LONG AGO IN A DISTANT HOOD, I BLACKU
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT HOOD, I BLACKU
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THE CAP-POPPIN' NIGGA OF BLACKNESS
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BUT AN IGNORANT CRACKA WITH A MAGIC GLOCK STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
MEANWHILE, I BLACKUOOGLY EYES SPILLED AN UNSPEAKABLE AMOUNT OF FRIED CHICKEN
THE SHAAAAAAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF BLACKNESS WHO KEEPS MESSIN UP WHEN RAPPIN HIS BEATS
BEFORE THE FINAL WHIP WAS CRACKED, I TORE OPEN HIS ASS AND FUCKED HIM INTO THE FUTURE. NO HOMO DAWG YA FEELIN ME? PRISON RULES YA DIG?
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK I TORE OPEN A PORTAL, AND FLUNG HIM IN THE GHETTO WHERE MY NIGGATRY IS LAW! NOW THE FOOLS SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE SUBURBS TO UNDO THE EVIL THA TIS BLAKU
Got to get back
Back to the crack
Samurai Jackquan
looks like op got harassed by a nigger today hahaha
DA GRAPEDRANKIN'. MASSUH O' DARKIES
Boondocks meets Samurai Jack when?
Huey = Jack
Riler = Scottsman
Uncle Ruckus = Aku
>I, RUCKU
oh god yes
shut up tyron dont trigger me
Gotta send blacks
Back to to the fields
Racewar now
KKK... Jack
Are you saying all black people are ghetto nigger sorcerers? Oh my how racist.
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GOTTA GO BLACK GOTTA GO BLACK UP YO ASS WHITE CRACKA JACK
Long ago in a distant hood, I, Blacku, the cap-poppin master of niggas, unleashed an unspeakable mixtape. But, a deadass cracka landlord, weilding a magic deed, stepped forth to evict me. Before the final subpoena was signed, I tore open a '64 Impala, and flung him into the projects, where my niggardry is law. Now the cracka seeks to return to the hood, and undo the mixtape of Blacku.
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Feel like the syllable count in the last line is off. Otherwise perfect.
GOTTA GET BLACKED
BLACKED IN THE ASS
ANONS MOM
KEK
Shouldn't had read this in the office
I pity the gook
Didn't we have that in one episode already?
We are just having another thread about this dis crazy ass nyyaguuuh
look what we have here
the elusive black Sup Forums poster
well played sir
stop triggering me
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT HOOD, I BLACKU
THE SHAAAAAAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF
BLACKNESS WHO KEEPS MESSIN UP WHEN RAPPIN HIS BEATS
MEANWHILE, I BLACKUOOGLY EYES SPILLED AN UNSPEAKABLE AMOUNT OF FRIED CHICKEN
BUT AN IGNORANT CRACKA WITH A MAGIC GLOCK STEPPED FORTH TO ARREST ME
BEFORE THE FINAL WHIP WAS CRACKED, I TORE OPEN HIS ASS AND FUCKED HIM INTO THE FUTURE WHERE MY NIGGATRY IS LAW!
NOW THE FOOLS SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE SUBURBS TO UNDO THE EVIL THA TIS BLAKU. NO HOMO DAWG YA FEELIN ME? PRISON RULES YA DIG?
Got to get back
Back to the crack
Samurai Jackquan
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BACK IN DA 90'S ON LA'S EAST SIDE
I, DINDU
DA STORE LOOTIN' NEGROID O' PROPERTY DAMAGE
UNLEASHED UNSPEAKABLE "PROTEST"
BUT A FOOLISH ROOF KOREAN
WIELDING A MAGIC WINCHESTER
STEPPED FOURTH TO KILL MY BLACK ASS
BEFORE THE FINAL HOLLOWPOINT WAS SHOT
I TOSSED A BRICK THROUGH DAT DUMBASS GOOKS WINDOW
AND STOLE ALL DAT CHINAMAN'S CIGS N' 40'S
NOW DA FOOL GONNA PRESS CHARGES
AN UNDO DA DAMAGE DAT IS
DINDU
The future is beautiful