*rejects him 15 minutes later*

>*rejects him 15 minutes later*

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but why

>sees good in him when no one else does
>helps him overthrow his master
>fights alongside to kill all those red faggots
>refuses to murder a fleet of rebels and rule the galaxy as a couple
What a cocktease. Why do women do this?

>Poe X Rey is imminent
Can't wait.

>no girl will ever look at you like that

nigga, that's how it is in real life too.

i love how she painted her face and let down her hair and literally delivered herself to Chad the literal moment sucking his dick became a possibility

roasties gonna roast

moral of the story is women use men and then discard them when something better comes along

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Alpha males do the same with women.

Keyword is alpha.

Ugly Wars

She looked down and saw the script. "Oh bollocks, I need to save Poe and the Resistance soon."

did I miss something or did they cut back to them after the whole snoke room fight scene and she's just trying to force grab his lightsaber from him? that part seemed really weird and out of character, I'd think they'd be able to come to some kind of less extreme logical agreement that didn't end like that, but DUDE DRAMATIC MOVIE

She's a virgin woman with raging hormones. He's a ripped bad boy who she knows she shouldn't be attracted to because he's the villain but can't help it. She refused in TFA and TLJ but will accept him in IX

god imagine how her breath felt on his lips when she leaned in

She was actually trying to force-grab something else.

>refuses to murder a fleet of rebels and rule the galaxy as a couple
I think by this point the all female leadership of the Resistance fleet had cut that number down to one ship and about 30 people.

Ren was right, because the republic was absolutely unstable long before Palpatine started his takeover. Why would the stronger entity obey to the weakest link in the galaxy? Hell, it took a double agent from the bad guys to end the war in the original, so why bother patronizing the resistance?

>dub-dub-trips

Rey confirmed for insatiable dark-side cock slut

>mfw you'll never feel this

>Let's kill the old to make way for the new!
>JK NEVERMIND! I'M STILL EVIL ANYWAY!

The movie destroys all the potentially interesting aspects of this new trilogy to "subvert expectations," and then it doesn't subvert expectations.

All we have left is a Mary Sue with no lightsaber or Force training inexplicably beating somebody with over a decade of both... again.

>he thinks he's the one that's using her
cute

by her another drink, a new wardrobe, and some more shiny jewelry

>All we have left is a Mary Sue with no lightsaber or Force training inexplicably beating somebody with over a decade of both... again.

you really need to let that mindset go... your life will be more enjoyable

The movie was touching on brilliance by the climax of the throne scene. Two powerful force users joining together to forge their own path. Then its gone in an instant and the story goes down a path we've seen not just in Star Wars but any generic action sci fi movie.

>>refuses to murder a fleet of rebels and rule the galaxy as a couple

That part was baffling, he's clearly confused and acting irrationally, Rey knows he needs help, instead of telling him to calm the fuck down and order the British dick admiral to stand down so they could talk things out, she tries to kill him

Then she leaves him there alive and unconscious instead of killing him, which only makes things way worse for everyone involved

>Kylo's fucking gargantuan nose and complete lack of jawline
>we're supposed to take this guy seriously as a powerful villain
What have they done to Star Wars

>Kylo Ren doesn't have a jawli-

From a storytelling standpoint it actually would have been much more of a surprise if she had gone with him and forged that third path the movie began to hint towards. I was honestly disappointed when they didn't do that, and went the safe route instead

Why did she suddenly put on so much makeup?

What'd you say to me you little bitch?

But Poe's plan failed, and it would have failed whether she backed it or not. If not for her plan they would have all died.

Yep, think about it. Third movie would have followed up and established that scenario and by the end of this trilogy we would have a fresh, interesting Star Wars setting under which the following movies would have flourished. But noooooo, creativity and originality in nu-Star Wars? Never

Their plan was to jump 18 hours away from their planned hideout base? Because they had no idea the First Order could track them through hyperspace, why did they jump so far away from the mineral planet?

I like the throne room fight as an action scene, but it made no fucking sense. Mary Sue can beat several elite guards with a lightsaber, even though she barely knows how to use a lightsaber, while Kylo Ren loses his lightsaber and needs Mary Sue to throw hers to him. Why didn't he just grab his own lightsaber with the Force? Why didn't he grab it after the battle was over, so he wouldn't have to have a Force tug-of-war with her over her lightsaber? Why did she just leave him there and at least not take his weapon? How did she get out of there?

Those are just surface level flaws in logic. I won't even get info character motivations, because Kylo Ren's motivations are truly incomprehensible.

Thanks to the MALE leadership of the “heroes” (America in Iraq)

Why didn't he just force turn off the guards weapons and kill them all in 5 seconds

>cs:go.gif

Gyno. Sad!

I realized the same thing in the last scene of the movie. Absolutely based.

No wonder the bowcaster didn't knock him down, this nigga is a fridge.

Throne room scene could have been one of the greatest scenes in Star Wars if Kylo and just simply decided what the previous movie had been setting him up for. Vader tossing Sheev was a surprise because Vader had no sign of showing internal conflict or doubt. Kylo has shown clear doubts and confusion as to his role in being a "bad guy" But Rey refuses him and he becomes full Hitler?

You think the third film will at one point present a four-way triangle, with Rey in the center?

>this dude once served and protected our freedoms so that he might someday play the villain in our favorite franchise

I feel like very few people have seen Girls. That show revealed how surprisingly buff Driver is.

they're writing the porn parody and the legitimate screenplay side by side, like arthur clarke and kubrick did with 2001

No, their original plan was to jump in the middle of nowhere to avoid detection. Once they realized that didn't work, they luckily found an abandoned rebel base somewhat nearby.

