field of medicine. lessons are learned and laughs are had. James Franco, Seth Rogan, Amy Schumer, and Sasha Baron Cohen star in "Hysteria"

A movie about a burnt out college astrophysicist/conspiracy theorist set on finding aliens.

It begins with him finding an object set to pass by Earth, as the movie goes on he becomes more intrigued and then the Government begins to chase him for his work. He goes on and on about UFO conspiracies throughout the entire film.

At the end of the film he gets arrested by the government and they intercept the mysterious object from space.

The end of the films shows them revealing said object as a golden record from a mysterious probe.

All throughout the movie there will be subtle differences such as Mars being Mors on a poster or something like that.

Main star is Nicholas Cage


You're welcome Hollywood.