Jesus fucking christ

Jesus fucking christ

Awful. Couldn't even finish it

>the unbirth scene
>the anal vore scene
>the feet licking scene
>the full tour scene
>the cock vore scene
>the brap scene

I heard the trailer was misleading, is this true y/n

OH NO NO NO

Is it at least good for a giantess fetish?

not whatsoever

Pls user just spoil it. The trailer makes it look interesting but im hearing it was misleading

What you expected:
>Honey, We Shrunk Matt Damon

Reality:
>every joke or moment of levity in the entire movie was featured in the trailer, it's actually another capitalist authoritarian dystopia flick, Damon's central conflict is being abandoned by his wife then falling in love with a Vietnamese protestor who was forcibly shrunken by her government to silence her

I'm glad they finally made a George Shrinks movie

What

I don't understand what you found unclear about that post

with that budget they could've used real shrinking technology

That's unfortunate. It seemed like a fun movie from the trailer. Almost sounded like a Pixar movie.

That sounds like greasy dogshit, I'm not even gonna pirate it

Yeah trailers are usually shit so I guess kudos to this editor for perceiving the movie people might have actually wanted to see and fuck the studio for not making it

I was looking forward to a kind of comedy thing. Fuck this.

I thought it was going to be a bait and switch
the trailers just seemed way too fucking happy to just be that type of movie

Same desu

>every joke or moment of levity in the entire movie was featured in the trailer
Why do people do this? What good does it do to trick one wave of people into seeing a movie if they're going to immediately obliterate it with word of mouth because you sold them on a movie you didn't make?

You have got to be kidding me. The trailer made it look comfy :(

they flashed kristen wiig so fast in the trailer i thought it was alison brie

The movie ends with Damon and his new Vietnamese gf resolving to continue to feed the poor and aid the sick after discovering the clathrate gun has fired and all life on earth will end within a few decades as the planet transitions into a Venus-style hellball - the shrinking people program was a last ditch effort to crash carbon emissions but it was already too late, earth has probably been irrevocably doomed since the middle of the 20th century

>Why do people false advertise

Because no one would watch it truthfully advertised

user pls stop and tell me youre lying :(

WTF am I even reading?
The shit is in the movie?

more global warming propaganda

Fucking hell this is so disappointing.

Who would even produce this shit after seeing that script holy fuck

lol i was an extra during the party scene, cool that i made it into the final cut but sucks the movie is bad

This is the second time this year that Matt Damon has starred in some bait and switch bullshit where the trailer makes you think the film is some lighthearted romp but it's actually some self important garbage which tries to hamfistedly push a social agenda. What the fuck did he mean by this?

Can you shed some light on why Baldwin was advertised for a good fucking month and never showed up?

The only thing shrinking here is box office returns.

no idea man, he wasn't in the scene. alexander payne was really nice though, and it was the best I've been treated on set as an extra in all the films I've done.

He's a leftist piece of shit
Leftists should all be gassed

>the brap scene

does he go pusy spelunking at any point?

YOU'RE A LITTLE GUY

Reason I asked about Baldwin was because I couldnt see him in any other scene other than NPH's role maybe

KINO

>"Is it in yet, babe?"
>"Honey, I'M in!"

It was obvious that it was one of the quasi-comic actor circle jerk flicks when Kristen Wiig showed up in the trailer

HAHAHAHAHA

really glad this failed, I’ve been inundated with like 1000 fucking ads for it, it’s infuriating

>clownsizing

What did they mean by this?

>I’ve been inundated with like 1000 fucking ads for it

YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF

some kike

>porno about clown girls being total sizequeens

Would watch

JUST

This fucking premise makes me physically ill. Why would someone want to handicap themselves just to save money?

Have you seen The Producers?

The only joke that wasn't in the trailer was Lil Ronnie having coldsores

Did you actually have to shrink and live in Leisureland to be an extra?

Speaking of sores that ringworm scene was spooky. What other diseases/parasites would be a nightmare for downsized?

Yeah it was really unsettling when they show the inside of the place and its a net with a giant wall any time you look outside of your nice house. The shitty mansion he picks out looks awful aesthetic.

Chestburser botflies

>mpaa rating: R
What? The trailers make it seem pg-13 at best