So, let me get this straight. Americans are so fat that they turn a fast food logo into a sex symbol?

So, let me get this straight. Americans are so fat that they turn a fast food logo into a sex symbol?

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she was already a symbol and she was pretty sexy to begin with

Pathetic.

It's more along the lines of artists seeing something cute/interesting/attractive/inspiring, taking it, and making art out of it for the sheer sake of it.

Yes, and by making threads like this one you're only prolonging this stupid fad. And I'm partially to blame as well for even responding.

No, it's more like American men are so sex-starved they see sex in practically everything now.

What do breasts feel like?

We stole the idea from Japan.

>not wanting to stick you dick in everything
Literally low test beta behavior

Can confirm: American man, i get laid maybe twice a year if I'm lucky. Masturbate furiously on a daily basis.

I'm just geinuely curious.

I want to dip my french fry in Wendy's chocolate frostie

>So, let me get this straight. Americans are so horny that they turn a fast food logo into a sex symbol?

ftfy

>twice a year
HA

not sure if serious here

t. buttblasted europoor whose culture is so creatively bankrupt that the notion of turning the smallest things into enjoyable art is beyond him

Not my fault red hair and striped thigh-highs do it for me.

I could go for a milkshake. But it's too late at night for something that heavy.

surrrrrrre, OP.

You missed the "men only" part, got it right.

>Americans
>A lot of the early art was by Nips and Koreans

>not masturbating to cute corporate mascots
it's only a problem if you give them money over it

They're pretty much honorary Americans, though. I mean, their countries might as well be American colonies at this point.

Round and soft. Now go back to work.

Where did you get your logic from?

I'm just making an observation that is in front of my fucking face.

Yes.

And I want to but her buns. Eat her buns. Lick her buns like I was born to do so.

Very effective marketing.

True. I pass by a Wendy's everyday at work and I'm actually curious to try it for the first time.

Of course if I wasn't a fucking penny pincher I would've already done so in the first place.

Well Freud kinda called that shit years ago

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>tfw no qt3.14 Wendy cosplayer gf
>tfw no qt3.14 naturally redhead cosplaying gf
>tfw no qt3.14 cosplay gf
>tfw no qt3.14 gf
>tfw no gf
>tfw no
>tfw
>tfwa

>that fat wendy ass

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Kek

>Dlt ths

Capitalism man

Not even once.

No, seriously, it's long past time to abolish it.

good thread

They don't make him wear that. He GETS to wear it.

what seems to be the issue?

no

Yes.

So you don't actually understand causality, got it.

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>We'll replace a working but flawed system with a system that has never worked (because it was never done right)

...

Same. I'm actually a semi attractive 24 year old with my own place and a salary but women don't want that anymore.

They want someone that comes from money with no job.

Shouldnt this be on /ck/ or something?

he's just butthurt that his culture will be wiped away in several years

You know it's possible to appreciate the art/porn without falling for the marketing, right?

I haven't been to Wendy's once since Wendy became FOTM. I don't feel any interest in going, either.

Why would I, when I live in Whataburger country?

>not sexualizing literally everything
where do you think you are exactly?

>/cock/

I sure miss it

It was never "working", and still isn't.

A completely normal place with well-adjusted people.

And you know what the worst part is?
They age her up in the porn.

Try being a 24 year old virgin.

>there are korean millennials who want korea to become an american state

People are silly

Wendy's closes at 9pm in my shity small town.

That's nothing. You have to at least hit wizard status first before you can complain.

Then you probably took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

I always thought I was the only one who did this.

5 years away for me!

Try being a homely looking woman whose grown up terrified of sex because women in American society scare the shit out of you by talking about accidental pregnancies, how getting your tubes tied costs thousands of dollars and can increase the chances of cancer, how susceptible you are to STDs and how suspicious you should be of talking to strange guys or letting them in your house, how your hymen can break if you're too small or that sex has a good chance of not feeling good and you need more methods than just penetration, how certain birth control like rings and female condoms can cause infections.

I mean Christ, all you gotta do is stick your dick in your hands and you can get off pretty easily. It can sometimes be like a part-time job just for a woman to get herself off. And fuck you trying to find good porn when 90% of it is targeted towards men.

Men also anticipate women to be porn stars in bed, which is doubly embarrassing when you're anti-social and awkward as shit, don't know how to move your hips, and struggle to get it in or put a condom on a man.

the drive thru too? where are you?

