LONG AGO IN A DISTANT HOOD, I BLACKU

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT HOOD, I BLACKU

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THE CAP-POPPIN' NIGGA OF BLACKNESS

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BUT AN IGNORANT CRACKA WITH A MAGIC GLOCK STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME

MEANWHILE, I BLACKUOOGLY EYES SPILLED AN UNSPEAKABLE AMOUNT OF FRIED CHICKEN

THE SHAAAAAAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF BLACKNESS WHO KEEPS MESSIN UP WHEN RAPPIN HIS BEATS

BEFORE THE FINAL WHIP WAS CRACKED, I TORE OPEN HIS ASS AND FUCKED HIM INTO THE FUTURE. NO HOMO DAWG YA FEELIN ME? PRISON RULES YA DIG?

BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK I TORE OPEN A PORTAL, AND FLUNG HIM IN THE GHETTO WHERE MY NIGGATRY IS LAW! NOW THE FOOLS SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE SUBURBS TO UNDO THE EVIL THA TIS BLAKU

Got to get back
Back to the crack

Samurai Jackquan

looks like op got harassed by a nigger today hahaha

DA GRAPEDRANKIN'. MASSUH O' DARKIES

Boondocks meets Samurai Jack when?

Huey = Jack
Riler = Scottsman
Uncle Ruckus = Aku

>I, RUCKU

oh god yes

shut up tyron dont trigger me

Gotta send blacks
Back to to the fields
Racewar now
KKK... Jack

Are you saying all black people are ghetto nigger sorcerers? Oh my how racist.

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GOTTA GO BLACK GOTTA GO BLACK UP YO ASS WHITE CRACKA JACK

Long ago in a distant hood, I, Blacku, the cap-poppin master of niggas, unleashed an unspeakable mixtape. But, a deadass cracka landlord, weilding a magic deed, stepped forth to evict me. Before the final subpoena was signed, I tore open a '64 Impala, and flung him into the projects, where my niggardry is law. Now the cracka seeks to return to the hood, and undo the mixtape of Blacku.

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Feel like the syllable count in the last line is off. Otherwise perfect.

GOTTA GET BLACKED
BLACKED IN THE ASS
ANONS MOM

KEK
Shouldn't had read this in the office

I pity the gook

Didn't we have that in one episode already?

youtube.com/watch?v=6a9gQKfvoJE

We are just having another thread about this dis crazy ass nyyaguuuh

look what we have here

the elusive black Sup Forums poster

well played sir

stop triggering me

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT HOOD, I BLACKU

THE SHAAAAAAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF
BLACKNESS WHO KEEPS MESSIN UP WHEN RAPPIN HIS BEATS

MEANWHILE, I BLACKUOOGLY EYES SPILLED AN UNSPEAKABLE AMOUNT OF FRIED CHICKEN

BUT AN IGNORANT CRACKA WITH A MAGIC GLOCK STEPPED FORTH TO ARREST ME

BEFORE THE FINAL WHIP WAS CRACKED, I TORE OPEN HIS ASS AND FUCKED HIM INTO THE FUTURE WHERE MY NIGGATRY IS LAW!

NOW THE FOOLS SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE SUBURBS TO UNDO THE EVIL THA TIS BLAKU. NO HOMO DAWG YA FEELIN ME? PRISON RULES YA DIG?

Got to get back
Back to the crack

Samurai Jackquan

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BACK IN DA 90'S ON LA'S EAST SIDE
I, DINDU
DA STORE LOOTIN' NEGROID O' PROPERTY DAMAGE
UNLEASHED UNSPEAKABLE "PROTEST"
BUT A FOOLISH ROOF KOREAN
WIELDING A MAGIC WINCHESTER
STEPPED FOURTH TO KILL MY BLACK ASS
BEFORE THE FINAL HOLLOWPOINT WAS SHOT
I TOSSED A BRICK THROUGH DAT DUMBASS GOOKS WINDOW
AND STOLE ALL DAT CHINAMAN'S CIGS N' 40'S
NOW DA FOOL GONNA PRESS CHARGES
AN UNDO DA DAMAGE DAT IS
DINDU

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