>Gyno

...

>they luckily
So the leadership didn't have a plan, they just got lucky. Meanwhile Poe and his men are trying to figure out a way to survive. Thanks, the force is female.

He got hurt in a training accident and then medically discharged like a few months in.

How can I let that mindset go? Snoke is dead, and he was the only one who could possibly give Mary Sue a challenge. Luke is dead, so he will have to comeback as a Force Deus Ex Machina in Episode IX, because Rian "Hack" Johnson wanted to kill him off to be edgy. I don't even know what Kylo Ren wants, and Rey has few faults and zero intrigue. If she took Ren's hand and the movie ended, then I would be curious about what happens next, but Rian "I Really Need A Co-Writer" Johnson has demonstrated that she is a blank slate with no character development possible. Mary Sue is naturally good at everything, so why does it matter what happens next?

Rian "Ozymandias Was A Fluke" Johnson ripped off TESB and ROTJ, killed off the overarching heroes and villains, and invalidated many storylines that were created by TFA.

He was in long enough to get ready to leave for Iraq and he was in a biking accident. He talks about not going with his friends to Iraq really fucked him up mentally and acting was therapy for him.

DADDY REN

Also Sith killing their Masters is pretty par for the course, those guards should have bowed down immediately after Kylo killed Snoke since he was the new Sith Master

No he served for two years then had an accident

Fobbits aren't people user, no need to feel sorry for him.

>few months

Wasn't he in for like 2-3 years? Also he broke his sternum motorbiking not training kek

He was a Marine Infantryman you bitch ass nigga.

Fuck, he's so hot.

>yfw star wars comes down to a love triangle

>didn't deploy
>bitched out over a motorcycle "accident"

Snoke and Kylo were not Sith and those guardsmen were trained to protect Snoke just like the red guard were trained to protect the Emperor, even from Vader.

they're not sith

>How can I let that mindset go? Snoke is dead, and he was the only one who could possibly give Mary Sue a challenge.
there will always be some magical moving goal post thats needed to be met in order to appease mary sue posters. you just need to let it go

Did you like, not watch the OT? Loser.

Did you watch the fucking movie? Poe didn't have a plan at that point either. After they find out about the First Orders Warp tracing tech, they both used their resources and thought up a plan. Holdo used the ships scanners to find the planet, Poe called Maz to find out about the code-breaker. You could also say it was pretty damn lucky the casino planet was close enough that they could make it there and back before the ships ran out of fuel.

What did they mean by this?

>tfw you've felt it and been given that look
>tfw you just want it back but she's a fucking sloot

>deploying with a broken sternum

>''Big man Ren, I want to blow you''
Probably what he heard, though.

Thanks for your input shill. No one defends the shit fleet plot and the fact none of the leadership tell anyone what is going on.

>didn't deploy

Fate works in mysterious ways. Now hes starred in two Star Wars filmns and a Scorsese film.

did you deploy your mom to grab you tendies you fatass? I bet you did

I feel like they played up those two, put Snoke in there, then triumphantly let them overcome him just to let all the effort made fizzle out.

>I joined the Air Force and was "deployed" to Bahrain for 3 months
>I tell people back home how hard and intense my "deployment" was

You're obviously baiting us but I am bored.

Of course I did

This really illustrates just how less attractive the Nu Wars characters are.

>Oh this guys a badass muhrine!
>e-e-even though he's never been to a combat zone, b-baka
Didn't deploy

>Kylo ren is far too gone! No one can bring him back to the light.
after the shirtless incident:
>*whispers* I'll help you

kek

>He says from his mother's basement

I think daisy is ugly as fuck but she's objectively hot there

I'm 15 years old btw and friendless. pic related is me

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>all he had to do was gently push down her head and she'd start succing right then and there

>didn't deploy

look at his nose and nonexistent chin dude

Good Time you colossal faggot.

Carrie has always been an overrated skank. Half the people who waifu her was because there was no internet porn back then to compete with her for nerd's attention and thirst

I agree colossal

She's got a decent face, and looked great in the slave outfit in episode 6, but yeah, she's not anything out of the ordinary.

Yeah man Carrie looks permanently strung out. She has those goddamn black shark eyes too.

>anyone
Obviously plenty of people on the ship knew. But why would you tell a rando pilot who just got a shit load of people killed and has no business asking? It's like a red shirt on Star Trek flipping out on the Captain for not letting him in on command decisions.

>bitched out
You don't have a say in whether you are discharged or not.

Carrie and Harrison were both solid 7.5s. Daisy is maybe a 4.5 if I'm being generous and Adam is a 3.

Dudes probably got a big dick. Most ugly fucks do if you watch porn.

you can tell who the writers were

just take a look at all those dark/abduction/bodice ripper romance novels written by women and for women. they all share the theme of an edgy hero who's an assassin/pirate/criminal mob boss type guy with a shady past and childhood trauma but the heroine has such a musky scent and tight pussy she basically converts him to the good side

sometime's there's a POV chapter from the guy and it's basically "damn I'm too much of a psychopath to feel love but that pussy is too tight and I can't control myself"

shut the fuck up you stupid cocksucking faggot, Daisy shits on your dead whore in every category. go od on cocaine like your stupid skank of a waifu so you can join her in hell since you miss her so much. fucking faggot

>Adams a 3
Literally has everything going for him except his face to some degree, which still looks fine to me

>a four-way triangle
thats a square you faggot