Stop psyching yourself out. Get ontop and move like you are rolling into it. As far as all that other shit those girls just sound like they've been with lame ass dudes. Foreplay should be at least 15 minutes.

Honestly it doesn't bother me that much.
Just jack off and be happy.

So is there some kind of ZIP file or Sad Panda gallery with as many if not every piece of Wendy's™ fan art? I need it for research purposes and also my waifu wall.

Missouri Ozarks.
We have this road with fast food places and chinese lined up for about a mile, If you want something to eat in my town THAT'S the road to be on so there's a shit ton of competition for them.

Source? Hilarious if true.

>And fuck you trying to find good porn when 90% of it is targeted towards men.

>Good porn is like a good relationship. If you find one, then you should cherish it.


Seriously, though... It's pretty hard to find good porn as a guy. I can only imagine how difficult it is to find as a girl.

Why hasn't anyone made an animation of Wendy-chan dancing to her own company's legendary ditty?
youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI

Someone make this a reality, dammit!

No matter how bad capitalism gets there is still no better alternative for making a society work.
Every country who has tried communism either turned into a shithole (North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, Vietnam, Laos; for example, Laos is one of the most corrupt companies in the world) or went right back to capitalism (Russia, East Germany, Yugoslavia, Poland) or both (China).

And the process of becoming communist involves an extremely bloody, destructive revolution, where the revolutionaries kill rich computer-owning Sup Forums-browsing types such as yourself. You aren't going to be ordering people shot, you're going to be up against the wall yourself, user.

All for fucking nothing because communism does not improve quality of life OR quality of entertainment.

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Hi Stark

I'll be there in 11 days

So any fap fics?

I'm pretty sure "silly" and "hilarious" are wildly inappropriate terms to use when your culture is being destroyed right in front of your eyes.

try being a 36 year old re-virgin.

24 hours bitches

Like a European.

What exactly is a re-virgin?

No, but suddenly I'm picturing a job interview where Wendy™ gives you a footjob under the table.

>78 replies
>16 images
>only two have Wendy
>only one is lewd, and just barely

We've failed as a species.

you post some then, I ain't getting b&

born again christian

good reply bait i rate it 0

What's up, bud? Your waifu a shit?

So when is McDonald's and Burger King going to get anime'd?

Good. I remember going to my Wendy's at 1am once... bought a salad, and got so fucking sick I had to call an ambulance. Wendy's still owes me 3000 dollars or 3000 dollars worth of discount chili.

Bags of sand

>had my first lay at 23
>extra thicc woman my age hears about me being a virgin, almost salivates at the thought of breaking me in
>first time is in the back of her car at the beach, came in like ten minutes
>she feels bad later for being so predatory, buys me IHOP afterwards
>two days later get a seedy hotel in Houston and fuck in a room with mirrors on the walls and ceiling
>She teaches me foreplay
You never forget your first, but I can never remember her name to this day. But I was horny and just go with the flow, even now in hard times.

At least your first time was consensual.

The best thing to do around Wendy is to keep your mouth shut, every little thing you say will comeback at you in a roast.

Wendy was my waifu before any of this

Huh, really? I am not sure how that would work, but I wouldn't be opposed to that concept, as an American. If Hawaii can be a state, so should South Korea, if they really want to I guess?

>tfw haven't had sex in 6 months
Don't remind me, user. I'm such a loser.

You have to understand, at this point I'll fap to anything.

Back in early 2000s I was such a normal kid where any pair of tits would make my dick hard, but years of constant access to the internet made it so shit need to get weirder and weirder to even cause a tingle. So yeah, maybe I need to imagine a sexy fast food mascot tying me up and shit talking me while eating a fresh non frozen burger to blow my load but who the fuck are you to judge me.

>only months
try 6 years, you dont know what suffering really is

>mfw will never force you to jerk off while you watch her cook natural-cut sea salted french fries taunting you as she eats them after dipping them in your spunk

>we live in a time where we have porn of the Wendy's girl
>people complaining
Kids have it so good now. Back when I was a kid I had no release for when Zelda made me horny

Now porn of literally any fictional character, male or female is just a search away. Its amazing

OBSESSED

That.

I'm Japanese and she was already a sex symbol to me.

>muh America