It finally happened Sup Forums

It finally happened Sup Forums.

Pan "goth me up and throw away the key" Pizza finally has a legit girlfriend. What's YOUR excuse for being single?

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hi choripan, prepare to be banned again

IT'S NOT
FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRR
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>furry

mistakes were made

I want to KEEP the money I make

pan is
the man

Is this actually legit or is the video fake?

Who the fuck cares

Any Texas anons willing to cuck Pan?

UNDERRATED

Pan was talking about how him and this girl Sheepy were cuddling and how they were considering dating and Sheepy also talked about very lewd things involving her and Pan which was cut out of the actual video so yeah Pan is on his way of finally getting laid.

I hope this girl and her furry ass is ready for 28 years of pent up sexual aggression.

It's easy to find someone else when you have a weak sense of self.

>starts getting popular
>gets spammed on Sup Forums by losers all the time
>suddenly gets a gf

God damn what a mystery what happened here WOW!

I don't know how you could ever watch or be a fan of someone like this. How could you ever be a fan of a complete social reject loser. If I want to spend my time watching a loser I'll look in a fucking mirror.

Get your taco ass off of my board, Pan!

you´ll look in a mirror,but it will only show you
meanwhile,hell have his sheep.

GOD DAMMIT. I mean I'm happy for him but still. At least I still have cartoons. and my money

You say this but he's the one with a dedicated fanbase, lots of friends and a legit girlfriend who sounds really cute and has good chemistry with him.

So who's the real loser here?

all of us because a total autistic sperg like Pan has a girlfriend while we're all still single

This but unironically

its funny a lot.of my friends had dated and 45% of them are ugly

i want a furry gf to peg me in her suit

>money is a good reason to be forever alone
don't try to justify being a single neet bro

We're all gonna make it. Zyzz was right

I'm happy being alone.
I get all the company I require from my family and Sup Forums, and and porn provides me with as many orgasms as I need. A girlfriend is not a requirement for happiness.

Stop self posting, pan. Don't you have videos to edit.

Welp, time to break out the cupcake flavored vodka cause I'm about to write a smutfic about Pan and Sheepy. A smutfic of their personas to be exact.

...

Oh, Cmon this have to be joke right? There no way Pan have a girlfriend, it's not fair

We all know is because he's popular there no way she would actually love him

Fuck it I'm going to go work out tomorrow. I just gotta believe.
So I guess neros q got cucked?

Whatever you say man. I've achieved peace of mind at a young age; I'm feeling pretty great about my life right now.

Well that's another I'm improving on since I'm in college now. I'm trying to talk to more people and if by any chance a girl finds me interesting enough to get into a relationship with I'll take it.

its great that hes getting luck with girls.
im always open for a chance but most of the girls i meet are annoying fucks i would not want to touch.
maybe i should search for them but i find that pathetic and creepy.

So I guess neros q got cucked?
It seems like Pan is going full Macro. We thought he was one step from being Chris-chan now he has harem of art chicks. It's not fair.

spoken like a true virgin

>Pan "goth me up and throw away the key" Pizza finally has a legit girlfriend.
I'm surprised he didn't before. He has a fairly popular YouTube channel and isn't absolutely hideous.

>28
He's 25.

Pan is becoming a normie, she's going transform him in a normalfag and end up like Arin

You're talking as if Pan has millions of subscribers like Marky Moo or Pewds. He has over 300,000 subscribers, which is baby numbers compared to a lot of other users. He's popular yes but not that popular I don't think.

He's not swimming in money like Scrooge McDuck or anything. Also Sheepy comes off as a girl who likes spergy nerds that she can make fun of and Pan has a humiliation kink so they go together rather well.

also I want to believe that Pan finally found someone that he can be happy with so shut the fuck up

>Pan the sheep shagger

at least it's definite proof that any of us could do it now

What city

I'll do it for science if she's not a hamplanet

She's like genderbent Pan. Truly, they were made for each other.

Indeed I am. Doesn't hinder my comfort in the slightest.

>a complete stranger who has a youtube account got a girlfriend

>you expect people to care

Pan "I'd silence that lamb if you know what I mean" Pizza

what is the Pan Pizza meme i dont follow youtubers

>What's YOUR excuse for being single?

I was fat as fuck and still got a girlfriend who was rather hot. It would of been great except she had a scat fetish. I honestly wish I was making this up

TL;DR who cares about relationships? A true person learns to cope by themselves and not need a relationship partner. And not in the emo 'i'm alone forever' way.

I'm still waiting for actual good Cartoons/Animation related content on Youtube. Pans content got stale quick. The podcasts are nothing but derails and dead air. His actual videos on subject matters are either 'I like 'X' because of reason' or some of the most barebones top ten.mojo.com garbage i've ever seen

I hope they get married and live happily ever after, because if they don't we'll get nothing but sad woe is me posts from him.

>tfw finish high school
>tfw hard to get crushes nowadays
damn

>giving up 5 years away from wizardhood

he was going to be a powerful one too, it didn't have to end like this

How new are you?

Pan's hot shit on Sup Forums apparently. You'd be surprised how invested people are with this guy, not surprising either considering his popularity and how much of a mess he was just a few weeks ago.

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I think San Antonio

>Judging yourself based on others

Last time I checked nobody gave a shit about his actual pasion projects like that crappy webcomic he farts out. Would you want a fanbase of 13-20 year olds with the 20-27 year olds fanbase being filled with jaded old Sup Forums lurkers?

The one thing to be jealous of is that he is making money off of this, and even then YouTube is such a cespool of a site i'd wager in about 2 years all ad-rev is going to of shrived up.

I'm happy for him. I didn't want him to become a wizard.

Pan can make people laugh and can hold an entertaining conversation, he was already halfway there all along.
If you can't do either of those, you're ultimately doomed. Speaking from experience.

It's not going to last, he's going to ruined it somehow

top 10 anime happy endings

Last time I checked people hated Pan.

go to college

>What's YOUR excuse for being single?

I'm a fucking loser with no drive to even keep a relationship going, let alone start one.

>spoiler

Speak for yourself I have a good fwb thing going on and I draw lewds for money. I'm who pan wishes he was

Not really Pan is autist, but a fun kida autist that is aware of his cringey, not like Mr.Enter who's nuts and delusional at this point

Only because we're jealous.

I actually think Pan's success is well-earned. It's Mr. Enter I hate, because anyone could do what he's doing, and yet he's the one who got successful doing it.

>Not really Pan is autist, but a fun kida autist that is aware of his cringey
lol is that why he went internet defense force on a random youtube comment?

Really

He lives in that terrible city

>Last time I checked people hated Pan.

Check again, people love this fucker. I remember people were actually worried for Pan when he cried during that Toy Story let's play, people were so concerned that Pan had to announce that he's fine and he regretted what he said in that video.

he finally figured out how to abuse his e-celeb status, took him long enough

That "Accept No Substitutions" guy is a total bitch in that screenshot, did you really think Pan was the one who looks pathetic in it? lmao

e-Celebs go through shallow fangirl girlfriends like I go through Kleenex, might as well be one in the same

Oh but he's right, user. Having a gf is fun for the first month and then just becomes another annoyance.

I remember a few threads when this shit happened actually had him in it saying he was just shit posting and pan kept getting all butthurt

it was also a thread where people where saying Shadman wasnt a pedo so yeha.

>What's YOUR excuse for being single?

All my older cousins got married and became baby makers. I aspire for more.

>I aspire for more
>posts on Sup Forums

>What's YOUR excuse for being single?
Nobody good around me.

Girls don't care about philosophy.

>What's YOUR excuse for being single?
I use to talk to a classmate 2 years before we graduated, she seemed to like me back and for some miracle we had to sit together allmost all the classes. The next year some fuckboy appeared and start hanging with her, she always started the conversations with me before he appeared, I losed the courage to talk to her again. Fuck! I was so close, it's funny that fuckboy hanged with every chick I used to fall for. I'm skinny fat, insecure about myself and preety shy (PUSSY) to start a conversation with any girl. I'll lurk on /fit/ someday, I hope every fellow user here get's laid in the future, we are all gonna make it, right?

Pretty much this.

People around here are either chavs, poser nerds and goths or are smart enough to know not to date self loathing people.

>What's YOUR excuse for being single?
I don't look like pic related. Also I don't treat women like shit. I was doomed from the get-go.

she sounds like she's fat and really likes anime

Chad always finds a way

the only way to get a gf is to defeat him in agni kai

>What's YOUR excuse for being single?
Not being white desu

>It's /r9k/ episode

Chad allways finds a way indeed.
Want to know some facts about him?
He's smart, fit and tall!
FUCK

If fucking Pan can get a girl then by god, I'm sure we all can.

It's just sad that Pan actually got a girlfriend before us.

I only recently stopped looking like a jihadist and got good at small talk. My plan is to play it cool until I find someone I really connect to. I got 8 years until wizarddom

I've had gfs before but never stuck it in so he may very well beat me to the punch

About to point that.
I feel good for Pan, at least I know a person like him can actually get laid.

>Tfw Rich Evans has had sex and you've not.

Back during my nerd culture phase when I was sixteen, I tried to find a girl who had as close interests to mine as possible; but as time went on I realized.that most "nerd girls" are either taken or fucking crazy in one way or another. And they didn't even really discuss whatever it is they liked or didn't, they just liked it.

Eventually my "nerd" phase was just that, and as time went on I cared about just animation from a more academic/production standpoint. I don't want a gf who's directly into media production, it would be weird. I just want a girl to talk to about more general humanities things who isn't insane. But too many girls don't give a shit about these things, and I'm too engrossed in my work and projects to really care right now.

Maybe if I do get an animation internship in a year I can find a girl there, but those girls would probably just be vapid and/or crazy too.

>tfw getting decent at drawing
>been wanting to start drawing lewds
SOON

I've been dating a qt ginger the last three years

>Pan actually got to cuddle with a fat girl
>he got to feel the softness and warmth of her plentiful body while they cuddled
>meanwhile I, a fatfag only gets to dream of doing such things

IT'S NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>1:20 onwards